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Ruzho > 2700 m/s isn't fast enough for you?
Nenya > No. I must be able to SEE THROUGH TIME.
Krysee > Wow. And I thought *I* was the one with the drug problem.
Ruzho > Nenya, have you considered if you were going faster than the speed of time, you might already be where you are?
Ruzho > And wouldn't need to see through it since you're already there.
Krysee > Existentialism! Eeee!
* Krysee explodes.
*** DJ-XMAN has quit (Quit: o/ yes i dont need arms to mix i use my cock! and damn its hard)
<Wacoede> 0.0 to that quit msg
<Vicrry> I bet he don't mean it's difficult :P
<KnyghtMare> I bet it's because his pecker is small
<Vicrry> lol
<Presenter_Damage> cant be that hard to press 'automix'
<Presenter_Damage> :P
<Wacoede> ouch
<Presenter_Damage> im glad he isnt able to see that
Targie McRed > Roses are Red; Violets are Blue; if you stay Docked; I cant shoot you :(
Silphe > roses are red violets are blue die in a fire
Targie McRed > and fuck you too ;)
Par'Gellen > They were a little concerned that I'd shaved my pubics to look like Hitler's moustache and had an erection during the entire procedure but after the cops left we all had a good laugh.
Vladimir Ramanov > i'm not even going to ask
GoFur > me either
Par'Gellen > oops wrong chat
talemacus > well then how about we try a novel concept and share a global shared culture called humanity?
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
haav0c > OH GOD WHY AM I FCING
Morwen Lagann > haav0c: at a guess, because you herped and are therefore required to derp
haav0c > i have two kills and four pages of losses!
haav0c > why am I fcing a goddamn tengu fleet
Lady Caissa > /emote laughs at the face of danger!
Hellspawn01 > why you laughing at me then??
Hellspawn01 > you know i´m no danger for you *strokes Lady C
Mac Knife > oh god
Bayroo > no but lady is a danger to us VIRGINS
Lady Caissa > lol!
Mac Knife > PRIVATE CONVO PPL
Lady Caissa > virgins? ooo a challenge!
Bayroo > u wanna pop my cork
Hellspawn01 > /emote hands Bayroo a screw driver
Coreli Ventrlio:
Yokujin> Anyone up for some poo-poo?
<General Silence>
David Darkstar> Don't you mean Pew-Pew?
Arcazz> Hahahaha
David Darkstar> OMGRAWR'ing this right now.
Yokujin> I hate you guys.
Nicholai Thomasovich > I'm gonna try something.
Nicholai Thomasovich > See if I can smoke in there on a shuttle, grab the Quafe and get out before they kill me.
Xeno Metamorph > well i think thats what you're sposed to do, if you dont kill any, no re-inforcements come :p
Nicholai Thomasovich > Shut it.
Nicholai Thomasovich > Stay undocked so I get the bonuses. :-)
Nicholai Thomasovich > Don't mind me big battleships, I'm just a little innocent shuttle, flying around to see the sights...
Nicholai Thomasovich > Guess they don't buy the innocent shuttle bit.
Nicholai Thomasovich > That's a lot of big blinkey crosses.
Nicholai Thomasovich > Doh.
<StarLite> [Playing]-[Ray Parker Jnr. - Ghostbusters (BoB Radio)]
<StarLite> POS-busters?
<Astasia> I ain't afraid of no pos
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