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Rhapsodae > Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. We have found a ladies purse in Airaken V - Moon 1 - Sisters of EVE Academy which may contain a cellular phone. It has been expected to ring for the last 7 minutes non stop, without regular intervals.
Rhapsodae > Due to the nature of the vibrations and being in the Sisters office it has yet to be confirmed to be a cellular phone. If you have an item or purse missing according to this describtion please contact me.
Princess Beefcurtains > woot, 132au :) that'll do
Yamatar > bleh, thats a fairies SS
Princess Beefcurtains > fairys pwn
DragonVandel > fairy porn?
Princess Beefcurtains > aye
Princess Beefcurtains > the wings make me horny
DragonVandel > cool, but dont the wings get in the way?
Princess Beefcurtains > just want to batter them and serve them with fries
Princess Beefcurtains > KFF
fpx11 > my fingers and ass are sore from typing and sitting all day :)
Avenged37 > no your fingers and ass are sore from putting your fingers in your ass all day
Jany Gun > ew
fpx11 > :)
Princess Beefcurtains > the lag is caused my a stray spoon which fell into one of the servers and has strawberry yoghurt on it. We are currently trying to find Oveur to lick the server clean
Princess Beefcurtains > hence, IT is a spoon
Bryg Philomena >Genetically Enhanced Livestock and Exotic Dancers = fun
Glacier > note to self, do not rub eyes while dicing chilies
Calibar Dunterii > what's everyone doin in here? hmmm?
ysuran may > killin rats!
Calibar Dunterii > in soviet russia, rats kill you!
ysuran may > normally in 0.4, yeah!
Amith Silvermoon > Well i was in a shop today some woman asked me to try out male makeup
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?
Maistro > i loooove my sentry drones
Feral Karkassia > yeah sentry drones rock
MISS NAUGHTY > dont do dirty things to em maistro
Feral Karkassia > do dirty things to em maistro
MISS NAUGHTY > humans and drones carnt love each other
The Djego > you can´t say that untill you tried ;)
MISS NAUGHTY > i did untill the drones filed for a law suit
Feral Karkassia > Tell that to my beloved Harry
(harry linked as ecm drone)
The Djego > /emote hugges his Drones
Maistro > why, thats a long barrel you have there sentry drone no. 3
Athena Minoko > /emote takes a drone behind the bike shed
Athena Minoko > *lots of noise from behind the bike shed*
Athena Minoko > *sudden crunch*
Athena Minoko > /emote comes back holding Metal Scraps
Athena Minoko > oops
Athena Minoko > It melted :(
The Djego > poor little thing :D
Feral Karkassia > this convo is sooo getting omgrawred
Arukas Vhzar > ITS NOT HORSEPORN NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME
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