Requiescat > i think my net's about to cut out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > oh?
Requiescat > insta to station and i'm out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > on friday
Requiescat > yeah, cuts at 11:55 i believ
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u need to run a wire to someones house
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > nobody's house nearby
0o0Preatorian0o0 > get sat modem
Requiescat > preat i have zero cash
Requiescat > theres nothing i can do
Requiescat > so i live with it
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ncp
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i made a decient amount of isk
0o0Preatorian0o0 > in a lil bit of time
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > in real life
0o0Preatorian0o0 > only killing bc and up tho
Requiescat > i have zero cash
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ah yea
Requiescat > to get a sat modem
Requiescat > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i got a 1300$ check today =)
Requiescat > i wish i could npc in real life
Requiescat > that would be cool as hell
Requiescat > just go out in the woods and beat the hell out of some random dudes
Requiescat > and get money for it
Requiescat > that'd be sweet as shit
Milon Pendragon > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u can, its called a tax collector
0o0Preatorian0o0 > oh?
Requiescat > insta to station and i'm out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > on friday
Requiescat > yeah, cuts at 11:55 i believ
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u need to run a wire to someones house
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > nobody's house nearby
0o0Preatorian0o0 > get sat modem
Requiescat > preat i have zero cash
Requiescat > theres nothing i can do
Requiescat > so i live with it
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ncp
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i made a decient amount of isk
0o0Preatorian0o0 > in a lil bit of time
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > in real life
0o0Preatorian0o0 > only killing bc and up tho
Requiescat > i have zero cash
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ah yea
Requiescat > to get a sat modem
Requiescat > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i got a 1300$ check today =)
Requiescat > i wish i could npc in real life
Requiescat > that would be cool as hell
Requiescat > just go out in the woods and beat the hell out of some random dudes
Requiescat > and get money for it
Requiescat > that'd be sweet as shit
Milon Pendragon > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u can, its called a tax collector
Yasujiro Kaibara > if they swapped the bullshit ocular implant thing, with some bigger boobies
Yasujiro Kaibara > I bet CCP would be making bank
Yasujiro Kaibara > I bet CCP would be making bank
Willem Revolati > in space no one can hear your emo rage quit
ImRedYoureDead > my CEO is kinda slow on this :P
Evanga > wtf
Evanga > we have a CEO?
ImRedYoureDead > yea if CEO stands for Crazy Emo Overreactor, we've got one of those
Evanga > wtf
Evanga > we have a CEO?
ImRedYoureDead > yea if CEO stands for Crazy Emo Overreactor, we've got one of those
LegilGalad > i guess u click post mail to post ur kill or death
LegilGalad > i thought it posted it automatically somehow using EVE magic
PKlavins > ...hmm...or maybe if i stick a paprika up my ass, a monkey in timbuktu will dance the cha-cha O.o
LegilGalad > i thought it posted it automatically somehow using EVE magic
PKlavins > ...hmm...or maybe if i stick a paprika up my ass, a monkey in timbuktu will dance the cha-cha O.o
Splendorfire > Have you ever wondered why the last vestages of mission fleets don't warp away when they see that one single ship has destroyed 30 of their friends in a matter of minutes?
GIULIANI > why?
Korbin Morrighan > false hope?
Splendorfire > or poor programming. One of those i'm sure
Korbin Morrighan > i like hope better
Splendorfire > me too
GIULIANI > why?
Korbin Morrighan > false hope?
Splendorfire > or poor programming. One of those i'm sure
Korbin Morrighan > i like hope better
Splendorfire > me too
Xune > omgdamm
Xune > my folder was reset after the crash
Xune > now i need to accept evry fuck again >_<
Xune > and i already know next ship loose i get podkiolled becouse of the freaking tuturial poping up telling me i need to warp my pod to safety
GATORAN > "Hi! I'm clippy, your new ship's computer! It looks like you're tryingto get podkilled!"
Xune > my folder was reset after the crash
Xune > now i need to accept evry fuck again >_<
Xune > and i already know next ship loose i get podkiolled becouse of the freaking tuturial poping up telling me i need to warp my pod to safety
GATORAN > "Hi! I'm clippy, your new ship's computer! It looks like you're tryingto get podkilled!"
<JoatOrion> Having seen NK in here and listening to his (we can only assume he's male and not some amphorous mutant globule) rantsing we can safely assume that a) it's too early in the day for NK to be out of bed b) he sleeps alone and c) since his right hand pretends to fall asleep and will have nothing to do with him that NK has taken to sodomising poor defenseless pillows.
<Cro_Magnus> I was alright with everything up until the "sodomising poor defenceless pillows" ... that was a graphical touch I didn't need
<Cro_Magnus> I was alright with everything up until the "sodomising poor defenceless pillows" ... that was a graphical touch I didn't need
Mizhara Del'thul > Cats aren't bad though. My former dog woke me up once. That was enough to condition me.
Shae Tiann > rofl oh?
Mizhara Del'thul > I sleep in the nude... and that morning I slept on my stomach. I woke up wondering what the hell was going on as he stuck his cold, wet snout between my arsecheeks. I just barely managed to wake up... before he sneezed.
Mizhara Del'thul > I swear to god it took me five minutes to claw myself off the ceiling.
Mizhara Del'thul > And when I did... and this is not embellishment or anything, I shit you not... he was grinning at me.
Shae Tiann > rofl oh?
Mizhara Del'thul > I sleep in the nude... and that morning I slept on my stomach. I woke up wondering what the hell was going on as he stuck his cold, wet snout between my arsecheeks. I just barely managed to wake up... before he sneezed.
Mizhara Del'thul > I swear to god it took me five minutes to claw myself off the ceiling.
Mizhara Del'thul > And when I did... and this is not embellishment or anything, I shit you not... he was grinning at me.
ry ry > weird question, but likke an hour ago you lot weren't having any particularly NSFW conversations on TS were you? jsut noticed it's been on speakers all afternoon whilst my kid was doing his educational games :(
ry ry > im literally the worst parent
LetMe Drown > pr0 parenting :D
ry ry > thought it was turned off, but the fuckign thing minimalises to taskbar.
ry ry > gay.
ry ry > i mean, he called me a neckbeard earlier and there is only oneplace that could have come from
ry ry > im literally the worst parent
LetMe Drown > pr0 parenting :D
ry ry > thought it was turned off, but the fuckign thing minimalises to taskbar.
ry ry > gay.
ry ry > i mean, he called me a neckbeard earlier and there is only oneplace that could have come from