DraLaFi > my Thanatos is so old its starting to look Minmatar
Jura Sinmaker > JONPERKINSJONPERKINSJONPERKINS
Jura Sinmaker > JON
Jura Sinmaker > PERKINS
Jura Sinmaker > j o n p e r k i n s
Jura Sinmaker > j;o;n;p;e;r;k;i;n;s
Jura Sinmaker > j!o!n!p!e!r!k!i!n!s!
Jon Perkins > what u want
General Tsiao > i think he wants jon perkins
General Tsiao > but i cant be sure
Jon Perkins > i think i have an e-admirer
Jura Sinmaker > JON
Jura Sinmaker > PERKINS
Jura Sinmaker > j o n p e r k i n s
Jura Sinmaker > j;o;n;p;e;r;k;i;n;s
Jura Sinmaker > j!o!n!p!e!r!k!i!n!s!
Jon Perkins > what u want
General Tsiao > i think he wants jon perkins
General Tsiao > but i cant be sure
Jon Perkins > i think i have an e-admirer
* Ysabelle nKataros flashes Yuki
Yuki Li > oooh boobies
Ysabelle nKataros > yep =)
* Knuck takes note of Ysa's charisma implants
Yuki Li > oooh boobies
Ysabelle nKataros > yep =)
* Knuck takes note of Ysa's charisma implants
Cassandra Weyland > you know you play too much eve when a cricket chirps and your first thought is "what's targeting me?"
ViRiii > fkn owned my finger with a carving knife today
Chingu > your finger couldnt tank the knife?
Chingu > your finger couldnt tank the knife?
Fletcher Vardy > sweet but it takes from the pos ,that sucks
Virtuozzo > yup
Virtuozzo > but that makes sense
Virtuozzo > control towers are kinda phallic
Virtuozzo > it makes sense for sucking as such to be involved
Leandra Anor > O_O
Virtuozzo > yup
Virtuozzo > but that makes sense
Virtuozzo > control towers are kinda phallic
Virtuozzo > it makes sense for sucking as such to be involved
Leandra Anor > O_O
Horratio Antillies > there is the image thing to consider
Horratio Antillies > THE LUFTWAFFLE rolls in faction
Obeih > LOL
Horratio Antillies > that reminds me, dyrt needs a fleet issue typhoon for his salvager
Obeih > no
Horratio Antillies > YES
Horratio Antillies > 8 low slots
Horratio Antillies > think of the cargo space
Obeih > think of how slow it will be
Horratio Antillies > fine, dirt will take a panther instead
Horratio Antillies > STEALTH SALVAGE
Obeih > only if everytime b4 you cloak you do the jaws suspence music
Horratio Antillies > jaws with ENERGY TENTACLES
Horratio Antillies > FUCK YEAH
Horratio Antillies > slap 8 tractors and a microwarp drive on it
Obeih > i hate you
Horratio Antillies > thats not how you spell BRILLIANT
Horratio Antillies > THE LUFTWAFFLE rolls in faction
Obeih > LOL
Horratio Antillies > that reminds me, dyrt needs a fleet issue typhoon for his salvager
Obeih > no
Horratio Antillies > YES
Horratio Antillies > 8 low slots
Horratio Antillies > think of the cargo space
Obeih > think of how slow it will be
Horratio Antillies > fine, dirt will take a panther instead
Horratio Antillies > STEALTH SALVAGE
Obeih > only if everytime b4 you cloak you do the jaws suspence music
Horratio Antillies > jaws with ENERGY TENTACLES
Horratio Antillies > FUCK YEAH
Horratio Antillies > slap 8 tractors and a microwarp drive on it
Obeih > i hate you
Horratio Antillies > thats not how you spell BRILLIANT
<MD87> One problem with tractor beams: Hitting the wrong F-keys to activate them results in a volley of missiles going for the can, and you trying to tractor in an enemy
Xathax > Gezis Kryct! The killboard says I haven't pressed F1, F2, F3 in anger in over a month
Tolin Dorden > well been ages since I've flown a raven... so sorry on that on em8.... and damn.. that's a long time
Xathax > Yeah, damn new gf
Xathax > Sex really cuts into your eve time
Xathax > Actually, I'm so good at sex it only takes me 30 seconds. It's all the stuff you have to do with the gf before and after that takes all the time =)
Tolin Dorden > well been ages since I've flown a raven... so sorry on that on em8.... and damn.. that's a long time
Xathax > Yeah, damn new gf
Xathax > Sex really cuts into your eve time
Xathax > Actually, I'm so good at sex it only takes me 30 seconds. It's all the stuff you have to do with the gf before and after that takes all the time =)
RainbowTinks > heres a question for you - how do I stop my 5 month old male puppy from humping everything in sight? lol
Kerosene > Give it a blowjob?
Kerosene > Give it a blowjob?