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<Flea_Deluxe> why no <3 Depp?
<Depp> cause i dont want damn love hearts
<Ab_Initio> That wasnt a love heart, he was asking where his < 3 inches was.
Remedial > The houses I want are in like the 500-600k range
Mr rooflez > i live with my mom o/
Roger Dodger > MMORPG player still lives with mother, CONCORD baffled
Black Dranzer > I'd like to see a device capable of pulling people out of mid-warp
Atrioss > a brick wall?
Atrioss > from ACME incorporated
Black Dranzer > that's funny to picture
Black Dranzer > I just imagine a guy going through warp, his ship just slams into a brick wall, whilst the camera keeps going.
Atrioss > nice
Atrioss > ccp could make it happen very easily.. they already have construction blocks in the game
Atrioss > all we need from ccp is some duct tape
< Celt> enn tries keep the community on his side
< Celt> "YOUR MAN AT CCP! - ENN"
< Sev> I always thought enn was a woman
ImRedYoureDead > even all the maps in the world won't stop you landing in a blob
Imam Godzilla > my cat is clearly on top
Imam Godzilla > ...don't ever quote that
Zomiaen > Too late
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
Asaruko Reynar > I fell for bait thinking my drones could rip apart a frig that was baiting me. I was wrong. I spent 2 hours webbed playing xbox and watching 1 damage pop up on my screen repeatedly.
Alz Shado > I thought the mating call of the Yellowbellied Ratter was "Officer spawn in Belt IV!"
Ciarente > I find the idea of caldari porn vaguely disturbing
Ciarente > I imagine it would be very nordic and athletic
Ciarente > or else hentai
Stitcher > I'm imagining that porn now too
Ciarente > patriotic caldari porn
Stitcher > "FOR THE STATE!!!" *eerie silence, punctuated by the bed creaking*
Stitcher > "...your performance was satisfactory."
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