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Jmanis Catharg > will you dance for me?
* Copine Callmeknau dances
* Copine Callmeknau dances sexy
Copine Callmeknau > I feel dirty now :/
* Taila Nhrodda dances naked
* Jmanis Catharg daisy chains
Copine Callmeknau > Now I just feel ill
Ronin 8797 > Mattias, I just got the G15 keyboard and highly recomend it
jih chop > isn't that the g-11 with it's own built in monitor?
Mattias Kerensky > neat
Ronin 8797 > there are some free eve apps that are pretty cool and display stuff in your keyboard, yes sir Jih
Ronin 8797 > my GF got it because HER cat ate my last keyboard cable =)
Ronin 8797 > I now love her cat
Ronin 8797 > now if only it could make it so i can get a new truck
Bubba Clax > i wish i had a gf but im just to ugly
Mattias Kerensky > lawl
Ronin 8797 > naw we just gotta find ya one, remember we're willing to trade looks for a certain moral looseness
Bubba Clax > im game for anything! :D
Ronin 8797 > my baby loveses me so you'll find one, I'm 1 degree away from pocket protector geekiness
Bubba Clax > how do you find one?
Ronin 8797 > but then again she has a doctorate in medieval lit so I think she's a bigger geek than me
Mattias Kerensky > hehe
Mattias Kerensky > Meheh's a larger nerd than me
Mattias Kerensky > she goes to anime club
Bubba Clax > lol
Bubba Clax > ^^
Mattias Kerensky > and ren fairs
Ronin 8797 > I met my GF at the chess club at the library
Bubba Clax > hmm i have no hobby :D
Ronin 8797 > if that don't scream geek i don't know what does
Mattias Kerensky > I met meheh on an Eragon fansite rpg...
Mattias Kerensky > :)
Ronin 8797 > bueno!
Mattias Kerensky > She was a moderator
Mattias Kerensky > EPIC
jih chop > my spiderman underwear used to scream geek, but the battery died
<awox> so I find a odmi spawn
<awox> and I get called away
<awox> because some punks broke into next door neighbours
<awox> she's freaking out
<awox> I'm like
<awox> "FFSF FACTION SPAWN"
<awox> she's like "what?"
Tiberius Wenchel> My wife's grandfather made arangements for his own funeral, paid all the bills and took his best suit to the dry cleaners the day before he died.
Aracturus> Wow.
Aracturus> Your married?
Ebil Brian > Where's the Furry Dice skill?
Kalek Astroth > I am TPS now...
Kalek Astroth > GET OFF ME! I am TPS!
Kalek Astroth > You fucking muppet I AM TPS!
Raffael Ramirez > yes..
Raffael Ramirez > and ??
Bella Fea > you muppet we arent
geewiz > we know
Tiniwini > :D
Ra'Shyne Viper > can some give me 1B
Feyde Harkonen > no
Ra'Shyne Viper > WHA!?!
Feyde Harkonen > you didnt say the magic word
Ra'Shyne Viper > Please with a cherry on top with a gummy bear and a monkey with an eraser
Feyde Harkonen > no
Drecain Emberstorm > go shoot thoraxes. it's like dildo skeet shooting
* Galazar|Showereth slaps Wrangler around with a Large Tech II Jovian Dildo
(Galazar|Showereth) OOOOOOOOOOCHA
* Wrangler calls Galazar|Showereth's parents and asks if they know what their little girl is doing at home when she should be in kindergatren
(~Diaego) haha
* ~Diaego strokes Wrangler
(Galazar|Showereth) fucke
(Galazar|Showereth) r
(Galazar|Showereth) eth
Antaeus Kornell > but i thought the point was caldari named their stuff after birds and shit
Harkwyth Mist > if was going the BS route, i like the megathron
Verys > think it stops at BS
Antaeus Kornell > raven
Antaeus Kornell > rokh are both flying things
Verys > CCP couldnt think of any birds anymore
Antaeus Kornell > hmmm cerberus
Antaeus Kornell > thats not supposed to be able to fly
Harkwyth Mist > yeah the only time ive seen a scorpion fly is when it's been kicked
Verys > or captapulted
Verys > thrown out of a aircraft
Antaeus Kornell > or rocket propelled
Antaeus Kornell > with tiny jet-boots
Verys > thats it
Verys > im going to buy a scorpion and make it tiny jet boots
Verys > and a missile launcher on its tail
Verys > and then im taking a raven and put railguns on it
Verys > and i let them fight
Antaeus Kornell > EVE REAL LIFE
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