Ando Mevoran > for crying out loud, WHERE DID ALL THIS LAG COME FROM?
Ando Mevoran > it was fine ten minutes ago
Iulian Janus > I logged on?
Ando Mevoran > Iulian Janus, bringer of lag
Ando Mevoran > that's the new horseman of the apocalypse for the digital age right there
Ando Mevoran > war, pestilence, famine, death and lag
Iulian Janus > On a slow horse I ride
Ando Mevoran > it was fine ten minutes ago
Iulian Janus > I logged on?
Ando Mevoran > Iulian Janus, bringer of lag
Ando Mevoran > that's the new horseman of the apocalypse for the digital age right there
Ando Mevoran > war, pestilence, famine, death and lag
Iulian Janus > On a slow horse I ride
Tassadar Beta > now kate beckinsale is one sexy english lady :)
Black Knighthawk > mmm
Black Knighthawk > oh yeah :)
Dillan > hhhmm, will agree
Tassadar Beta > cloning science gets my support ;)
Dillan > hahahahaha, you bet
Tassadar Beta > its the key to world peace
Tassadar Beta > give everyone clones of their fave sexy person
Solwolf > lol
Tassadar Beta > be too busy in the bedroom
Dillan > hehehehehe, gotcha , yerp
Tassadar Beta > be too busy to start wars
Dillan > lmao hahahahahaha.
Tassadar Beta > so what are you going to do George? Invade Iraq or get busy with your Nicole Kidman?
Black Knighthawk > hahaha
Dillan > lol
Black Knighthawk > mmm
Black Knighthawk > oh yeah :)
Dillan > hhhmm, will agree
Tassadar Beta > cloning science gets my support ;)
Dillan > hahahahaha, you bet
Tassadar Beta > its the key to world peace
Tassadar Beta > give everyone clones of their fave sexy person
Solwolf > lol
Tassadar Beta > be too busy in the bedroom
Dillan > hehehehehe, gotcha , yerp
Tassadar Beta > be too busy to start wars
Dillan > lmao hahahahahaha.
Tassadar Beta > so what are you going to do George? Invade Iraq or get busy with your Nicole Kidman?
Black Knighthawk > hahaha
Dillan > lol
DJ Daggaroth > caldari rookie ship
Intergalatic lobster > nice
DJ Daggaroth > its a piece of garbage that is only considered a starship because cyberjesus wanted a laugh and took a can opener and put a warp drive on it
Intergalatic lobster > nice
DJ Daggaroth > its a piece of garbage that is only considered a starship because cyberjesus wanted a laugh and took a can opener and put a warp drive on it
<Lokitoki81> whoa, a swedish journalist was killed in Kabul today, close range shot to the head
<NeltharakIdrissil> didnt keep transversal
<NeltharakIdrissil> didnt keep transversal
Alz Shado > I thought the mating call of the Yellowbellied Ratter was "Officer spawn in Belt IV!"
G Hayduke > I don't get it. Medium Pulse Laser I it's called medium but it's a small turret?
Keilateau Shakor > yep
Keilateau Shakor > Breacher is called a "ship", but it's a badly assembled tent. Eve is full of stuff like this.
Keilateau Shakor > yep
Keilateau Shakor > Breacher is called a "ship", but it's a badly assembled tent. Eve is full of stuff like this.
*Character with Kung Fu in his name enters local*
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
<@Viceroy> Arab folklore says that the camel knows the 100th name of God but will tell no one. That is why he solemnly holds his head high and plods defiantly across the desert, holding the secret to himself.
<@Viceroy> fucking camel
<@DigitalCommunist> That smug bastard.
<@Viceroy> fucking camel
<@DigitalCommunist> That smug bastard.
DmitryEKT > The Orca no longer applies wrong math when calculating the volume of items it is containing.
DmitryEKT > two + two = five?
Grimpak > for extreme valules of two
DmitryEKT > two + two = five?
Grimpak > for extreme valules of two
Jason Edwards > if u biomass ur char
Jason Edwards > u remotely decline the mission
Jason Edwards > u remotely decline the mission