* cyberfail blows the dust off his HP deskjet 500
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
Lord Wiltshire > 3 bc hit me harder then 2 bc's
David Darkstar > big surprise there
David Darkstar > big surprise there
<Viceroy> the odds on me getting pregnant are pretty low
<cougem> tbh Viceroy, i think you'll be ok. chances in pregnancy are surprisingly low, i mean only 25% chance at peak fertility, and it's basically nothing outside of it.
<cougem> its 15% at ovulation, 25% the days before
<Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
<cougem> tbh Viceroy, i think you'll be ok. chances in pregnancy are surprisingly low, i mean only 25% chance at peak fertility, and it's basically nothing outside of it.
<cougem> its 15% at ovulation, 25% the days before
<Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
Noxious89123 > Who is it that provides LFC with Hulks?
Karon Wodens > Marvel
Noxious89123 > Who ?
Karon Wodens > Marvel
Noxious89123 > Who ?
Kythanis > lol dock and get some sleep or Ill send you to the clone bank
Murphy > :P
Murphy > I don't care what people think, you're not my wife, you can't boss me around!! :P
Kythanis > want me to come pod you to prove a point?
Murphy > no dear
Kythanis > then dock :P
Murphy > yes dear
Murphy > :P
Murphy > I don't care what people think, you're not my wife, you can't boss me around!! :P
Kythanis > want me to come pod you to prove a point?
Murphy > no dear
Kythanis > then dock :P
Murphy > yes dear
DeadAgain > coffee... goood
Siddy > shut up i ran out of coffe
Siddy > been up with power of cocke
Siddy > shut up i ran out of coffe
Siddy > been up with power of cocke
Zastrow > internet spaceships are serious business
Sebesria > ive mated with a mega...
Sebesria > and a raven
Sebesria > lmao
Helganstandt > Isn't that illegal in 49 states?
Helganstandt > and most countries?
Sebesria > yes, but im in the 1 thats not
Sebesria > and they were consenting adults
Helganstandt > lol, figures you live in alabama
Sebesria > and a raven
Sebesria > lmao
Helganstandt > Isn't that illegal in 49 states?
Helganstandt > and most countries?
Sebesria > yes, but im in the 1 thats not
Sebesria > and they were consenting adults
Helganstandt > lol, figures you live in alabama
AnarkiTheStorm > could a rifter and tristan take a deimos'?
Sanctus Gabriel > lol
Davik Kurchek > heh
Gaul Cascade > Yup, they'll wtfpwn it
Sanctus Gabriel > sure, I mean... all those small x-wings killed the deathstar.....
Sanctus Gabriel > lol
Davik Kurchek > heh
Gaul Cascade > Yup, they'll wtfpwn it
Sanctus Gabriel > sure, I mean... all those small x-wings killed the deathstar.....
*Theo Samaritan docks his face with his desk to the sound of Blue Danube
Ban Doga > danube hasn't been blue since... ever
Jesus Troll > Scotty the Docking manager denies your request to dock your face with the desk.
Ban Doga > danube hasn't been blue since... ever
Jesus Troll > Scotty the Docking manager denies your request to dock your face with the desk.