<Sokhar> fuck you
<RAL> ASL?
<RAL> ASL?
David Darkstar > Contrary to popular belief, BoB has NOT sold its soul to te Devil. BoB does not do business with smalltimers.
Werwolf Dax > im so druk if i left the station it would be a crime.
Simeone > okay line up... who wants to milk me first? =P
Simeone > /emote starts milking himself
Dalaq > kill it, kill it now - for the love of god, kill it!
Simeone > oooh yea baby thats gooood
Simeone > bring forth the MILKAGE
amarrly > /emote gives sim a shake
Simeone > MILKSHAKES all round
Simeone > MILKSHAKEAGE
Laureli > omg
Dalaq > /emote goes away to throw up quietly
Simeone > u wank a cookie with that dal?
Simeone > err i meant want lmao
Dalaq > freduian slip there
Simeone > shit i spat squash over my keyboard when i read what i wrote
hypno toad > corp channel hits a new low
Dalaq > which is impresive in itself
Simeone > /emote starts milking himself
Dalaq > kill it, kill it now - for the love of god, kill it!
Simeone > oooh yea baby thats gooood
Simeone > bring forth the MILKAGE
amarrly > /emote gives sim a shake
Simeone > MILKSHAKES all round
Simeone > MILKSHAKEAGE
Laureli > omg
Dalaq > /emote goes away to throw up quietly
Simeone > u wank a cookie with that dal?
Simeone > err i meant want lmao
Dalaq > freduian slip there
Simeone > shit i spat squash over my keyboard when i read what i wrote
hypno toad > corp channel hits a new low
Dalaq > which is impresive in itself
<Noskire> i'm quite capable of getting women on my own, tyvm
<Noskire> also now when parents got a cute puppy
<Noskire> i'm gonna get more action than ever
<Emiug> ...
<Emiug> poor puppy
<Noskire> also now when parents got a cute puppy
<Noskire> i'm gonna get more action than ever
<Emiug> ...
<Emiug> poor puppy
Urian Kandor > Hmm I'm hungry
Urian Kandor > I need Hot Pockets
ArcSet > go et some
Urian Kandor > Ran out
ArcSet > Sucks to be u
Urian Kandor > Too busy playing Eve
ArcSet > and only fat bastards eat hot pockets
Urian Kandor > Exactly
Urian Kandor > I need Hot Pockets
ArcSet > go et some
Urian Kandor > Ran out
ArcSet > Sucks to be u
Urian Kandor > Too busy playing Eve
ArcSet > and only fat bastards eat hot pockets
Urian Kandor > Exactly
Azia Burgi > swiss customs are evil though
Azia Burgi > i had accidentally left my 150ml bottle of sunscreen in my hand luggage
Azia Burgi > which i got utterly bollocked for
Fumie Artia > no liquids allowed in US carryons
Azia Burgi > up to 100ml in europe
Cyndial > think it's 3 oz of clear liq
Azia Burgi > i just gave the customs officer the patented Azia Has Been Awake for 36 Hours And Counting look
Cyndial > but it's more or less nothing
Azia Burgi > thats about 100ml then
Azia Burgi > it was Never O'Clock in the morning and i was tired, hungery and tired
Azia Burgi > "stop asking me question ffs"
Azia Burgi > you know?
Fumie Artia > heh
Fumie Artia > at least you do't have to take off your shoes
Azia Burgi > i did
Fumie Artia > oh
Fumie Artia > I hate getting my socks dirty
Azia Burgi > going, coming home they just saw me giving the guy evils and left me alone
Fumie Artia > /emote likes white socks
Azia Burgi > anyway my issue was that after confiscating my sunscreen other peoples medicenes etc they lead you into a shop where you could buy 70% proof alcohol (highly flammable) and fucking swiss army knives with blades over 6" long!
Fumie Artia > heh
Cyndial > but they can make money off of that
Azia Burgi > lets not even mention the complimentary box of swissair matches they give you mid non-smoking flight!
Azia Burgi > i mean, wtf???
ManaLiz > lol
Azia Burgi > the stewardess just gave me the "stfu you crazy brit" look when i queried the sense in giving away matches mid-flight
Azia Burgi > i had accidentally left my 150ml bottle of sunscreen in my hand luggage
Azia Burgi > which i got utterly bollocked for
Fumie Artia > no liquids allowed in US carryons
Azia Burgi > up to 100ml in europe
Cyndial > think it's 3 oz of clear liq
Azia Burgi > i just gave the customs officer the patented Azia Has Been Awake for 36 Hours And Counting look
Cyndial > but it's more or less nothing
Azia Burgi > thats about 100ml then
Azia Burgi > it was Never O'Clock in the morning and i was tired, hungery and tired
Azia Burgi > "stop asking me question ffs"
Azia Burgi > you know?
Fumie Artia > heh
Fumie Artia > at least you do't have to take off your shoes
Azia Burgi > i did
Fumie Artia > oh
Fumie Artia > I hate getting my socks dirty
Azia Burgi > going, coming home they just saw me giving the guy evils and left me alone
Fumie Artia > /emote likes white socks
Azia Burgi > anyway my issue was that after confiscating my sunscreen other peoples medicenes etc they lead you into a shop where you could buy 70% proof alcohol (highly flammable) and fucking swiss army knives with blades over 6" long!
Fumie Artia > heh
Cyndial > but they can make money off of that
Azia Burgi > lets not even mention the complimentary box of swissair matches they give you mid non-smoking flight!
Azia Burgi > i mean, wtf???
ManaLiz > lol
Azia Burgi > the stewardess just gave me the "stfu you crazy brit" look when i queried the sense in giving away matches mid-flight
Peter Delasangre > Are you a spy alt?
nota spyalt > clearly not
nota spyalt > *wink*
Peter Delasangre > Ah, Okay.
Peter Delasangre > Carry on then
nota spyalt > clearly not
nota spyalt > *wink*
Peter Delasangre > Ah, Okay.
Peter Delasangre > Carry on then
Khanivore > pvp is overrated, all ive done is die :P
Zankul > i see we got 48h R&R :)
Lana Sage > yeah 48h of reds in our systems
3rr0rc0d3 > that's what R&R means atm: Reds & Roaming
Lana Sage > yeah 48h of reds in our systems
3rr0rc0d3 > that's what R&R means atm: Reds & Roaming