<Grey_Loki> <Vivisector> Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML
<Grey_Loki> Ahahahahahha
<Grey_Loki> Ahahahahahha
Tire Aramaki > how tough is a 3/10?
Na'Axin > on a scale from 1 to 10?
Na'Axin > I'd say 3
Na'Axin > on a scale from 1 to 10?
Na'Axin > I'd say 3
Mizhara Del'thul > On another note, I'm going to find conventions, and I'm going to cosplay. This is something I have decided <i>must </i>be done if I am to die a happy person.
Mizhara Del'thul > I will cosplay a vet and I will neuter and spay every damn neko or furry I get my hands on.
Mizhara Del'thul > I will cosplay a vet and I will neuter and spay every damn neko or furry I get my hands on.
<DJStar|WORKING> chat up line - *lick*
<DJStar|WORKING> O.o
<DJStar|WORKING> O.o
Notferr > WTB Max Run Maller BPO
TWD > WTF?
TWD > WTF?
<KaZuma> cant get any worse other than a SWAT team breaking down my door and teargassing me
<Cyphr_Sonic> teabagging mid-teargas
<Cyphr_Sonic> "you better keep them eyes open boy"
<KaZuma> coupled with complimentary police brutality in he form of beating "the suspect so that he'd stop fighting so hard"
<Cyphr_Sonic> teabagging mid-teargas
<Cyphr_Sonic> "you better keep them eyes open boy"
<KaZuma> coupled with complimentary police brutality in he form of beating "the suspect so that he'd stop fighting so hard"
Viale > come kill iss with us. u know u wanna.
Viale > they drop veldspar.
Viale > they drop veldspar.
Kathryn Dougans > Minmatar ships can be built out of whatever wrecks are left, and the technology is extremely intuitive
Kathryn Dougans > therefore, the logistic needs are vastly different
Kathryn Dougans > you shoot a Caldari cruiser, you have a caldari cruiser wreck
Kathryn Dougans > you shoot a minmatar cruiser, you have 12 Breachers
Kathryn Dougans > therefore, the logistic needs are vastly different
Kathryn Dougans > you shoot a Caldari cruiser, you have a caldari cruiser wreck
Kathryn Dougans > you shoot a minmatar cruiser, you have 12 Breachers
Atandros > /emote seductively winks at Gorion in a pink tutu.
Scorpio Dantes > Atandros you dog! You promised to wear that only for me!
Jonny Damordred > Thats what he told me too...
Pharuan > /emote move his camera drones in to film Atandros
Atandros > But I'm not putting on the lace thong for him, darling.
Scorpio Dantes > /emote blushes.
Aeaus > That's my thong in the first place!
Pharuan > I hope you've washed that since I wore it.
Scorpio Dantes > Atandros you dog! You promised to wear that only for me!
Jonny Damordred > Thats what he told me too...
Pharuan > /emote move his camera drones in to film Atandros
Atandros > But I'm not putting on the lace thong for him, darling.
Scorpio Dantes > /emote blushes.
Aeaus > That's my thong in the first place!
Pharuan > I hope you've washed that since I wore it.
Theo Samaritan > Domi moves slow. Of course it does. It's a battleship.
Theo Samaritan > It's a 750m long space potato.
Theo Samaritan > It's a 750m long space potato.