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<Cassiuss> I AM IMPROTANT
Compleeter > already inside Kal
Compleeter > I snuck in here in the middle of everything
Yblarbo Janks > Thanatos in Passari on scan, and a cyno field
Frank Horrigan > Thanatos in my pants, and a female on scanner
Frank Horrigan > code red
Frank Horrigan > Vlad get the towels
Frank Horrigan > beeeooooooopppp beeeoooop *light flashes*
Miklos Atreides > I have a moral dilema and I could really use your help
Venitas > <obfaith> Search the scriptures, and there will be your answer...</obfaith>
Ser'aina > stone 'em to death?
Miklos Atreides > I've been seeing this guy for a while.... but he's kinda a rat and I want to break it off. but lately he's been acting threatening, even a little violent
Rose Bladestar > lol
Fast Eddie > And the moral dilemma aspect is....?
Miklos Atreides > rose don't laugh!
Venitas > Whether to dump him or to shoot him would be my guess.
Ser'aina > stay with cock or go pussy?
Miklos Atreides > I'm being serious I'm really having trouble deciding what to do
Miklos Atreides > we've had a decent relationship thus far, but it's just not really working out for either of us
Venitas > If he's getting violent, leave. It's not worth it.
Ser'aina > stop getting drunk and asking about 'gay problems' in minmatar chat, ASSHOLE
Miklos Atreides > I've been tanking him on my shield regen for like 5 hours. I can't decide to walk away and hope he lives till DT, or to just end his pain quickly
NGTM1R > Owned. In the face.
Ser'aina > or maybe you're sober and just that lame
Miklos Atreides > I guess we mistakely revealed the homophobe
NGTM1R > Sorry Ser'aina, you lose. :p
Ser'aina > i'm sorry, what do i lose?
Fast Eddie > Mik, let him live, if only for showing persistence in the face of overwhelming odds...
NGTM1R > Everything.
NGTM1R > But mainly your dignity, if you had any.
Ser'aina > you lose.
Mori Felding > kill
*Miklos Atreides activates all 7 425mm railguns and his webber and begins locking the lone frigate that has been his only companionship for the last 5 hours*
*Miklos Atreides sniffles at the countdown aproaches zero*
Rose Bladestar > he's not good for you man
*Miklos Atreides sobs slightly as a single volley leaves the barrels vaporising his long time companion and a single tear rolls down his cheek*
NGTM1R > It's okay, he's going to a better place.
Rose Bladestar > he wouldn't get along with any of your friends
*Miklos Atreides warps to zero and docks, too distraught to check the wreck*
Miklos Atreides > That poor serpentis guard
NGTM1R > At least somebody who cared did it, rather then some lunatic ratting with a Megathron in .6...oh wait. :p
Miklos Atreides > I wasn't ratting. I was mining security
NGTM1R > Details, details.
Dol Amroth > So we at MC, the keepers of the karma and its right hand have dealt with it as mandated.
<Kurewin> you'll be bashing your sac against the wall
<Kurewin> when you're not in the dread fleet :(
<Molle> my dread is ready in 15 hours
<Kurewin> oh god there's so many jokes with sacs :|
<Molle> til then, my sac is good
<Kurewin> is your sac's cargo full
<Kurewin> or is it empty
<Molle> full
<Digital> who cares, its black ;p
<Molle> already told you
<Kurewin> ¬_¬
<Molle> my sac is full.
<Kurewin> do you fire missiles
<Kurewin> or beams
<Kurewin> with your sac
<Molle> pulse
<gota> :D
<Kurewin> oh classy
<Kurewin> not as much range though
<gota> what's burst damage on your sac
<Kurewin> but way more "damage"
<Molle> no, but more freuqent
<Molle> i can burst every so often
<Kurewin> ¬_¬
<Molle> i think ill shutup now.
<Kurewin> yeah I would too
<Kurewin> before you empty your sac ;
<Molle> i cant
<Molle> digi has it
Raven Mystique > usa will never invade austria, there is no oil :-)
Doctor Bogenbroom > you have kangaroos
Par'Gellen > wow...
TheKiller8 > joy- corpmates
Burnar > pretend ur afk or they'll try and con you into mining for the corp
TheKiller8 > Yes, well it's quite simple: I don't mine.
TheKiller8 > Besides John says it's ok if I run missions as long as I give the corp most of the T2 items and every 2 out 3 implants.
Burnar > and thats why you are selling four implants on escrow
TheKiller8 > Oh shit you can see the name-
Torm Ilmater pats his 13 million, "It's ok...I'm impressed by you."
Torm Ilmater > my skillpoints need encouragement or they won't grow
Siren Sylvanis > heh
Siren Sylvanis > stick some of those implant-y thingies in your head
Siren Sylvanis > I got some of those
Siren Sylvanis > they done make me smrt
Jinkei > I was thinking of a corp mining
Jinkei > Thur?
Azia Burgi > i will say a tentative yes
Jinkei > nice :)
Azia Burgi > /emote reserves the right to have a social life without prior warning
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