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Azia Burgi > here is an interesting question
Azia Burgi > how much bandwidth is available along the spinal cord?
Kyp13 > enough
Azia Burgi > there is never "enough" bandwidth
Kyp13 > enough to satisfy
Azia Burgi > well seeing implants take up 1m^3 i was wondering if they were placed elsewhere in the body and connected to the brain via the spinal cord
Corwin Aren > you keep the actual hardware outside the body
Andros vonBek > packaging... all the bubblewrap and stuff
Corwin Aren > and yeah, bubblewrap too.
Hikari Sakura > I bumped you so hard, you flew over your max velocity XD
Lady Evelynne > BUMB ME AGAIN! o/
Hikari Sakura > O_O
Hikari Sakura > /emote hears the FBI smash down the door and storm the house
[Snazzum] Macayle, would I be able to get inside your panties?
[Macayle] Snazzum, ask that again and It will be your last for a while.. :)
[Snazzum] Lol :P
[Macayle] and no you can't only my spouse gets there
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
Recusor > whats our policy on hostiles in 0.0?
Boma Airaken > in 0.0 our policy is this
Boma Airaken > IS IT BLUE?
Boma Airaken > NO?
Recusor > NO SIR!
Boma Airaken > THEN FUCKING MURDER IT!!!!
Recusor > YES SIR!
Boma Airaken > IS IT RED???
Boma Airaken > THEN MURDER IT
Boma Airaken > WITH EXTRA MURDER
Kane Darkstar > ITS DEAD
<CommGuru> http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/index.html?cnn=yes
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<HellGremlin> Man.
<HellGremlin> That guy's the best.
<CommGuru> :D
<HellGremlin> I'm gonna show that article to any girl I snog in case I need to cut and run
<HellGremlin> "Are you sure you want to cuddle, bitch?"
<HellGremlin> "I cuddle with a claw hammer"
<SpaceDrake> That guy looks so awesome in that picture.
<HellGremlin> Yeah.
<HellGremlin> He's a badass.
<CommGuru> I'd rather drink a beer and watch some football
<NTRabbit> my computer doesnt cuddle
<SpaceDrake> "Do YOU want some claw hammer too, bitch?!?!"
<HellGremlin> The cop behind him is better.
<NTRabbit> so i dont have that problem
<HellGremlin> He's got like.
<HellGremlin> Chins.
Aerith Saetas > Shryn what are you in?
Shryn Taylor > covetor
Aerith Saetas > come rat my belt
Aerith Saetas > you can tank them
Shryn Taylor > in a covetor?
Aerith Saetas > yes
Shryn Taylor > No more crack for you, you're cut off.
Captain Lock > Lasers should... not do em damage
Captain Lock > Seriously, do they give out electromagnetic pulses in RL?
Debes Sparre > Hate the commute to work. I work in the bad part of town.
Debes Sparre > And I have to go through where there's known gang violence.
Debes Sparre > I do carry protection, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Debes Sparre > But four 150s won't break the tank of a Typhoon, yaknow. :|
Black Ace > is someone swtiching out ships at the PoS?
Meriom Halefire > yes
Black Ace > your confusing our FC lol
Meriom Halefire > aha, sorry bout that
Black Ace > like "vexor on scan, wait, now its a Domi, now a mega....wtf?"
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