Macath > I spent 150 mill in 20 minutes =(
Ja'kar > hope she was worth it
Ja'kar > hope she was worth it
Brytak > im supposed to get my agent 220 units of small arms
Vira Estonia > so you only need 110 dead bodies
Vira Estonia > so you only need 110 dead bodies
Ryuuko Daiterra > the keyboard drops all of our
IQ by 50 points
IQ by 50 points
<ZamZa Koverts> Jove: "Right, fuck you shits. We dicovered how to get to Earth and you're not fucking coming with us."
*Jove has quit the game
*Jove's Earth gate has quit the game
Factions: Well shit.
<ZamZa Koverts> Caldari: "Hey! Check out the shit they left behind!
Gallente: "AWESOME!!"
Minmatar: "Can I have some!?"
Caldari: "Uhh, yeah...have this bit"
Minmatar: "YEAH!!!" *Gaffa tapes it to ship*
<ZamZa Koverts>Amarr: "You should all be bowing down to us."
Gallente: "Yeah? Fuck you. We've got the shit. You haven't"
Amarr: "FUCK OFF AND DIE I HATE YOU ALLL AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Caldari: "LOL, you're too slow bitch."
Everyone: NERF AMARR!
<ZamZa Koverts> Minmatar: "Wait, hold on guys. Do we even NEED to Nerf Amarr? I mean, they're pretty fucking Nerfed already."
Gallente: "LOL, Speak for yourself."
Minmatar: "I fucking hate you all."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth has connected
Earth: "Hey guys what's up?"
Minmatar:"..."
Caldari: "...Oh."
Gallente: "...My.
Amarr: "EMPEROR."
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "..."
Caldari: "Jeez man, you're such a fag."
Earth: "so what's goin' on? You wanna come over to my place?"
Gallente: "FUCKING YES!!!"
Earth: "That's cool, you've got to do something for me first though."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "... What?"
Earth: "You and Caldari, HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!"
Caldari: "What the fuck man."
Gallente: "Yeah man, what the fuck?"
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "Hey, do you want to come over or what?"
Gallente: "..."
Caldari: "..."
Gallente: "Well..."
Minmatar: "I WANNA WATCH."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "Ooh!"
Caldari: "Hey, uh..."
Gallente: "Mmm, baby."
Caldari: "Stop that."
Gallente: "Stop what baby?"
Caldari: "This'd better be fucking worth it."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth Has changed name to Jove
Jove: "Lolz just J/k guys."
Gallente: " Wha, WHAT!?"
Amarr: "Whoa! Gay love."
Caldari: "SHUT UP YOU FAG!!"
Minmatar: "Fucking hot."
*Jove has quit the game
*Jove's Earth gate has quit the game
Factions: Well shit.
<ZamZa Koverts> Caldari: "Hey! Check out the shit they left behind!
Gallente: "AWESOME!!"
Minmatar: "Can I have some!?"
Caldari: "Uhh, yeah...have this bit"
Minmatar: "YEAH!!!" *Gaffa tapes it to ship*
<ZamZa Koverts>Amarr: "You should all be bowing down to us."
Gallente: "Yeah? Fuck you. We've got the shit. You haven't"
Amarr: "FUCK OFF AND DIE I HATE YOU ALLL AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Caldari: "LOL, you're too slow bitch."
Everyone: NERF AMARR!
<ZamZa Koverts> Minmatar: "Wait, hold on guys. Do we even NEED to Nerf Amarr? I mean, they're pretty fucking Nerfed already."
Gallente: "LOL, Speak for yourself."
Minmatar: "I fucking hate you all."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth has connected
Earth: "Hey guys what's up?"
Minmatar:"..."
Caldari: "...Oh."
Gallente: "...My.
Amarr: "EMPEROR."
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "..."
Caldari: "Jeez man, you're such a fag."
Earth: "so what's goin' on? You wanna come over to my place?"
Gallente: "FUCKING YES!!!"
Earth: "That's cool, you've got to do something for me first though."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "... What?"
Earth: "You and Caldari, HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!"
Caldari: "What the fuck man."
Gallente: "Yeah man, what the fuck?"
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "Hey, do you want to come over or what?"
Gallente: "..."
Caldari: "..."
Gallente: "Well..."
Minmatar: "I WANNA WATCH."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "Ooh!"
Caldari: "Hey, uh..."
Gallente: "Mmm, baby."
Caldari: "Stop that."
Gallente: "Stop what baby?"
Caldari: "This'd better be fucking worth it."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth Has changed name to Jove
Jove: "Lolz just J/k guys."
Gallente: " Wha, WHAT!?"
Amarr: "Whoa! Gay love."
Caldari: "SHUT UP YOU FAG!!"
Minmatar: "Fucking hot."
Marcus TheMartin: Don't call me a griefer just because you fly a space pinata and I choose to be the one to swing the stick
Alexander Kuvkei > some crazy lady drove trough the front of our building at work
Alexander Kuvkei > its all on the news apparently
Zartor > :o
Zartor > that's crazy--where do you work now?
Alexander Kuvkei > *********
Zartor > What she do that for?
Alexander Kuvkei > apparently she wanted to run her ex over
Zartor > wow--she missed big time
Zartor > or did she?
Alexander Kuvkei > well, not really
Alexander Kuvkei > he ran into the building
Alexander Kuvkei > so she followed
Alexander Kuvkei > in a Ford Expedition
Alexander Kuvkei > its all on the news apparently
Zartor > :o
Zartor > that's crazy--where do you work now?
Alexander Kuvkei > *********
Zartor > What she do that for?
Alexander Kuvkei > apparently she wanted to run her ex over
Zartor > wow--she missed big time
Zartor > or did she?
Alexander Kuvkei > well, not really
Alexander Kuvkei > he ran into the building
Alexander Kuvkei > so she followed
Alexander Kuvkei > in a Ford Expedition
<Angie> npcs are talking to me in local
<Angie> in green font ??
<Angie> is that normal ?
<Angie> in green font ??
<Angie> is that normal ?
EVE System > Channel changed to Aunenen Local Channel
Cybermanzero > : its more dead in here than my gran's underpants... wtf is up with that
Cybermanzero > : its more dead in here than my gran's underpants... wtf is up with that
Khellias> Oh god.
Khellias> Someone please pod me.
Khellias> I somehow got the Macarena stuck in my head...
Khellias> And now it's turned into 'Macro-rena'.
Khellias> KILL ME. END MY SUFFERING.
Khellias> Someone please pod me.
Khellias> I somehow got the Macarena stuck in my head...
Khellias> And now it's turned into 'Macro-rena'.
Khellias> KILL ME. END MY SUFFERING.
Cat1977 > put explosive hard on
Jacob Etienne > you have an explosive hardon?
Jacob Etienne > jesus
Jacob Etienne > you have an explosive hardon?
Jacob Etienne > jesus