Djana Libra > i otta make a list of ships and modules i need n then let my wife play for a day, she likes shopping a lot more than me
Andreus Ixiris > Midna, do you think you could sign a hull plate from my Navy Issue Megathron, the Ascendant?
*Andreus Ixiris gets a cargo drone to tear off one of his hull plates and hurries it over to wherever Midna is
Midna Lyre > Oh, sure. Last one, honest!
*Midna Lyre signs the hull plate. > Try not to get that shot off, would you?
Andreus Ixiris > I'll do my best.
*Andreus Ixiris gets a cargo drone to tear off one of his hull plates and hurries it over to wherever Midna is
Midna Lyre > Oh, sure. Last one, honest!
*Midna Lyre signs the hull plate. > Try not to get that shot off, would you?
Andreus Ixiris > I'll do my best.
Linerra Tedora > if i can get in on it... we might be able to take him out with my cunning plan
Ari Xali > is it as cunning as a fox that has been to cunning university.
Linerra Tedora > actually as cunning as a fox that went to a lemming university
Ari Xali > is it as cunning as a fox that has been to cunning university.
Linerra Tedora > actually as cunning as a fox that went to a lemming university
Neckfat > great, now I'm a mongoloid eunich
Kael Brahe > enunch?
Neckfat > whatever... the thing that looks like a horse, but has a
horn
Kael Brahe > unicorn?
Neckfat > yeah, like Santa has pulling his sleigh
Kael Brahe > enunch?
Neckfat > whatever... the thing that looks like a horse, but has a
horn
Kael Brahe > unicorn?
Neckfat > yeah, like Santa has pulling his sleigh
Yorlock > I KILL ore theives
Yorlock > this destroyer is armed nad can drop an indy
Yorlock > stupid chinese farmers stealing my ore
Yorlock > come to last belt
Yorlock > stupid ch--- bastards
Yasujiro Kaibara > Good day to you too, sir!
[Less than a minute later, Yasujiro heads back and scoops some more of his ore. The destroyer "that can drop an indy" turns out just to be a Coercer packed to the brim with Miner I's.]
Yorlock > F- you theiving scum
Yasujiro Kaibara > Citizen, I would strongly advise against littering in the asteroid belts. It may damage a poor rookie pilot's armor plating. I'll scoop that up for you.
Yorlock > you going to lose that indy and your pod scumbag
Yasujiro Kaibara > Enough with the idle threats. I'm simply doing my duty of cleaning up your jettisoned garbage for reprocessing. You should be grateful.
Yorlock > yor a theiving scum who might as well re roll
Yorlock > you are taking my hard earned ore i am trying to save for a barge yuou stupid slime
Yorlock > you owe me 500k... oay now if your smart
Yasujiro Kaibara > Then perhaps you shouldn't carelessly jettison your promptly harvested and oh-so-precious ore as if it were garbage.
Yorlock > everyone mines to can you moron
Yorlock > its faster to come pick it up with my indy
Yorlock > please leave my ore alone
Yorlock > anyone want to killa theiving ISK farmer
Yorlock > 1mil isk if you kill this theiving jerk in last belt
Yorlock > this destroyer is armed nad can drop an indy
Yorlock > stupid chinese farmers stealing my ore
Yorlock > come to last belt
Yorlock > stupid ch--- bastards
Yasujiro Kaibara > Good day to you too, sir!
[Less than a minute later, Yasujiro heads back and scoops some more of his ore. The destroyer "that can drop an indy" turns out just to be a Coercer packed to the brim with Miner I's.]
Yorlock > F- you theiving scum
Yasujiro Kaibara > Citizen, I would strongly advise against littering in the asteroid belts. It may damage a poor rookie pilot's armor plating. I'll scoop that up for you.
Yorlock > you going to lose that indy and your pod scumbag
Yasujiro Kaibara > Enough with the idle threats. I'm simply doing my duty of cleaning up your jettisoned garbage for reprocessing. You should be grateful.
Yorlock > yor a theiving scum who might as well re roll
Yorlock > you are taking my hard earned ore i am trying to save for a barge yuou stupid slime
Yorlock > you owe me 500k... oay now if your smart
Yasujiro Kaibara > Then perhaps you shouldn't carelessly jettison your promptly harvested and oh-so-precious ore as if it were garbage.
Yorlock > everyone mines to can you moron
Yorlock > its faster to come pick it up with my indy
Yorlock > please leave my ore alone
Yorlock > anyone want to killa theiving ISK farmer
Yorlock > 1mil isk if you kill this theiving jerk in last belt
Yblarbo Janks > Thanatos in Passari on scan, and a cyno field
Frank Horrigan > Thanatos in my pants, and a female on scanner
Frank Horrigan > code red
Frank Horrigan > Vlad get the towels
Frank Horrigan > beeeooooooopppp beeeoooop *light flashes*
Frank Horrigan > Thanatos in my pants, and a female on scanner
Frank Horrigan > code red
Frank Horrigan > Vlad get the towels
Frank Horrigan > beeeooooooopppp beeeoooop *light flashes*
Cthulhu Destroyer > hm, dark ochre roids :P
Zasmarr > you might want to see a doctor bout that
Stein Voorhees > Nasty case of roids :-(
Zasmarr > like something fierce
Qechua Halsey > oh, this is too good to pass...how big are your roids?
Zasmarr > i dont think preperation h will cut it
Cthulhu Destroyer > hueg
Cthulhu Destroyer > like, xbox hueg
Stein Voorhees > This could get ugly
Zasmarr > haha
Qechua Halsey > speech imparingly big...wow :D
Stein Voorhees > Like... gagging
Ripard Teg > Need Preparation Hulk to take care of those roids.
Zasmarr > you might want to see a doctor bout that
Stein Voorhees > Nasty case of roids :-(
Zasmarr > like something fierce
Qechua Halsey > oh, this is too good to pass...how big are your roids?
Zasmarr > i dont think preperation h will cut it
Cthulhu Destroyer > hueg
Cthulhu Destroyer > like, xbox hueg
Stein Voorhees > This could get ugly
Zasmarr > haha
Qechua Halsey > speech imparingly big...wow :D
Stein Voorhees > Like... gagging
Ripard Teg > Need Preparation Hulk to take care of those roids.
<&Hammerhead> kieron is the community manager
<+Viceroy> i thought pann was the community manager?
<&Hammerhead> when was the last time you saw pann post on the forums?
<+Viceroy> i thought pann was the community manager?
<&Hammerhead> when was the last time you saw pann post on the forums?
<Emiug> oooh windows driver development kit
<Emiug> might try make a driver for something
<Emiug> like
<Emiug> my ass
<Dobbs^Lazy> MMMMM ass driver
<Emiug> ...
<Dobbs^Lazy> I can drive your ass
<Dobbs^Lazy> does it have wheels?
<Emiug> somedays i wish i didnt open my mouth :(
<Emiug> hmm
<Dobbs^Lazy> lol
<Emiug> technically i didnt
<Emiug> BAD FINGERS
<Emiug> BAD I SAY
<Emiug> might try make a driver for something
<Emiug> like
<Emiug> my ass
<Dobbs^Lazy> MMMMM ass driver
<Emiug> ...
<Dobbs^Lazy> I can drive your ass
<Dobbs^Lazy> does it have wheels?
<Emiug> somedays i wish i didnt open my mouth :(
<Emiug> hmm
<Dobbs^Lazy> lol
<Emiug> technically i didnt
<Emiug> BAD FINGERS
<Emiug> BAD I SAY
Karlise Dana > what is that battleship doing to me?
Detrevni > ???
Detrevni > Anyhting it wants
Detrevni > ???
Detrevni > Anyhting it wants