Zoukanix > i got woken up by a fit ploish girl calling my name this morning
Azia Burgi > ORLY?
skelmeister > thats more than i got :)
Zoukanix > then opened my eyes to see her beautiful face
Zoukanix > unforontalty she wasnt in my bed
Zoukanix > shes fit and cute, got a very happy face and is very friendly and touchy feely which makes her overall a very attractive girl
Zoukanix > and shes dead sweet and funny 2
Zoukanix > shame she has a bf :p
skelmeister > all the pretty ones seem to :(
skelmeister > ah well
skelmeister > i'm back off to uni on sunday
Zoukanix > heheheh ya
skelmeister > for freshers week :D
Zoukanix > and she only woke me up to fix her dam router
skelmeister > rofl
Zoukanix > but it was nice for the split second before she opend her mouth :p
skelmeister > that takes the biscuit :o
skelmeister > yeah
Zoukanix > well i think dave my flat mate had told her i was up
Zoukanix > then after going to sleep for another 2 hours the same thing happend but it was a bearded scouse face i woke up to asking for keys
Zoukanix > wasnt quite so plesant :p
Azia Burgi > ORLY?
skelmeister > thats more than i got :)
Zoukanix > then opened my eyes to see her beautiful face
Zoukanix > unforontalty she wasnt in my bed
Zoukanix > shes fit and cute, got a very happy face and is very friendly and touchy feely which makes her overall a very attractive girl
Zoukanix > and shes dead sweet and funny 2
Zoukanix > shame she has a bf :p
skelmeister > all the pretty ones seem to :(
skelmeister > ah well
skelmeister > i'm back off to uni on sunday
Zoukanix > heheheh ya
skelmeister > for freshers week :D
Zoukanix > and she only woke me up to fix her dam router
skelmeister > rofl
Zoukanix > but it was nice for the split second before she opend her mouth :p
skelmeister > that takes the biscuit :o
skelmeister > yeah
Zoukanix > well i think dave my flat mate had told her i was up
Zoukanix > then after going to sleep for another 2 hours the same thing happend but it was a bearded scouse face i woke up to asking for keys
Zoukanix > wasnt quite so plesant :p
<xertmen> and the rest are carebears
<BiBi`ouF> yes ?
<BiBi`ouF> sorry, highlight on carebear.
<BiBi`ouF> yes ?
<BiBi`ouF> sorry, highlight on carebear.
Malicon Rex > e-penis is nothing without the iskies to back it up
Lupus Hekki > However you can purchase e-viagra
Citgo Fi > that requires iskies
Lupus Hekki > manufactured by Quafe
Citgo Fi > disregard standing. acquire currency.
Lupus Hekki > However you can purchase e-viagra
Citgo Fi > that requires iskies
Lupus Hekki > manufactured by Quafe
Citgo Fi > disregard standing. acquire currency.
Futher Bezluden > off topic, If I am playing the EVE-Card game and the eve server crashes, do techs fly in from iceland to kick over the table?
High Sierra > ok heres a question
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
Khellias> There is something horribly wrong that the Minmatar and the Amarr are both flying Gallente haulers, the Caldari is zipping around in a Minmatar can with a duct tape fin, and the Gallente is flying a Caldari missile boat.
Khellias> If Dread ever shouts "For the Emperor!" I'm going to pod him myself, though.
Khellias> If Dread ever shouts "For the Emperor!" I'm going to pod him myself, though.
Master Badmoon > we need more people please qbl is being overun and they are making fun of us :(
Lighty > i heard karm uses tech II bpos to light his ciggies
Sergio Ling > and a whole host of them now
The Tumaril > in RF ya say?
Sergio Ling > yup
cold46 > 2?
J Sun > 10
Sergio Ling > 10 of em
cold46 > ships?
Sergio Ling > yup, all of them in ships
The Tumaril > in RF ya say?
Sergio Ling > yup
cold46 > 2?
J Sun > 10
Sergio Ling > 10 of em
cold46 > ships?
Sergio Ling > yup, all of them in ships
Cpt Persephone > you're not real until I can touch you
* Davien Kaahtt blinks
Davien Kaahtt > Wow
Davien Kaahtt > just wow
Cpt Persephone > not in that way
* Davien Kaahtt blinks
Davien Kaahtt > Wow
Davien Kaahtt > just wow
Cpt Persephone > not in that way