<shezomb> I know people like to experiment with vegies up their special places, but i dont think chilis are a good option
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
Tareen Kashaar > Best Looking Ship <-- wins
Daerdeae > Ooo heck yueah
Daerdeae > Sexeh Interceptor
Rutger Torranus > oh god tareen
Rutger Torranus > touch me while i think about crusaders!
Tareen Kashaar > mmmh
Tareen Kashaar > like in that spot?
Rutger Torranus > yes, tell me about the negative sig radius bonus too...
Aaemon > hey whos hand is that
Daerdeae > LMAO
Daerdeae > omg....
Rutger Torranus > TAREEN, YOU TWO TIMING WHORE!
* Rutger Torranus slaps Tareen, hitting for 37.9 damage.
Aaemon > nerdiest possible response
Daerdeae > Ooo heck yueah
Daerdeae > Sexeh Interceptor
Rutger Torranus > oh god tareen
Rutger Torranus > touch me while i think about crusaders!
Tareen Kashaar > mmmh
Tareen Kashaar > like in that spot?
Rutger Torranus > yes, tell me about the negative sig radius bonus too...
Aaemon > hey whos hand is that
Daerdeae > LMAO
Daerdeae > omg....
Rutger Torranus > TAREEN, YOU TWO TIMING WHORE!
* Rutger Torranus slaps Tareen, hitting for 37.9 damage.
Aaemon > nerdiest possible response
smudge167> can i ask what might seem an obiviuous question? what's a noob?
Optical Illusion > what are people fitting rook's like these days?
Flash EF > with jammers :D
Nishimura Ikumi > and mwd!
Optical Illusion > o really? thats where i have been going wrong :P
Flash EF > with jammers :D
Nishimura Ikumi > and mwd!
Optical Illusion > o really? thats where i have been going wrong :P
Baran > Anyone have an opinion for rigs for a Missions Abaddon? Trimark Armor pumps, or Capacitor Control circuits?
Eran Laude > baran there's an entire subforum devoted to fittings on the website
Eran Laude > use it
Enthes goldhart > what website
Hana Lena > ...
Eran Laude > eve-online.com . . .
Eran Laude > baran there's an entire subforum devoted to fittings on the website
Eran Laude > use it
Enthes goldhart > what website
Hana Lena > ...
Eran Laude > eve-online.com . . .
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
<Mansku> i used an old insta to a gatespot that only had sentrys and billboard left
<Mansku> and there was a can named "nigga stole my stargate"
<Mansku> and there was a can named "nigga stole my stargate"
Skull HsC > guardian angels
Skull HsC > make sure you get a clone
Pogy Bait > and look both ways before crossing
Pogy Bait > and wait at least an hour after eating before you swim
Pogy Bait > and NEVER run with scissors
Chendosai > or listen to pogy
Pogy Bait > =
Skull HsC > make sure you get a clone
Pogy Bait > and look both ways before crossing
Pogy Bait > and wait at least an hour after eating before you swim
Pogy Bait > and NEVER run with scissors
Chendosai > or listen to pogy
Pogy Bait > =
Ashrax Boru > since my CQ dont have a bathroom i just pee off the hangar balcony
Eskona Runningstar > green star = same corp, blue star = same alliance, red star = war target
Devilish Ledoux > purple star = homo
Kodell > /emote puts on his purple star
BeniahTheSilent > Hey Kodell
Devilish Ledoux > purple star = homo
Kodell > /emote puts on his purple star
BeniahTheSilent > Hey Kodell