ElvishArcher > need target brodcast
Haze Laars > are you caldary_tower blind ?
Sothrasil > the Big grey thing :P
ElvishArcher > ahh i see it now lol
Consumata > eve has graphics?
Haze Laars > are you caldary_tower blind ?
Sothrasil > the Big grey thing :P
ElvishArcher > ahh i see it now lol
Consumata > eve has graphics?
FortunrTrip > how do i board frozen corpse ?
DALE0404 > eh?
Antion > i think that's x rated >.>
DALE0404 > eh?
Antion > i think that's x rated >.>
Biggenstein > really
Biggenstein > come on!
Biggenstein > give me a fucking brealk
Battle Scar > nah
Battle Scar > thats ok
Biggenstein > thanks jack ass
Battle Scar > wtf u bring such nice tasty bait to low sec and expect sympathy?
Biggenstein > Yea, being that I'm fucking new and not bothering anyone out yere, yee
Ormarr Kai > What'd he bring?
Biggenstein > An empty god damn mining ship
Ormarr Kai > What kinda mining ship?
Biggenstein > Retriever
Biggenstein > So much for exploring
Biggenstein > Whats the fun in "battling" a defenseless mining ship? Seems pointless.
Biggenstein > Ooooh, another internet bad ass. Put your e-penis away and go outside from time to time. Fuck
8agpuss > NO
Helicity Boson > u mad son?
Biggenstein > Yea, I am fucking mad
Helicity Boson > why are you mad about a video game?
Biggenstein > No, and I'm not your son
Helicity Boson > BIGGENSTEIN
Helicity Boson > I AM YOUR FATHER
Helicity Boson > LOOK IN YOUR HEART
Helicity Boson > YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Biggenstein > come on!
Biggenstein > give me a fucking brealk
Battle Scar > nah
Battle Scar > thats ok
Biggenstein > thanks jack ass
Battle Scar > wtf u bring such nice tasty bait to low sec and expect sympathy?
Biggenstein > Yea, being that I'm fucking new and not bothering anyone out yere, yee
Ormarr Kai > What'd he bring?
Biggenstein > An empty god damn mining ship
Ormarr Kai > What kinda mining ship?
Biggenstein > Retriever
Biggenstein > So much for exploring
Biggenstein > Whats the fun in "battling" a defenseless mining ship? Seems pointless.
Biggenstein > Ooooh, another internet bad ass. Put your e-penis away and go outside from time to time. Fuck
8agpuss > NO
Helicity Boson > u mad son?
Biggenstein > Yea, I am fucking mad
Helicity Boson > why are you mad about a video game?
Biggenstein > No, and I'm not your son
Helicity Boson > BIGGENSTEIN
Helicity Boson > I AM YOUR FATHER
Helicity Boson > LOOK IN YOUR HEART
Helicity Boson > YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
McBarnacle > do I do a mission or don't I?
Beremir > yeah, I went there for a while. hence my absence. That and Skyrim
McBarnacle > that's the £64k question
Beremir > do it.
McBarnacle > unless you're Pandemic Legion then it's the $420,000 question
Beremir > yeah, I went there for a while. hence my absence. That and Skyrim
McBarnacle > that's the £64k question
Beremir > do it.
McBarnacle > unless you're Pandemic Legion then it's the $420,000 question
Fast Eddie > Hmm..... I wonder how many Flying Monkeys actually constitutes a whole Legion, I mean, I wouldn't what to go "Behold my Flying Monkey Legion!" Only to be told it's just a Brigade...
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
Menaar > I demand hard stuff
Sparkius > I'd give you diamonds, but we haven't even
been on one date
Sparkius > I'd give you diamonds, but we haven't even
been on one date
Gun Hog > Torps on a Rokh is like a priest with an AK-47
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
<@Grobtak|Home> Hmm.... Monday.. Means The Hoff is on TV tonight! ;)
<@wizzard66> on my tv, the hoff is available 24/7
<@wizzard66> burned into my plasma
<@wizzard66> even when its turned off, i see his excellent features
<@Midori> do you have a tatoo of him?
<@Midori> or a shrine somewhere in your house
<@wizzard66> dont be silly
<@Midori> or a folder of pictures of him and denise richards having sex
<@Grobtak|Home> :D
<@wizzard66> its not that its an obsession
@wizzard66 hides his bedlinnen with hoff 3d, curtains with denise richards naked, toiletpaper signed by hoff, his kit car build out of an old fiat with a red striped light, his kit-watch he talks into and his denise richards signed photo, odly smelly and stained after years of use
<@wizzard66> on my tv, the hoff is available 24/7
<@wizzard66> burned into my plasma
<@wizzard66> even when its turned off, i see his excellent features
<@Midori> do you have a tatoo of him?
<@Midori> or a shrine somewhere in your house
<@wizzard66> dont be silly
<@Midori> or a folder of pictures of him and denise richards having sex
<@Grobtak|Home> :D
<@wizzard66> its not that its an obsession
@wizzard66 hides his bedlinnen with hoff 3d, curtains with denise richards naked, toiletpaper signed by hoff, his kit car build out of an old fiat with a red striped light, his kit-watch he talks into and his denise richards signed photo, odly smelly and stained after years of use
Diascus > Hmm, blue is developer?
Rhaegar > yup
Delta3000 > yellow is?
DeODokktor > ;P
sasuk > i want colour text :-)
Libertina > De0: bug report them
The Sloth > yellow = BH
GM Arkanon > A scared ISD
MattyB2 > yellow is our friend
Rhaegar > :P
GM Arkanon > :)
Diascus > It's attack of the coloureds!
Valar CCP > OMG A GM
Rhaegar > yup
Delta3000 > yellow is?
DeODokktor > ;P
sasuk > i want colour text :-)
Libertina > De0: bug report them
The Sloth > yellow = BH
GM Arkanon > A scared ISD
MattyB2 > yellow is our friend
Rhaegar > :P
GM Arkanon > :)
Diascus > It's attack of the coloureds!
Valar CCP > OMG A GM