Leilani Solaris > 1400's and neutron blasters, may as well just shoot pure testosterone
Yishal > Pictures or it didn't happen Kuno
Kuno > <picture link>
Yishal > Uh...ops canceled. I...uh...gotta exploit these images for valuable intelligence
Kuno > <picture link>
Yishal > Uh...ops canceled. I...uh...gotta exploit these images for valuable intelligence
Macsen > i am but can't see any for sale round lum
Haffiene > to JITA!
Macsen > fuck jita
Haffiene > don't talk about her that way
Macsen > shes a biatch, everyone has passed her way sometime or another and you know it
Macsen > so don't delude yourself when she whispers sweet nothings in your ear about how it will be different this time
Haffiene > I'm not here for the difference I'm here for the experience
Haffiene > every time I come in with a load it flies off in no time flat
Macsen > shes good i'll give you that
Haffiene > to JITA!
Macsen > fuck jita
Haffiene > don't talk about her that way
Macsen > shes a biatch, everyone has passed her way sometime or another and you know it
Macsen > so don't delude yourself when she whispers sweet nothings in your ear about how it will be different this time
Haffiene > I'm not here for the difference I'm here for the experience
Haffiene > every time I come in with a load it flies off in no time flat
Macsen > shes good i'll give you that
Vikarion > Why would someone dump a bounty on you?
Vikarion > Esp. a billion isk one?
Solarienne > name and shame him stitch?
Stitcher > Toros Culzean
Mariska Namur > ............omg lol that was the guy who was pissed about Verin fangirl hour
Stitcher > ...do you mean to tell me that I have a billion ISK on my head because I have INTERNET SPACESHIPS FANGIRLS?!
Vikarion > Esp. a billion isk one?
Solarienne > name and shame him stitch?
Stitcher > Toros Culzean
Mariska Namur > ............omg lol that was the guy who was pissed about Verin fangirl hour
Stitcher > ...do you mean to tell me that I have a billion ISK on my head because I have INTERNET SPACESHIPS FANGIRLS?!
* Par'Gellen gets all excited!
* Par'Gellen watches the seconds slowly tick away.
Reachok > par is attacking his keyboard tray with a blunt object right now!
* Par'Gellen zips up and looks around nervously.
* Par'Gellen watches the seconds slowly tick away.
Reachok > par is attacking his keyboard tray with a blunt object right now!
* Par'Gellen zips up and looks around nervously.
<Seijen> girls know how to multitask?
<@Abs> women multi task much better than us men
<@Abs> i will admit that freely
<Millis> just watch a porno and look for yourself
<@Abs> lol
<@Abs> women multi task much better than us men
<@Abs> i will admit that freely
<Millis> just watch a porno and look for yourself
<@Abs> lol
Nisse Owned > Damn noob ships, Caldari navy logisticd support does NOT mean ibis parking :P
Dante Chusuk > isn't that YOUR ibis TD?
Tolin Dorden > no mine's bigger
Dante Chusuk > your ibis is bigger or you have a bigger ibis parking lot
Uber Amos > .. or both?
Uber Amos > ... or neither? :P
Tolin Dorden > my ibis's bigger
Tolin Dorden > I've plated it
Dante Chusuk > gold plated?
Tolin Dorden > then I pulled a cargo extender over it so it won't get std's
Uber Amos > ... enamel plated?
nah for the plating I used an old dried up wanksock... gives it super
resistans, makes it stick to the ship... and..... scares people away
Dante Chusuk > so does the mould on it i heard
Tolin Dorden > yeah but that's just because I haven't washed it for a couple of months... adds flavor
Dante Chusuk > the sock that is .. can't comment on the state of your ibis
Dante Chusuk > isn't that YOUR ibis TD?
Tolin Dorden > no mine's bigger
Dante Chusuk > your ibis is bigger or you have a bigger ibis parking lot
Uber Amos > .. or both?
Uber Amos > ... or neither? :P
Tolin Dorden > my ibis's bigger
Tolin Dorden > I've plated it
Dante Chusuk > gold plated?
Tolin Dorden > then I pulled a cargo extender over it so it won't get std's
Uber Amos > ... enamel plated?
nah for the plating I used an old dried up wanksock... gives it super
resistans, makes it stick to the ship... and..... scares people away
Dante Chusuk > so does the mould on it i heard
Tolin Dorden > yeah but that's just because I haven't washed it for a couple of months... adds flavor
Dante Chusuk > the sock that is .. can't comment on the state of your ibis
Abulurd Boniface: I've been in EVE for 3 1/2 years and I've never killed anyone.
frogzuk: god this dude needs his pew pew virginity broken ....
neotin nahrain: yeap , use condomed titanium sabot the first time
frogzuk: god this dude needs his pew pew virginity broken ....
neotin nahrain: yeap , use condomed titanium sabot the first time
Cayenne Turbo > /emote buries his CNR wreck
Cayenne Turbo > r.i.p. cnr
Cayenne Turbo > 2010-2011
Aeon Tom > not 2011 yets!
Cayenne Turbo > rounding up :P
Cayenne Turbo > WELL I LOST A CNR !!!! ! ! !!!
Aeon Tom > oooo la-de-da for you :P
Cayenne Turbo > i could buy 4 moar hulks
Cayenne Turbo > :P
Aeon Tom > why would you need 4 more?
Cayenne Turbo > i just measure isk with hulks
Cayenne Turbo > :P
Crystaleyz > /emote facepalm
Elo Num > wow ..
Elo Num > no comment there ..
Cayenne Turbo > cmon not that exciting
Cayenne Turbo > /emote uses hulks as toilet paper
Cayenne Turbo > /emote then reprocesses them
Cayenne Turbo > now that would be exciting
Cayenne Turbo > r.i.p. cnr
Cayenne Turbo > 2010-2011
Aeon Tom > not 2011 yets!
Cayenne Turbo > rounding up :P
Cayenne Turbo > WELL I LOST A CNR !!!! ! ! !!!
Aeon Tom > oooo la-de-da for you :P
Cayenne Turbo > i could buy 4 moar hulks
Cayenne Turbo > :P
Aeon Tom > why would you need 4 more?
Cayenne Turbo > i just measure isk with hulks
Cayenne Turbo > :P
Crystaleyz > /emote facepalm
Elo Num > wow ..
Elo Num > no comment there ..
Cayenne Turbo > cmon not that exciting
Cayenne Turbo > /emote uses hulks as toilet paper
Cayenne Turbo > /emote then reprocesses them
Cayenne Turbo > now that would be exciting
Requiescat > LOOKING FOR A RICH, HIGH SEC INDUSTRIAL CORP THAT MY ALT CAN ROB. PREFERABLY IN MINMATAR SPACE, AS THAT IS MORE CONVENIENT FOR MY LAZY SELF.
Requiescat > also convo me if you are interested in skipping the middle man and contracting all your assets to me.
Minerva Vulcan > Requies, I gotta say, that kind of honesty is refreshing!
Requiescat > money helps me stay fresh, hun. feed the monster?
Minerva Vulcan > I sent you a mil just because I like your gumption
Requiescat > <3
Requiescat > also convo me if you are interested in skipping the middle man and contracting all your assets to me.
Minerva Vulcan > Requies, I gotta say, that kind of honesty is refreshing!
Requiescat > money helps me stay fresh, hun. feed the monster?
Minerva Vulcan > I sent you a mil just because I like your gumption
Requiescat > <3