Shiana Soltek > we need an alliance or corp that creates missions for people to do
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
anister > next person to tpye anything is a homo as well
anister > *type
anister > god damnit
anister > spose i best go tell my mum
anister > *type
anister > god damnit
anister > spose i best go tell my mum
Stele Toque > i was wondering what to name my mach
Fal > Fal's Machariel :P
Dreadbeard Squidhook > oh i thought you were gonna name it waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dreadbeard Squidhook > like you're gonna cry when i hit you w/ this waaaaaaah
Fal > name it 'height restrictions apply'
Zhiorenu > name it 'nervous'
Zhiorenu > then when you get blown up youll be left with a nervous wreck
Fal > Fal's Machariel :P
Dreadbeard Squidhook > oh i thought you were gonna name it waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dreadbeard Squidhook > like you're gonna cry when i hit you w/ this waaaaaaah
Fal > name it 'height restrictions apply'
Zhiorenu > name it 'nervous'
Zhiorenu > then when you get blown up youll be left with a nervous wreck
BpaTa Xaoca > we've got CO2 member docked in AH
Jarvis Hellstrom > Probably been there since they owned that station
BpaTa Xaoca > lol permanently anchored spy toon? :D
Jarvis Hellstrom > That or a market warrior
BpaTa Xaoca > oh, the worst enemy... market warrior...must...not...succumb....
BpaTa Xaoca > :)
jih chop > Market Warriors! Draw your Pencils!
jih chop > Brandish your portfolios!
jih chop > Give em the old buy! sell! buy!
BpaTa Xaoca > dock in, spreadsheets blazing!
Jarvis Hellstrom > Fire the dreaded Auditor drones...
jih chop > LAUNCH RED TAPE DISPENSORS!!
jih chop > NOOoooooo not the audiotor drones!!!
Ardetia > Commence outbid our enemies!
jih chop > I thought those were banned by Malkalen Accord!?
Ardetia > Buy all the crap they dont need and place new sell orders at higher values!
BpaTa Xaoca > not in EVE they aren't
jih chop > and on three . . .
jih chop > one, two, three - UNDERCUT! UNDERCUT!! UNDERCT!!!
BpaTa Xaoca > bear tactics, bull sale
Ardetia > kill them with our 0.1 isk increment bid auctions!
jih chop > Dammit!
Ardetia > set them to last for years!
jih chop > they're tanking our buy orders! bring in the meeting disruptors!
BpaTa Xaoca > SEND IN PRIMAL - our main trade toon with 160 orders capacity
BpaTa Xaoca > ahh...the market batlles.... good times :D
Jarvis Hellstrom > Probably been there since they owned that station
BpaTa Xaoca > lol permanently anchored spy toon? :D
Jarvis Hellstrom > That or a market warrior
BpaTa Xaoca > oh, the worst enemy... market warrior...must...not...succumb....
BpaTa Xaoca > :)
jih chop > Market Warriors! Draw your Pencils!
jih chop > Brandish your portfolios!
jih chop > Give em the old buy! sell! buy!
BpaTa Xaoca > dock in, spreadsheets blazing!
Jarvis Hellstrom > Fire the dreaded Auditor drones...
jih chop > LAUNCH RED TAPE DISPENSORS!!
jih chop > NOOoooooo not the audiotor drones!!!
Ardetia > Commence outbid our enemies!
jih chop > I thought those were banned by Malkalen Accord!?
Ardetia > Buy all the crap they dont need and place new sell orders at higher values!
BpaTa Xaoca > not in EVE they aren't
jih chop > and on three . . .
jih chop > one, two, three - UNDERCUT! UNDERCUT!! UNDERCT!!!
BpaTa Xaoca > bear tactics, bull sale
Ardetia > kill them with our 0.1 isk increment bid auctions!
jih chop > Dammit!
Ardetia > set them to last for years!
jih chop > they're tanking our buy orders! bring in the meeting disruptors!
BpaTa Xaoca > SEND IN PRIMAL - our main trade toon with 160 orders capacity
BpaTa Xaoca > ahh...the market batlles.... good times :D
Giacomo Carissimi > you're right, im 12 and a half
Skaarjo > if he was he started playing when he was 8/9
Giacomo Carissimi > it was in 2005, before christmas
Skaarjo > its a 13+ game, so go away till ur older
Arquoya > they added breasts to corpses, eve is now 18+ :p
Skaarjo > if he was he started playing when he was 8/9
Giacomo Carissimi > it was in 2005, before christmas
Skaarjo > its a 13+ game, so go away till ur older
Arquoya > they added breasts to corpses, eve is now 18+ :p
Azia Burgi > hehe i just found 6 damnations i'd forgotten about
Jakin > I'll take one as a Christmas Present if you want!
Azia Burgi > i'll have to check if you've been a good boy
Jakin > Drat...there goes that idea
Azia Burgi > lol
Azia Burgi > are you a bad bad boy then? ;P
Jakin > No, just not good
Azia Burgi > drat, well there goes that idea...
Jakin > I'll take one as a Christmas Present if you want!
Azia Burgi > i'll have to check if you've been a good boy
Jakin > Drat...there goes that idea
Azia Burgi > lol
Azia Burgi > are you a bad bad boy then? ;P
Jakin > No, just not good
Azia Burgi > drat, well there goes that idea...
Scrondo > -1 dread wife aggro for dinnertime
Andreus Ixiris > So yeah, there's like shirts on sale for 60m ISK
Andreus Ixiris > Because everyone has free Aurum and is trying to make a quick buck by underselling
Friar Kite > Fuck 60m ISK? I could buy a bc for that
Andreus Ixiris > But I've already got 5 battlecruisers
Andreus Ixiris > I don't have a cool shirt
Friar Kite > THE LOGIC OF CAPSULEERS
Friar Kite > ALREADY HAVE FIVE BATTLECRUISERS?
Friar Kite > BUY SIMILARLY-PRICED SHIRT
Andreus Ixiris > Because everyone has free Aurum and is trying to make a quick buck by underselling
Friar Kite > Fuck 60m ISK? I could buy a bc for that
Andreus Ixiris > But I've already got 5 battlecruisers
Andreus Ixiris > I don't have a cool shirt
Friar Kite > THE LOGIC OF CAPSULEERS
Friar Kite > ALREADY HAVE FIVE BATTLECRUISERS?
Friar Kite > BUY SIMILARLY-PRICED SHIRT
CarlaMesser > it's anybody's guess how we made it through all of them without losing someone in all the trolling that went down on mumble.
Abis Cann > Through months of training under the normally less-than-ideal conditions on our comms I've become more or less able to tune out the lolcats and hear only legitimate FC commands and subcaps calling out their aggro. Ironically, what allowed us to do that was the fact that we're retarded on a regular basis.
Abis Cann > Through months of training under the normally less-than-ideal conditions on our comms I've become more or less able to tune out the lolcats and hear only legitimate FC commands and subcaps calling out their aggro. Ironically, what allowed us to do that was the fact that we're retarded on a regular basis.
<Viceroy> god is cool
<Viceroy> if god designed a MMO i'd play it
<Viceroy> ...wait
<Viceroy> nvm :(
<Viceroy> if god designed a MMO i'd play it
<Viceroy> ...wait
<Viceroy> nvm :(