Obsidian Hawk > there is no such thing as a mature player
Obsidian Hawk > its a violation of the EULA for the internet
Obsidian Hawk > its a violation of the EULA for the internet
Kaladr > maybe I can weld 2 sacrileges together and get a good ship
Arilanus Doshenko > /emote puts on the CEO boots of sorting-it-outness (Lvl 5)
Minuteman: Great success!
Scythus Aratan: what's that?
Minuteman: This chick I really like likes a story I wrote.
Scythus Aratan: only cause I'm in it
Minuteman: Touche.
Scythus Aratan: what's that?
Minuteman: This chick I really like likes a story I wrote.
Scythus Aratan: only cause I'm in it
Minuteman: Touche.
lighthand > if AOL ran eve: "we are sorry you have used your monthly quota of jumps, please wait till next month before continuing your journey"
Kmoki > Mission running = extraordinarily boring
Kmoki > How do people do this for a living?
Enigmas > Try mining..
Kmoki > I can't even imagine :(
Kmoki > You're a braver man than I, Enigma
Enigmas > Bravery has nothing to do with it. As a miner you only need two things. A mining laser and an extremly low IQ.
Kmoki > lol
Dev Corland > lol
Dev Corland > :(
Enigmas > It's on the offical caldari state tests too:
Q: What is your IQ:
[] Off the scale;
[] Between genius and wannabe;
[] Average;
[] I can dress myself;
[] I URR MINER!!!!11!
Kmoki > How do people do this for a living?
Enigmas > Try mining..
Kmoki > I can't even imagine :(
Kmoki > You're a braver man than I, Enigma
Enigmas > Bravery has nothing to do with it. As a miner you only need two things. A mining laser and an extremly low IQ.
Kmoki > lol
Dev Corland > lol
Dev Corland > :(
Enigmas > It's on the offical caldari state tests too:
Q: What is your IQ:
[] Off the scale;
[] Between genius and wannabe;
[] Average;
[] I can dress myself;
[] I URR MINER!!!!11!
Monkey Toon I am aroused.
Monkey Toon Can you help?
Azia Burgi probably not
Azia Burgi i hear if you hit it with a hammer really hard it can lower the level of arousal
Monkey Toon Can you help?
Azia Burgi probably not
Azia Burgi i hear if you hit it with a hammer really hard it can lower the level of arousal
Nyklonius > ben and jerry's .. chocolate and vanilla ice cream mixed with fudge brownies and gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough
Omega87 > are you pregnant?
NightHaunter > ahahahah
Nyklonius > oh go screw a goat
Omega87 > at least it wont get pregnant!
Omega87 > like YOU DID YOU CHEAP WHORE
Omega87 > GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Omega87 > /emote backhands you
Nyklonius > ouch
Omega87 > your jezzabell
Nyklonius > that's not what you said last night
Omega87 > I dont care, I was drunk!
Nyklonius > i was upset when you said "OH MILKIE YOU MAKE ME SCREAM" but I didn't say a word
NightHaunter > bahahahah
Omega87 > I TOLD YOU I WAS DRUNK!
Omega87 > It was an honest mistake!
Omega87 > are you pregnant?
NightHaunter > ahahahah
Nyklonius > oh go screw a goat
Omega87 > at least it wont get pregnant!
Omega87 > like YOU DID YOU CHEAP WHORE
Omega87 > GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Omega87 > /emote backhands you
Nyklonius > ouch
Omega87 > your jezzabell
Nyklonius > that's not what you said last night
Omega87 > I dont care, I was drunk!
Nyklonius > i was upset when you said "OH MILKIE YOU MAKE ME SCREAM" but I didn't say a word
NightHaunter > bahahahah
Omega87 > I TOLD YOU I WAS DRUNK!
Omega87 > It was an honest mistake!
Dev Corland > Anyway it's 4:30 AM so I'm calling it a night.
Dev Corland > Hafta make sure the 'candy' is ready for the 'kids' 'tommorow'.
Dev Corland > Hafta make sure the 'candy' is ready for the 'kids' 'tommorow'.
Tsumei > EVe psychology
Tsumei > Possible kills nearby! Fleetsize 9
Tsumei > no-go, let's roam!
Tsumei > fleet size: 3
Tsumei > Possible kills nearby! Fleetsize 9
Tsumei > no-go, let's roam!
Tsumei > fleet size: 3