Flick1471 > i changed a sell order but fucked the price, and got an 8bil broker charge
Johlie > garic should I ill the frogs here?
Johlie > frigs
Johlie > kill
Garic Cavvar > yeah
Sapeian > cruel bastard
Sapeian > leave the frogs alone
Johlie > frigs
Johlie > kill
Garic Cavvar > yeah
Sapeian > cruel bastard
Sapeian > leave the frogs alone
Aracturus > "I'm Edgar Vautrine. You don't want the best, You want cheap. And I got cheap."
Andreus Ixiris highfives Aracturus
Aracturus > o/o
Andreus Ixiris > I loved the idea of discount spells
Andreus Ixiris > "Ere mate"
Andreus Ixiris > "I got this gorgeous Fireball spell 'ere"
Andreus Ixiris > "Yoo want it, yeh?"
Aracturus > How much'sit cost?
Andreus Ixiris > And then you get it home and and it turns out that it's actually just summon gasoline elemental duct-taped to a lighter
Andreus Ixiris highfives Aracturus
Aracturus > o/o
Andreus Ixiris > I loved the idea of discount spells
Andreus Ixiris > "Ere mate"
Andreus Ixiris > "I got this gorgeous Fireball spell 'ere"
Andreus Ixiris > "Yoo want it, yeh?"
Aracturus > How much'sit cost?
Andreus Ixiris > And then you get it home and and it turns out that it's actually just summon gasoline elemental duct-taped to a lighter
Johnny Nocturne > i can flex my penis
Caludia LeBrea > Like every other guy on the planet?
Johnny Nocturne > other guys can?
Johnny Nocturne > SHIT
Caludia LeBrea > duh
Johnny Nocturne > my mom said i was special
Caludia LeBrea > LOL!
Kale Freeman > So you were felxing yuor penis for your mom?
Caludia LeBrea > Like every other guy on the planet?
Johnny Nocturne > other guys can?
Johnny Nocturne > SHIT
Caludia LeBrea > duh
Johnny Nocturne > my mom said i was special
Caludia LeBrea > LOL!
Kale Freeman > So you were felxing yuor penis for your mom?
High Sierra > apparently according to my father im as emotional as a pound of sausages
Baroness Vampier > i was ransomed once in low sec, i played dumb like i didnt know how to send isk to someone, by the time they explained it to me, my ship self destructed
Dark Flare > PRIMARY PLEASE
Derek 74 > ALSO START SMACKING
Derek 74 > ALSO START SMACKING
lunafaerie > whats a micro warp drive?
DraLaFi > something that runs your microwave oven
DraLaFi > something that runs your microwave oven
Stitcher > To be fair, she was Mittani levels of drunk, I think.
Scherezad > is that a unit of measure for drunkenness now?
Stitcher > yep. one Mittani = the precise amount of alcohol required to make somebody do something they regret once they've sobered up.
Scherezad > is that a unit of measure for drunkenness now?
Stitcher > yep. one Mittani = the precise amount of alcohol required to make somebody do something they regret once they've sobered up.
Burning Chrome > syndicate must have been a late addition and they stuck it on the cleaners desktop machine
Burning Chrome > it's gotta be the laggiest region, lower syndicate
Burning Chrome > it's gotta be the laggiest region, lower syndicate