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Oohwha Schipperman > Hmmm ... never noticed this before, but the Hawk looks an awful lot like a staple gun
Opletium > you just killed a blue
Opletium > is that normal
Opletium > ?
Mav'Lite > it is when hes not in a blue corp
Trebor Quadrillion > yea Eddie is a hair trigger
Feyde Harkonen > we call them "idiots" elsewhere
Cerberal > so i just woke up after having a dream of riding naked on a horses back through an entire neighborhood
Cerberal > that was like the best dream ever.
*after some graphics bugs*
Duchess Tjaden > ok... you are both making me paranoid... why can't you
see me strip?
Duchess Tjaden > mine that is...
joshyo02: I just got an offer for sex
Aiyeeta Beaver: how many loyalty points?
Davlos > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camion_%C3%A9quip%C3%A9_d%27un_syst%C3%A8me_d%27artillerie
Julianus Soter > oh dear.
Julianus Soter > /emote shakes head sadly.
Julianus Soter > it's a howitzer... on a truck.
Julianus Soter > welded together
Davlos > the name itself already is a direct translation of
Davlos > TRUCK EQUIPPED WITH AN ARTILLERY SYSTEM
Graelyn > Dark times.
Davlos > and apparently, French artillerymen are really damn accurate
Davlos > because they have so few ammo to shoot with, they <i>have</i> to be damn accurate to make them count
Verone > man, no wonder TCF are such fucking failures if they have 8 renault pickups with drainpipes welded to their roofs strapped to the side of their Maelstroms
Verone > it all makes sense now
Verone > i can hear them firing now
Verone > *boom* ces't le takes that, you arabian pigdogs.... *pfft *pfft* le fronche artillerie will has your mothers for breakfasts! *pfft* *pfft* *boom* sombodie lower ze stabilisers, i 'ave le spilled my moccachino
Verone > i don't wanna talk to you no more you afgan knnnnnnn-igit... your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries
FlashmanUK > You currently have 0 skills and 0 skill points.... you quality for immgration to the UK under the prefered immigrant list
Kronic Offender > eep, my toe feels like it's on fire
Kronic Offender > stoopid toe!
Kronic Offender > crud, warped scrammed and webbed
Par'Gellen > your toe?
Kronic Offender > yeah - no - my ship - I'm confused
Kronic Offender > ship
Kronic Offender > toe and ship are ok now
Cerryh > This RL thing sucks, no ingame support.
WaliWorld > good luck kantress, hope your head soes not esplode
Kantress > Which head?
Theo Samaritan > the one your brain is in
Theo Samaritan > so careful, you may not walk
Rayne Marvani > That reminds me of this Robin Williams quote, theo....
Rayne Marvani > It goes something like "God gave man both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time"
Theo Samaritan > ah yes i know that quote well
Theo Samaritan > the better one is what my great grandad said
Theo Samaritan > "If you have a son, you only have one prick to worry about. If you have a daughter, you have every bugger elses."
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