Telsia Zadashi > yo mama's so fat, the only curve on her body is the curve of space-time as it bends around a supermassive object
<Arthur> btw enn, i got an idea for eve. For every 0.1 point of standing with your agent you have above 8.0 standing, the agent takes off one part of his clothing!
Syruss Scaleskin > Why am I in space O.o
Korrente > Hi! Welcome to EVE!
Korrente > Hi! Welcome to EVE!
Rafen Weems > i cringe whenever someone says colon-slash-slash, sounds nasty
Dianoga Pactor > lol
Bunt Caboon > reminds me of my gerbil
SKurj > heh if u closin on 40 i'd agree with u +)
anynamewilldo > ...
Akthuul > /emote barfs
Rafen Weems > your gerbil is a nervous wreck
Akthuul > i was trying to eat before the gerbil comment
Bunt Caboon > my gerbil is all sticky
anynamewilldo > oh man, i heard a story about a guy and a gerbil once (from my school teacher years ago no less)... its disturbing
Bunt Caboon > but has full poucehs for some reason
Rafen Weems > can you get wetsuits in rodent sizes?
Kilzool > AnynameWilldo, that was a Richard Gere sotry I bet.
Akthuul > omg..this is sick..someone change the subject
Darrik > lol
Bunt Caboon > could be worse, could be a chinchilla
Akthuul > lol
Dianoga Pactor > think about the poor hgerbil
Akthuul > or a rabbit i suppose
Rafen Weems > that's the tone successfully lowered then....
Dianoga Pactor > you think he cut its nails?
Bunt Caboon > the gerbil had an airhose, he was fine
Archimus Zorn > Enough with gerbils...
Bunt Caboon > wish I'd taken him out of the exercise ball first though
Dianoga Pactor > lol
Bunt Caboon > reminds me of my gerbil
SKurj > heh if u closin on 40 i'd agree with u +)
anynamewilldo > ...
Akthuul > /emote barfs
Rafen Weems > your gerbil is a nervous wreck
Akthuul > i was trying to eat before the gerbil comment
Bunt Caboon > my gerbil is all sticky
anynamewilldo > oh man, i heard a story about a guy and a gerbil once (from my school teacher years ago no less)... its disturbing
Bunt Caboon > but has full poucehs for some reason
Rafen Weems > can you get wetsuits in rodent sizes?
Kilzool > AnynameWilldo, that was a Richard Gere sotry I bet.
Akthuul > omg..this is sick..someone change the subject
Darrik > lol
Bunt Caboon > could be worse, could be a chinchilla
Akthuul > lol
Dianoga Pactor > think about the poor hgerbil
Akthuul > or a rabbit i suppose
Rafen Weems > that's the tone successfully lowered then....
Dianoga Pactor > you think he cut its nails?
Bunt Caboon > the gerbil had an airhose, he was fine
Archimus Zorn > Enough with gerbils...
Bunt Caboon > wish I'd taken him out of the exercise ball first though
Arbonax > STOP USING STABS
Arbonax > NOW SAY YOUR SORRY
Stella Express > ?
Ramme > Say that your sorry for the stabs and we let you go
Stella Express > ok...sorry
Ramme > no no, in capitals
Stella Express > SORRY
Stella Express > I AM SORRY FOR USING STABS
Ramme > ah! there you go. safe travles.
perl > have a nice day sir
Bastian > have a nice day
Arbonax > NOW SAY YOUR SORRY
Stella Express > ?
Ramme > Say that your sorry for the stabs and we let you go
Stella Express > ok...sorry
Ramme > no no, in capitals
Stella Express > SORRY
Stella Express > I AM SORRY FOR USING STABS
Ramme > ah! there you go. safe travles.
perl > have a nice day sir
Bastian > have a nice day
DarkPhate Endovari > lol
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Chuang Mu > WTS cyber sex ISK up front no refunds
StarKillah > ew
Chuang Mu > hey I got a girls name and avatar whats the prob
Montague Seriya > the prob is that you also have a penis
Chuang Mu > ya but this is a game use your imagination damn it Im trying to make ISK here
StarKillah > ew
Chuang Mu > hey I got a girls name and avatar whats the prob
Montague Seriya > the prob is that you also have a penis
Chuang Mu > ya but this is a game use your imagination damn it Im trying to make ISK here
Forago > i fall for it every time. i see all the channels starts to blink, one after the other, and i think, oooh fleet advert, and its just Getix saying hello :P
Rendav > wts Daredevil 15mil
Korskav > whats wts stand for?
Phuze > want to sell
Korskav > ahh thx
Palos Pax > wtf, this game has too many acronyms, its BS
Korskav > lol
bio dude > lol
Rendav > lol imho you right
Korskav > you get used to the tbh
Korskav > them*
Korskav > whats wts stand for?
Phuze > want to sell
Korskav > ahh thx
Palos Pax > wtf, this game has too many acronyms, its BS
Korskav > lol
bio dude > lol
Rendav > lol imho you right
Korskav > you get used to the tbh
Korskav > them*
(@Bizarre) 2005.12.17 19:53:35 combat Your Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery I perfectly strikes Caldari Control Tower [FFEW]<IRON> (Caldari Control Tower), wrecking for 17768.9 damage.
(@Dreadnought) meh
(@Dreadnought) my light ion blaster has done more
(@Dreadnought) meh
(@Dreadnought) my light ion blaster has done more