Melichor Duraldi > gf just sent this on facebook: Dear [NAME REDACTED] you're really loud. Taking off your headphones might help that. It's sad that this is the only way I can get your attention since you can't hear me calling your name. "Take that Bitch." lol
Melichor Duraldi > to which i reply: http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l165/magblog/star-trek-inspirational-poster.jpg
Melichor Duraldi > rofl her reply: http://media.photobucket.com/image/comebacks/Junkers08/Comebacks/280538201docoff.jpg?o=80
greyeminence > dude
greyeminence > you are in trouble, jettison cargo and abandon ship :)
Melichor Duraldi > to which i reply: http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l165/magblog/star-trek-inspirational-poster.jpg
Melichor Duraldi > rofl her reply: http://media.photobucket.com/image/comebacks/Junkers08/Comebacks/280538201docoff.jpg?o=80
greyeminence > dude
greyeminence > you are in trouble, jettison cargo and abandon ship :)
Arrgs > So, I had the most fucked up dream ever last night
Arrgs > I was screwing this chick from work ok
Arrgs > And when it was time to blow
Arrgs > I couldn't pull out
Arrgs > and I was shooting like ALOT
Arrgs > anyways, she was like "oooh it feels so good all that warm cum"
Arrgs > And then that line just repeated
Arrgs > and I realized she has 3 kids
Arrgs > and was like FUCK IM GONNA BE A DAD
Arrgs > Then I woke up
Itachi XIII > wow, a wet nightmare
Itachi XIII > theres something u dont see every day :p
Arrgs > I was screwing this chick from work ok
Arrgs > And when it was time to blow
Arrgs > I couldn't pull out
Arrgs > and I was shooting like ALOT
Arrgs > anyways, she was like "oooh it feels so good all that warm cum"
Arrgs > And then that line just repeated
Arrgs > and I realized she has 3 kids
Arrgs > and was like FUCK IM GONNA BE A DAD
Arrgs > Then I woke up
Itachi XIII > wow, a wet nightmare
Itachi XIII > theres something u dont see every day :p
Arth Lawing > o/
Arth Lawing > my hangover is cured
Cassius Paulus > I prefer hangover avoided to hangover cured, personally.
Cassius Paulus > but I'm not an Irish drunkard... :)
Arth Lawing > i was celebrating
Leontius Reverte > you are always celebrating :p
Arth Lawing > it was friday
Leontius Reverte > have a work party tonight, guessing i may feel interesting in the morning
Cassius Paulus > lol
Arth Lawing > smoke break afk5
Cassius Paulus > smoking, drinking... all he needs is whoring to have the Trifecta of Sin
Cassius Paulus > sure would be fun thouhg... :)
Arth Lawing > i had to give up whoring
Arth Lawing > they werent paying me enough
Arth Lawing > my hangover is cured
Cassius Paulus > I prefer hangover avoided to hangover cured, personally.
Cassius Paulus > but I'm not an Irish drunkard... :)
Arth Lawing > i was celebrating
Leontius Reverte > you are always celebrating :p
Arth Lawing > it was friday
Leontius Reverte > have a work party tonight, guessing i may feel interesting in the morning
Cassius Paulus > lol
Arth Lawing > smoke break afk5
Cassius Paulus > smoking, drinking... all he needs is whoring to have the Trifecta of Sin
Cassius Paulus > sure would be fun thouhg... :)
Arth Lawing > i had to give up whoring
Arth Lawing > they werent paying me enough
Apache > i hope quality time means she downloads eve
Chelle004 > you guys look after a few systems by the looks
Aemon Sixpence > eh, once you fertilize they look after themselves.
Chelle004 > are you a dad mate, because i can tell you after you fertillize thats the last thing they do
Chelle004 > spend the rest of your live looking after them
Aemon Sixpence > You fertilized your dad?
Aemon Sixpence > eh, once you fertilize they look after themselves.
Chelle004 > are you a dad mate, because i can tell you after you fertillize thats the last thing they do
Chelle004 > spend the rest of your live looking after them
Aemon Sixpence > You fertilized your dad?
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to: Blackops fleet is was a success! Kinda... we sat for a few hours cloaked up and shared pr0n links and war-stories.
UPA Terf > but thanks to orange wednesdays i have a date
Kaylee Remas > rofl
UPA Terf > so what im cheap
UPA Terf > im also very charming
Kaylee Remas > iv always thought so
Kaylee Remas > was i not a figment of garics imagination id go out with you
UPA Terf > thank god she isnt a figment of my imagination or i might get caught wanking in the cinema again
Kaylee Remas > rofl
UPA Terf > so what im cheap
UPA Terf > im also very charming
Kaylee Remas > iv always thought so
Kaylee Remas > was i not a figment of garics imagination id go out with you
UPA Terf > thank god she isnt a figment of my imagination or i might get caught wanking in the cinema again
Cezzario > Dear CCP, I think you should hold a special olympics. If you do I belive my drones have a chance at winning because they are retarded
Kayosoni > zysco
Kayosoni > don;t make us come down there :/
0Virtu0 > omg kayo is coming
Zysco > oh noes, will you camp us in a station while spamming local with asci catgirl porn?
Kayosoni > yes
Zysco > fuck
Zysco > :(
0Virtu0 > QUICK LOG
Kayosoni > don;t make us come down there :/
0Virtu0 > omg kayo is coming
Zysco > oh noes, will you camp us in a station while spamming local with asci catgirl porn?
Kayosoni > yes
Zysco > fuck
Zysco > :(
0Virtu0 > QUICK LOG
Kastera > If I'm heading to Tama for a fight
Kastera > What shoulld I bring?
Sinfull > Asprin?
Kastera > Seriously
Sinfull > oh... sorry... not my department...
Kastera > What shoulld I bring?
Sinfull > Asprin?
Kastera > Seriously
Sinfull > oh... sorry... not my department...