FIzzer > 2007.06.20 19:09:13 Combat Your 720mm Howitzer Artillery II perfectly strikes Gistum Centurion, wrecking for 1008.6 damage.
Sorohwi > 2007.06.20 19:10:37 Caution: E-Peen swellage detected.
Sorohwi > 2007.06.20 19:10:37 Caution: E-Peen swellage detected.
* @Sadist is listening to 1. Dripping Wet Sex 4 - Lez Scene
<@Sadist> oops
<@Sadist> :/
<@Farjung> ¬_¬
<nickky|afk> bahahahahhahaha
<nickky|afk> on that note, i'm out
<@MaZ-> hahah
<@MaZ-> i have like 45 gig of porn now
<@MaZ-> ;/
<Div> get a woman :P
<Div> (inflatable doesn't count!)
<@MaZ-> cant be bothered ;P
<@MaZ-> i make do with getting so drunk i dont remember my own name, fucking for jesus and waking up in the morning satisfied
<@Sadist> oops
<@Sadist> :/
<@Farjung> ¬_¬
<nickky|afk> bahahahahhahaha
<nickky|afk> on that note, i'm out
<@MaZ-> hahah
<@MaZ-> i have like 45 gig of porn now
<@MaZ-> ;/
<Div> get a woman :P
<Div> (inflatable doesn't count!)
<@MaZ-> cant be bothered ;P
<@MaZ-> i make do with getting so drunk i dont remember my own name, fucking for jesus and waking up in the morning satisfied
<%DjNeWt> i love chinese
<%DjNeWt> cause i have duck
<Levin> its all horrible for you
<%DjNeWt> and my sister likes me alive
<%DjNeWt> them*
<%DjNeWt> lol
<Levin> ...
<Quantus> duck and peiking (sp)sauce
<Levin> *quoted*
<%DjNeWt> lol
<%DjNeWt> if i ever see that quote
<Quantus> mmm..
<%DjNeWt> i kill you
<%DjNeWt> and ban you
<%DjNeWt> and cut off your balls
<Julebruus> ^^
<Levin> thats a risk im willing to take
<%DjNeWt> cause i have duck
<Levin> its all horrible for you
<%DjNeWt> and my sister likes me alive
<%DjNeWt> them*
<%DjNeWt> lol
<Levin> ...
<Quantus> duck and peiking (sp)sauce
<Levin> *quoted*
<%DjNeWt> lol
<%DjNeWt> if i ever see that quote
<Quantus> mmm..
<%DjNeWt> i kill you
<%DjNeWt> and ban you
<%DjNeWt> and cut off your balls
<Julebruus> ^^
<Levin> thats a risk im willing to take
Helen > jeNK > THERE IS NO E ON THE END OF MEGATHRON
Rondinum Tharrelinn > dunno - you thinking about it?
Helen > i know i love to annoy peeps doing that
Halada > for tacha maybe
Halada > shes got scary eyes lol
Fortior > time to visit the megathrone. nature calls
Rondinum Tharrelinn > dunno - you thinking about it?
Helen > i know i love to annoy peeps doing that
Halada > for tacha maybe
Halada > shes got scary eyes lol
Fortior > time to visit the megathrone. nature calls
Carvott Milanis > laptop + wifi + toilet = woo
Senor Arvald > WELCOME TO EVE ONLINE here is your complementary bar of soap and group shower token
Raigir> wish we had something like Used Ship sales in eve
Raigir > sorta like Used cars =P
Rapidwind > lol cheap ships for sale!!
Rapidwind > may fall apart as soon as you undock but cheap!!!
Raigir > show me the ShipFax
Rapidwind > fine selection sir only used by a little old man to fight serp watchman every other day. no more then 200 jumps on her
Raigir > thats quite the mileage
Raigir > how about this navity fishy thing over here?
Rapidwind > it may be an older ship made in 2006 but it has many more jumps to go
Raigir > it seems to have laser scorches on the hull?!
Raigir > What is the meaning of this? I thought you said it only fought serpentis?!
Rapidwind > thermal dmg yeah
Rapidwind > we can have that buffed right out for you sir np
Raigir > hrm very lets make a deal,........say 26,000 isk minus the buffering so 23,000
Rapidwind > what you talking about we will take care of the buffing and the sticker is 50k
Rapidwind > you robbing us at that price
Raigir > but the buffing takes time and time is money!
Raigir > and 200 jumps!
Rapidwind > my shuttle has close to 1000 jumps and it only a week old
Rapidwind > this ship has history
Rapidwind > its a legend
Raigir > well your a traveling ship sales man, what ya gonna expect?
Rapidwind > something a little higher then 26k
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > 30k
Raigir > how about 29k and I'll throw in the stale and putrid milk and cookies left for santa from last christmas?
Rapidwind > done
Raigir > good working with you good sir
Rapidwind > and you
* Raigir undocks and listens as the ship sputters and poots out.....then comes to a dead stop
Raigir > damn......
Raigir > sorta like Used cars =P
Rapidwind > lol cheap ships for sale!!
Rapidwind > may fall apart as soon as you undock but cheap!!!
Raigir > show me the ShipFax
Rapidwind > fine selection sir only used by a little old man to fight serp watchman every other day. no more then 200 jumps on her
Raigir > thats quite the mileage
Raigir > how about this navity fishy thing over here?
Rapidwind > it may be an older ship made in 2006 but it has many more jumps to go
Raigir > it seems to have laser scorches on the hull?!
Raigir > What is the meaning of this? I thought you said it only fought serpentis?!
Rapidwind > thermal dmg yeah
Rapidwind > we can have that buffed right out for you sir np
Raigir > hrm very lets make a deal,........say 26,000 isk minus the buffering so 23,000
Rapidwind > what you talking about we will take care of the buffing and the sticker is 50k
Rapidwind > you robbing us at that price
Raigir > but the buffing takes time and time is money!
Raigir > and 200 jumps!
Rapidwind > my shuttle has close to 1000 jumps and it only a week old
Rapidwind > this ship has history
Rapidwind > its a legend
Raigir > well your a traveling ship sales man, what ya gonna expect?
Rapidwind > something a little higher then 26k
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > 30k
Raigir > how about 29k and I'll throw in the stale and putrid milk and cookies left for santa from last christmas?
Rapidwind > done
Raigir > good working with you good sir
Rapidwind > and you
* Raigir undocks and listens as the ship sputters and poots out.....then comes to a dead stop
Raigir > damn......
Strife Phoenix: How does one get his girl to actually start playing EVE?
A lot of tries, all stubbornly refused, I fail at recruiting :(
FingerThief:
Step 1: Befriend them ( don't mention your EVE Addiction )
Step 2: Charm them ( as above )
Step 3: Marry them ( hint to your EVE Addiction )
Step 4: She has "Migrane" you have a "Fleet battle" ( that should raise some interest in her to play the game, if you prefer "Fleet battles" to the other thing )
Step 5: Distribute QT based on shipkills ( if she tends towards PvP ) or m³ mined ( if she's a miner )
A lot of tries, all stubbornly refused, I fail at recruiting :(
FingerThief:
Step 1: Befriend them ( don't mention your EVE Addiction )
Step 2: Charm them ( as above )
Step 3: Marry them ( hint to your EVE Addiction )
Step 4: She has "Migrane" you have a "Fleet battle" ( that should raise some interest in her to play the game, if you prefer "Fleet battles" to the other thing )
Step 5: Distribute QT based on shipkills ( if she tends towards PvP ) or m³ mined ( if she's a miner )
Tamora > more servers is the answer. 2 - Carebear server and PVP server
Tamora > call them tranquility (carebear) and OMFGOWNAGE (PVP)
Tatsue Niko > lol,that wouldnt work
Tatsue Niko > who would supply us with ships etc?
1024 > uhh then how do the pvp people get all the ships ammo and shit they need
Tamora > interchangable chars and currency
Ewen > sounds boring
1024 > and carebears are fun for hunting
Tamora > bah. guess tahts why CCP wouldnt give me a job... oh and my forum whoring
Tamora > call them tranquility (carebear) and OMFGOWNAGE (PVP)
Tatsue Niko > lol,that wouldnt work
Tatsue Niko > who would supply us with ships etc?
1024 > uhh then how do the pvp people get all the ships ammo and shit they need
Tamora > interchangable chars and currency
Ewen > sounds boring
1024 > and carebears are fun for hunting
Tamora > bah. guess tahts why CCP wouldnt give me a job... oh and my forum whoring
morphriz > *yawn*
morphriz > wow.. my ship is on fire... interesting..
Lareck Kceral > Where are you? :p
morphriz > in station now...
morphriz > no fire here :)
morphriz > I was at 15% structure from a fight yday.. so fire.. :)
Lareck Kceral > Once i docked burning with 2% oh Hull, because of light rogue drones **ashamed**
Lareck Kceral > *of
Andrael Whitecrow > lareck Kceral's mjolnir torpedoe hits spider drone II for 0.1 damage
morphriz > wow.. my ship is on fire... interesting..
Lareck Kceral > Where are you? :p
morphriz > in station now...
morphriz > no fire here :)
morphriz > I was at 15% structure from a fight yday.. so fire.. :)
Lareck Kceral > Once i docked burning with 2% oh Hull, because of light rogue drones **ashamed**
Lareck Kceral > *of
Andrael Whitecrow > lareck Kceral's mjolnir torpedoe hits spider drone II for 0.1 damage