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Catharine Jacobs > o sry
Catharine Jacobs > wrong window
Catharine Jacobs > damn could you believe i was writing "sry, wrong window" in the wrong window???
Heintron > nice one ;)
LegilGalad > i guess u click post mail to post ur kill or death
LegilGalad > i thought it posted it automatically somehow using EVE magic
PKlavins > ...hmm...or maybe if i stick a paprika up my ass, a monkey in timbuktu will dance the cha-cha O.o
Tamora > im camping this gate naked. is that morally wrong?
Ordep > only if you don“t invite us to the party
The Slayer > hey
Frank Horrigan > THE SQUARES
The Slayer > what
Frank Horrigan > QUICK TO MY QUARTERS
The Slayer > um
The Slayer > what
Frank Horrigan > /emote throws you into a room
Frank Horrigan > what is it you wished to speak upon?!
Frank Horrigan > /emote stares menacingly at the door * they're everywhere now..
The Slayer > oh I wondered if you had any large smartbombs
Frank Horrigan > no NOOO NOO SMARTBOMBS ..
The Slayer > ok man chillax
The Slayer > we're all friends here
The Slayer > except for the bunnies
Frank Horrigan > OH GOD
The Slayer > frogs*
Frank Horrigan > GET UNDER THE BED
Frank Horrigan > NOW!
The Slayer > o...k
Frank Horrigan > /emote puts on a giant red suit and bunny ears
Frank Horrigan > QUICK HOP IN! THEY WONT RECOGNIZE US!
Frank Horrigan > DONT TALK TO HIM!
Frank Horrigan > HES A BUNNY!
Frank Horrigan > NOOOOOOOOOOO
Frank Horrigan > ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Frank Horrigan > ...
The Slayer > Frank.... so are you
Frank Horrigan > DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS!
The Slayer > I apologize
Treacherous > mother wiggin can i go play with the boys in fleet?
Wiggin > no
Wiggin > mine u bitch
Treacherous > ok HAT
Blyzz > lol
Blyzz > i love u guys :-p
Ly'sol > Good thing is with my rank comes the entitlement of having a housing allowance so i can live out on town
Ly'sol > bad news is
Yvonne Pyros > people shoot at you?
Atandros > the town is Baghdad?
Yvonne Pyros > no chocolate chip cookies in the whole country?
Ly'sol > No Atandros im in Hawaii remember!
Bellicose > isent baghdad the capital of hawaii ?
Steph Wing > Playing EVE one-handed is like driving a car with a woman's head in your lap
Steph Wing > Fun, but dangerous
Akatsiya > Sudden spike goon hit squad?
Akatsiya > hehehe
CoReSol > I TOLD YOU
CoReSol > GOONS DO NOT APPROVE OF MY TROLLING
Haruko Takeda > o.o
CoReSol > Suddenly goon vacation cyno wat?!
Haruko Takeda > whats going on?
CoReSol > Drunk trolling the piss outta goons
Haruko Takeda > thats always counter productive....
CoReSol > Undock 150k ehp proteus
CoReSol > Let them shoot for 3 minutes
CoReSol > Dock
CoReSol > ????
CoReSol > Profit.
Haruko Takeda > its like two retards with sticks and wheelchairs beating the shit outta each other
CoReSol > Except one retard with a stick and wheelchair has 5k others behind him.
Akatsiya > goons love us
Haruko Takeda > LOLOL
Haruko Takeda > thats the best mental image ever
CoReSol > BAHAHA
CoReSol > omfg didnt think about it til you said it
Haruko Takeda > 5000 drooling fucktards tryin to pick on smaller fucktards in wheelchairs, short buses, and a fleet of kindergardeners
< wladek> that penisula looks like a sleeping rhino
< wladek> and i think i totally butchered the spelling of penisula
< scott> you just took penis and added ula to it
Zuju: Apparently there was a major incident on the Sydney metro line today. The conductor apparently had a bad day and had been hitting the drink. At the end of the line he opened the doors on both sides of the train and went out the wrong set and fell on the tracks. He landed across the third rail, but was a poor conductor and survived.
tradik: that is a terrible pun.
tradik: just... terrible
kinkouin168:: you could say he was derailed and quite shocked, tradik
tradik: i hope you're happy, kesper
tradik: i hope you're happy -.-
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