Olixia Castitatis > Quoth spam mail: "Are you ashamed to visit the swimming pool because of your small Penis?"
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.
Madmartigan5 > this is killing me, I'm sitting here where the autopilot bookmark has sent me to intercept this convoy and there is nothing here but me. I'm not sure how long I have to wait but it just doesn't seem right. I'm not past the expiration date.
Manethrall > fly around a little lol
Madmartigan5 > k
Madmartigan5 > i'm orbiting the acceleration gate at 5000 M, there is nothing else around to fly to, so I don't want to get tooo far away.
Manethrall > doh, use the gate
Manethrall > fly around a little lol
Madmartigan5 > k
Madmartigan5 > i'm orbiting the acceleration gate at 5000 M, there is nothing else around to fly to, so I don't want to get tooo far away.
Manethrall > doh, use the gate
Par'Gellen > lol you can sell Tourists on the market!
Reachok > 'bout damn time
Par'Gellen > lol
Alarna > w00t! i'll have to round a few up in London
Par'Gellen > LOL
Reachok > 'bout damn time
Par'Gellen > lol
Alarna > w00t! i'll have to round a few up in London
Par'Gellen > LOL
Istian Goss > tell you what Keri why don't you just buy christmas presents for us all :)
Azia Burgi > lol
Keri Brooks > Istian you male or female? :)
Istian Goss > male
Azia Burgi > i'll be cheap and just ask for a GTC or a CNR
Keri Brooks > then no present for you!
Azia Burgi > rofl
Istian Goss > ok female then :)
Azia Burgi > lmao
Keri Brooks > K.. i'll buy you a russian groom
Azia Burgi > lol
Keri Brooks > Istian you male or female? :)
Istian Goss > male
Azia Burgi > i'll be cheap and just ask for a GTC or a CNR
Keri Brooks > then no present for you!
Azia Burgi > rofl
Istian Goss > ok female then :)
Azia Burgi > lmao
Keri Brooks > K.. i'll buy you a russian groom
<PrismX>wow... i love you guys
<Virtuozzo>0.o
<PrismX>sorry that was horrendously out of character
<PrismX>go fuck yourself!
<Virtuozzo>0.o
<PrismX>sorry that was horrendously out of character
<PrismX>go fuck yourself!
DJ Daggaroth > caldari rookie ship
Intergalatic lobster > nice
DJ Daggaroth > its a piece of garbage that is only considered a starship because cyberjesus wanted a laugh and took a can opener and put a warp drive on it
Intergalatic lobster > nice
DJ Daggaroth > its a piece of garbage that is only considered a starship because cyberjesus wanted a laugh and took a can opener and put a warp drive on it
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Hear that, Mister Gistati? That is the sound of inevitability.
Minarqh > Don't play with the food.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Somewhere right now, there's an Arch Angel captain who survived his last ejection, phoning his agent about his memoir, "Sixteen Seconds to Live"
Minarqh > Don't play with the food.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Somewhere right now, there's an Arch Angel captain who survived his last ejection, phoning his agent about his memoir, "Sixteen Seconds to Live"
Iceburn1 > MUTANY!!
Feyde Harkonen > you know what cracks me up about that, Ice? Our ALLIANCE is named 'M.U.T.I.N.Y.' and yet, you still managed to spell it wrong...
Feyde Harkonen > you know what cracks me up about that, Ice? Our ALLIANCE is named 'M.U.T.I.N.Y.' and yet, you still managed to spell it wrong...
Dr Moogle > maps are for the weak
Renosance > thinking is for the weak...
Dr Moogle > real men dont look at the map, they explore until they find what they want
Wolfgang Yip > which is why when man found america they thought it was india
Wolfgang Yip > use the bloody map, lol
Renosance > thinking is for the weak...
Dr Moogle > real men dont look at the map, they explore until they find what they want
Wolfgang Yip > which is why when man found america they thought it was india
Wolfgang Yip > use the bloody map, lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > youre a few drones short of a full bay