Arnaldur Svartnaggur > man the rolling stones are awesome
SN3263827 > shit for gathering moss though
SN3263827 > shit for gathering moss though
Aeon Tom > why don't you have any drones?
Patrick AeonIlluminate > well simply because i often get disconnected and loose them in space
Patrick AeonIlluminate > as you just left your drones
Aeon Tom > fuck it not again
Patrick AeonIlluminate > well simply because i often get disconnected and loose them in space
Patrick AeonIlluminate > as you just left your drones
Aeon Tom > fuck it not again
Tristan Gallagher > They don't KNOW we're hostile!
* morrow has joined ****
<morrow> well that was fun
<morrow> the power to my house has sploded
<morrow> power company have rigged up a generator
<morrow> told me 'it doesn't have much power so only use essentials, don't use yoru washer, kettel etc
<morrow> so i turned off everything in the house i could find
<morrow> and powered up my PC
<morrow> well that was fun
<morrow> the power to my house has sploded
<morrow> power company have rigged up a generator
<morrow> told me 'it doesn't have much power so only use essentials, don't use yoru washer, kettel etc
<morrow> so i turned off everything in the house i could find
<morrow> and powered up my PC
WaliWorld > good luck kantress, hope your head soes not esplode
Kantress > Which head?
Theo Samaritan > the one your brain is in
Theo Samaritan > so careful, you may not walk
Rayne Marvani > That reminds me of this Robin Williams quote, theo....
Rayne Marvani > It goes something like "God gave man both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time"
Theo Samaritan > ah yes i know that quote well
Theo Samaritan > the better one is what my great grandad said
Theo Samaritan > "If you have a son, you only have one prick to worry about. If you have a daughter, you have every bugger elses."
Kantress > Which head?
Theo Samaritan > the one your brain is in
Theo Samaritan > so careful, you may not walk
Rayne Marvani > That reminds me of this Robin Williams quote, theo....
Rayne Marvani > It goes something like "God gave man both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time"
Theo Samaritan > ah yes i know that quote well
Theo Samaritan > the better one is what my great grandad said
Theo Samaritan > "If you have a son, you only have one prick to worry about. If you have a daughter, you have every bugger elses."
DarkPhate Endovari > lol
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Omega Guardian > the in-game notepad makes Windows really ancient notepad look good in comparison
ArtfulArt > I'd like a mini in game excel too
AeolusWind > I'd like an in game smoothie machine
AeolusWind > sadly the Devs disagree with my ideas
Roen Dunaer > lmao
Aeyar > hmm
AeolusWind > the thought of a Quafe smoothie isn't appetising to them
TranceSutt > How about a little exotic dancer who dances in the corner of your screen? Or Militant torpedo Tubes?
AeolusWind > I wanted an exotic dancer like the paper clip in MSWord
TranceSutt > Heheh.... exactly, that'd be great!
Aeyar > lol
AeolusWind > "it appears you're trying to ransom somoene, would you like help composing your ransom letter? Big boy."
ArtfulArt > I'd like a mini in game excel too
AeolusWind > I'd like an in game smoothie machine
AeolusWind > sadly the Devs disagree with my ideas
Roen Dunaer > lmao
Aeyar > hmm
AeolusWind > the thought of a Quafe smoothie isn't appetising to them
TranceSutt > How about a little exotic dancer who dances in the corner of your screen? Or Militant torpedo Tubes?
AeolusWind > I wanted an exotic dancer like the paper clip in MSWord
TranceSutt > Heheh.... exactly, that'd be great!
Aeyar > lol
AeolusWind > "it appears you're trying to ransom somoene, would you like help composing your ransom letter? Big boy."
Doomba Minge > Myndpyre Ryche
Myndpyre Ryche > yes?
Doomba Minge > what you doing in ASCN space?
Myndpyre Ryche > killing ASCN
Myndpyre Ryche > what are you doing here?
Myndpyre Ryche > yes?
Doomba Minge > what you doing in ASCN space?
Myndpyre Ryche > killing ASCN
Myndpyre Ryche > what are you doing here?
Feurian Krit > rarrr!
Decks > got it from a slaughter
Decks > lol RAWR!
Feurian Krit > what did you get?
Feurian Krit > a penis pump?
Decks > LOL
Feurian Krit > slammy told me you needed it, honest
Decks > omg!
Feurian Krit > rofl
Feurian Krit > whats everyone up to
Decks > killing cruisers
ccslammy > His wife tells it all when shes drunk
Feurian Krit > lmfao
Decks > ROFL!
ccslammy > :)
Feurian Krit > that's getting quoted
Decks > oh no, lol
Decks > got it from a slaughter
Decks > lol RAWR!
Feurian Krit > what did you get?
Feurian Krit > a penis pump?
Decks > LOL
Feurian Krit > slammy told me you needed it, honest
Decks > omg!
Feurian Krit > rofl
Feurian Krit > whats everyone up to
Decks > killing cruisers
ccslammy > His wife tells it all when shes drunk
Feurian Krit > lmfao
Decks > ROFL!
ccslammy > :)
Feurian Krit > that's getting quoted
Decks > oh no, lol
Writzy XSWG > well gotta go mine ice
Azia Burgi > GAH!
Azia Burgi > t3h ebil!
Azia Burgi > ice mining is work of the devil!
Writzy XSWG > naw only looks like it
Azia Burgi > in that case its the work of MICROSOFT!!!!!!
Azia Burgi > GAH!
Azia Burgi > t3h ebil!
Azia Burgi > ice mining is work of the devil!
Writzy XSWG > naw only looks like it
Azia Burgi > in that case its the work of MICROSOFT!!!!!!