Fh'ear > Classic retard moment incomming.
Fh'ear > I got podded last night, ended up in Niyabainen... so I logged in just now, to pod down to low sec... I dock out, and start self destruct... after about a minute... I think, oh shit, clone! scramble for the button stop the self destruct
Fh'ear > from resetting me to 900k, and dock in, so I upgrade clone and think, right there we go, dock out again, and start the 2mins... chatting in corp, 2 mins passes.... *Your capsule self destructs*
Pegasus TG > hmm, n00b
incorr > did you make it?
Fh'ear > So I think, excellent, I'm down in.... I check station.... Niyabainen... I just podded myself to the same station.
Emperor paulpentine > you forgot to move your clone?
Pegasus TG > lol
Jay Marshall > nub nub!
Fh'ear > o/
Tobin Shalim > haha
incorr > ha
Fh'ear > I'm fucking pro.
Fh'ear > I got podded last night, ended up in Niyabainen... so I logged in just now, to pod down to low sec... I dock out, and start self destruct... after about a minute... I think, oh shit, clone! scramble for the button stop the self destruct
Fh'ear > from resetting me to 900k, and dock in, so I upgrade clone and think, right there we go, dock out again, and start the 2mins... chatting in corp, 2 mins passes.... *Your capsule self destructs*
Pegasus TG > hmm, n00b
incorr > did you make it?
Fh'ear > So I think, excellent, I'm down in.... I check station.... Niyabainen... I just podded myself to the same station.
Emperor paulpentine > you forgot to move your clone?
Pegasus TG > lol
Jay Marshall > nub nub!
Fh'ear > o/
Tobin Shalim > haha
incorr > ha
Fh'ear > I'm fucking pro.
Zomiaen > hermanns going soft on us
Tobias Sjodin > When did he get hard?
Lazarus 745 > last night
Lazarus 745 > looking at my butt
Tobias Sjodin > When did he get hard?
Lazarus 745 > last night
Lazarus 745 > looking at my butt
Koga Bisaya > missiles are just not hetero
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
dibblebill > I stil say the best thing that could happen to the women of EVE is Seri and KOro hooking up and never bothering anyone else again
maxamike > anyone selling a raven BPC?
Arciadian > I am out atm
Arciadian > Sorry
Paisley Snatch > try n00n
Gamer4liff > sounds like a loon
Paisley Snatch > oh looks like she's out
Gamer4liff > what a lampoon
Aquillar > time to go kill a racoon
Paisley Snatch > i'd hate to get stuck in a monsoon
Gamer4liff > I wonder if she is a goon
Aquillar > better carry a harpoon
Gamer4liff > minmatar ships are propelled by baloons
Aquillar > Caldari like Gamer4liff are really baboons
Gamer4liff > If I was in starcraft i'd be a dragoon
Captain Chip > goodnight alliance
Gamer4liff > that doesn't rhyme!
maxamike > youll run out of words soon
Gamer4liff > oh come on, not even by noon
Aquillar > I'm fresh out of ideas for this toon
Gamer4liff > oh come out of your silly cacoon
Cybaric > Why dont you all just look at the moon
Cybaric > Then you would all happen to swoon.
Gamer4liff > you're maeking me feel like a blooming buffoon
Gamer4liff > oui, you could do this till high noon?!
Gamer4liff is trying to be harbinger tycoon
Aquillar > I WAS GOING TO USE THAT ONE
Cybaric > You all ready used noon you loon
Aquillar > YOU SPOON
Cybaric > Do we get slant rhymes like Plume?
Parthan NaPhan > there is no spoon and that's not a moon
Gamer4liff > no this was "high noon", you silly sand dune
Aquillar > screw you guys, I'm going to the saloon
Parthan NaPhan > they won't allow your in dragonn
Gamer4liff lets loose a medorological ballon
Gamer4liff > baloon*
Parthan NaPhan > dragoon*
Gamer4liff > anybody know a good greasy spoon?
[05:15:05] Gamer4liff > have you guys seen that movie platoon?
Parthan NaPhan > go drown in the lagoon
Gamer4liff > I wish I could play the bassoon
Aquillar > you guys spell liek you're in cacoons
Cybaric > We seem to be repeating words instead of using a bassoon. (damn)
Gamer4liff > I wish I could play a half-decent tune!
Gamer4liff > to that type of music, I am sadly immune
Aquillar > I hope this will be over soon
Gamer4liff > ffft, where would you rather be, cancun?
Cybaric > It will if we are hit with a Typhoon
Asbury > bunch of loons
Gamer4liff > That would be most inoppertune
Cybaric > I still like the slant rhymes like perfume.
Aquillar > if this keeps up I'm going to swoon
Cybaric > Or groom
Gamer4liff > I could keep it up, all afternoon
Gamer4liff > I'm on a very boring commune
Aquillar > it is much past noon
Gamer4liff > and none of us are getting any poon
Gamer4liff > (most of you are probably prunes)
Aquillar > not when we're on eve well into the afternoon!
Cybaric > gtg nn. Eveyone of youn. 8-)
Gamer4liff > too soon?
Gamer4liff > oui, what a maroon
Aquillar > ah, finally, finished is my macaroon
Gamer4liff > I wonder if I will have a T2 bpo by june
Aquillar > like a t2 pontoon?
Gamer4liff > aye, so long as it not be strewn
Gamer4liff > I must be going now but please don't impune =P
Aquillar > have you heard about that crappy new thing microsoft calls the zune?
Gamer4liff > lol, sorry I don't read that picayune
Aquillar > k, toodloo-n!
Gamer4liff > I will be back by the full phase of the moon'
[05:25:01] Aquillar > wow I'm glad thats finally over with
Arciadian > I am out atm
Arciadian > Sorry
Paisley Snatch > try n00n
Gamer4liff > sounds like a loon
Paisley Snatch > oh looks like she's out
Gamer4liff > what a lampoon
Aquillar > time to go kill a racoon
Paisley Snatch > i'd hate to get stuck in a monsoon
Gamer4liff > I wonder if she is a goon
Aquillar > better carry a harpoon
Gamer4liff > minmatar ships are propelled by baloons
Aquillar > Caldari like Gamer4liff are really baboons
Gamer4liff > If I was in starcraft i'd be a dragoon
Captain Chip > goodnight alliance
Gamer4liff > that doesn't rhyme!
maxamike > youll run out of words soon
Gamer4liff > oh come on, not even by noon
Aquillar > I'm fresh out of ideas for this toon
Gamer4liff > oh come out of your silly cacoon
Cybaric > Why dont you all just look at the moon
Cybaric > Then you would all happen to swoon.
Gamer4liff > you're maeking me feel like a blooming buffoon
Gamer4liff > oui, you could do this till high noon?!
Gamer4liff is trying to be harbinger tycoon
Aquillar > I WAS GOING TO USE THAT ONE
Cybaric > You all ready used noon you loon
Aquillar > YOU SPOON
Cybaric > Do we get slant rhymes like Plume?
Parthan NaPhan > there is no spoon and that's not a moon
Gamer4liff > no this was "high noon", you silly sand dune
Aquillar > screw you guys, I'm going to the saloon
Parthan NaPhan > they won't allow your in dragonn
Gamer4liff lets loose a medorological ballon
Gamer4liff > baloon*
Parthan NaPhan > dragoon*
Gamer4liff > anybody know a good greasy spoon?
[05:15:05] Gamer4liff > have you guys seen that movie platoon?
Parthan NaPhan > go drown in the lagoon
Gamer4liff > I wish I could play the bassoon
Aquillar > you guys spell liek you're in cacoons
Cybaric > We seem to be repeating words instead of using a bassoon. (damn)
Gamer4liff > I wish I could play a half-decent tune!
Gamer4liff > to that type of music, I am sadly immune
Aquillar > I hope this will be over soon
Gamer4liff > ffft, where would you rather be, cancun?
Cybaric > It will if we are hit with a Typhoon
Asbury > bunch of loons
Gamer4liff > That would be most inoppertune
Cybaric > I still like the slant rhymes like perfume.
Aquillar > if this keeps up I'm going to swoon
Cybaric > Or groom
Gamer4liff > I could keep it up, all afternoon
Gamer4liff > I'm on a very boring commune
Aquillar > it is much past noon
Gamer4liff > and none of us are getting any poon
Gamer4liff > (most of you are probably prunes)
Aquillar > not when we're on eve well into the afternoon!
Cybaric > gtg nn. Eveyone of youn. 8-)
Gamer4liff > too soon?
Gamer4liff > oui, what a maroon
Aquillar > ah, finally, finished is my macaroon
Gamer4liff > I wonder if I will have a T2 bpo by june
Aquillar > like a t2 pontoon?
Gamer4liff > aye, so long as it not be strewn
Gamer4liff > I must be going now but please don't impune =P
Aquillar > have you heard about that crappy new thing microsoft calls the zune?
Gamer4liff > lol, sorry I don't read that picayune
Aquillar > k, toodloo-n!
Gamer4liff > I will be back by the full phase of the moon'
[05:25:01] Aquillar > wow I'm glad thats finally over with
Der Prophet > Language is the only thing that seperates us from apes...that and less hair. So please don't fuck it up for the rest of us.
Eojek > Ya know, one of the reasons I left Stain. Awhile back one of their members was having a friend haul a Control Tower into Stain terratory, under his own guard.
Eojek > As they gatecamp and blockade their teratories, 3 trigger happy morons, after repeated warnings, destoryied the hauler. And then after they were warned off, some others came along and mashed it's replacement hauler, as well as the tower while it was st...
Eojek > still in it's can.
Eojek > After the 2 morons were let off, in favor of not starting any inter-stain warfare or other nastyness, I decided to leave.
Eojek > 5 months ago. I was going to go back, but far too many people have left Stain for me to want to go back.
Eojek > whoops, wrong channel.
Eojek > As they gatecamp and blockade their teratories, 3 trigger happy morons, after repeated warnings, destoryied the hauler. And then after they were warned off, some others came along and mashed it's replacement hauler, as well as the tower while it was st...
Eojek > still in it's can.
Eojek > After the 2 morons were let off, in favor of not starting any inter-stain warfare or other nastyness, I decided to leave.
Eojek > 5 months ago. I was going to go back, but far too many people have left Stain for me to want to go back.
Eojek > whoops, wrong channel.
wallace2004 > ffs my son just hit my keyboard and put me in siege
Skuishe Renn > Can someone tell me how to cancel a self destruct in the next 10 seconds please?
Chiaco Bloodtear: k, napping for 3hrs
Chiaco Bloodtear: I'll return as a zombie shortly
Chiaco Bloodtear: I'll return as a zombie shortly