Sir Hades > in a completely unrelated note, I fucking love Mongolian throat singing
Tyree Jinx > what are rigging skill books under??
Feeesh > Mechanic
Tyree Jinx > thanks
Feeesh > Np, the bill's in the mail :3
Swamp Ziro > and due to mail bug, you'll have to keep paying it every day
Swamp Ziro > till you're broke
Feeesh > Mechanic
Tyree Jinx > thanks
Feeesh > Np, the bill's in the mail :3
Swamp Ziro > and due to mail bug, you'll have to keep paying it every day
Swamp Ziro > till you're broke
Aranis Warhurst > me and heiar ... were meant for each other :D
Heiar Helmet > NEIN
Aranis Warhurst > DA
Malicious Manifesto > i now promounce u man and manwife
Heiar Helmet > -_-
Heiar Helmet > fuck you
Heiar Helmet > I'm a ships capitan too
Aranis Warhurst > lmao
Heiar Helmet > I anull the marriage
Heiar Helmet > NEIN
Aranis Warhurst > DA
Malicious Manifesto > i now promounce u man and manwife
Heiar Helmet > -_-
Heiar Helmet > fuck you
Heiar Helmet > I'm a ships capitan too
Aranis Warhurst > lmao
Heiar Helmet > I anull the marriage
Rhooka > ɓuɪʎɐs əɹəʍ ʎəɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍəuʞ ɪ ɥsɪʍ ɪ uɪɐɓɐ ɥsɪuɐds ɓuɪʞɐəds əɹɐ ƿɐəɥ ʎɯ uɪ səɔɪoʌ əɥʇ
<Maarud> yeah, I can't spell, leave me along =/
Druk Dorje > Incarna: Eve becomes "Dress Ken and Barbie up for Space!"
Myael > question i have is when can i rip their heads off
Myael > question i have is when can i rip their heads off
Kringlebageren > Any of you who knows what the Price/output is for Platinum insurance for a Armageddon?
Dreadchain > I typed Armageddon Insurance in google.....Lulz were had
Dreadchain > I typed Armageddon Insurance in google.....Lulz were had
Fast Eddie > Hmm..... I wonder how many Flying Monkeys actually constitutes a whole Legion, I mean, I wouldn't what to go "Behold my Flying Monkey Legion!" Only to be told it's just a Brigade...
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
Gorion Wassenar > my car died today
Cloora > whats wrong with the car?
Gorion Wassenar > the soliniod is kaput
Cloora > Maybe I can fix it over the internets
Cloora > oh you already know whats wrong
Cloora > nvm
Cloora > Well I'm a Mechanic for a living so if you have any questions ask me
Talaris EveningStar > I have a problem with my car. I can't get it to go.
Cloora > loose nut behind the wheel
Talaris EveningStar > Seriously. I can't turn the key or anything.
Cloora > you cant turn the key in the ignition? Or you turn it and nothing happenes?
Talaris EveningStar > Wait.. You need a key?
Talaris EveningStar > I meant the screwdriver won't make the keyhole turn
Cloora shakes her head
Talaris EveningStar > And the cops, keep arresting me.
Talaris EveningStar > It's frustrating
SpartanAnton > i bet
Talaris EveningStar > They keep saying "Just because they parked in your stall doesn't meant the car is yours."
Talaris EveningStar > But I refuse to believe their lies.
Cloora > whats wrong with the car?
Gorion Wassenar > the soliniod is kaput
Cloora > Maybe I can fix it over the internets
Cloora > oh you already know whats wrong
Cloora > nvm
Cloora > Well I'm a Mechanic for a living so if you have any questions ask me
Talaris EveningStar > I have a problem with my car. I can't get it to go.
Cloora > loose nut behind the wheel
Talaris EveningStar > Seriously. I can't turn the key or anything.
Cloora > you cant turn the key in the ignition? Or you turn it and nothing happenes?
Talaris EveningStar > Wait.. You need a key?
Talaris EveningStar > I meant the screwdriver won't make the keyhole turn
Cloora shakes her head
Talaris EveningStar > And the cops, keep arresting me.
Talaris EveningStar > It's frustrating
SpartanAnton > i bet
Talaris EveningStar > They keep saying "Just because they parked in your stall doesn't meant the car is yours."
Talaris EveningStar > But I refuse to believe their lies.
NGTM1R > 60mil worth of dead belt rats since I logged in.
NGTM1R > I've probably killed more than a million poor electronic peons who made the mistake of signing on as a deck hand on a Serpentis battleship.
NGTM1R > /emote should probably care or something.
NGTM1R > I've probably killed more than a million poor electronic peons who made the mistake of signing on as a deck hand on a Serpentis battleship.
NGTM1R > /emote should probably care or something.