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Laycosya > damn jus found a scorpion in my apartment
Touron > cool can u fly it :)
Malfunctionv2 > battleship?
SeverusSnape > can you fly it?
Malfunctionv2 > :p
Laycosya > no its dead now
Malfunctionv2 > :(
Yanaoo > I wrote an essay on the third grade, about a preselected subject that was "my day in prehistory" or some such
Yanaoo > in finnish of course
Yanaoo > In finnish, the word "näin" means "I saw"
Yanaoo > where as "nain" means "I fucked" or "I married"
Yanaoo > So I wrote "näin puskan takana dinosauruksia" which means "I saw dinosaurs behind the bush"
Yanaoo > and forgot the dots on the "ä"
cr8rmakr > HAHAHAHA
Yanaoo > my teacher used that as an example of how important it is to remember those little dots for years to come
Ashigari > :D
Minver Trader > LOL
Yanaoo > Taught me something though. The little dots ARE important
Yanaoo > :D
cr8rmakr > outsourcing to India taught me the same thing
cr8rmakr > oh wait... did I say that out loud?
Eonazz > anyone need a +4 charisma imp?
David Detritus > me, how much?
Eonazz > 1 hug
David Detritus > *hugs*
David Detritus > </homoeroticism>
Eonazz > /emote slips tongue
David Detritus > I stand corrected...
Lieutenant Obvious > Hey look, I just got an initial response to my petition for the pos in I1y- that was shooting blues.
Lieutenant Obvious > I gave them feedback!
Lieutenant Obvious > [09:44:41] Lieutenant Obvious > Took longer to receive a response to my initial petition than it did to take sovereignty of the system, effectively drive FIX out of Querious and end up basically killing 90% of the enemy alliance. That's crap, however you spin it.
Xieter Illandros > lol
Centauris > very terue tbh
Lieutenant Obvious > I rated their help on that petition a zero, obviously.
Master Akira > some client was asking me the other day "are you ok if I send you this excel chart?" and I was like "dude, I PLAY EVE!!!"
<Igor Vertus> haha, that was kinda phat, didn't know why that first ship didn't jump
<Talland> i think we just unloaded so much happiness on him so fast he was kinddda paralysed
<Igor Vertus> hahah :DDDD
<Avant Royce> lol
<Pixje> lol
<Avant Royce> bio-ed
Le Sabre > I drempt I was in a pod and was in control of a Drake but during a mission I farted in the pod and couldnt get away from it I remember screaming 'I cant tank this' then I woke up
Lapkawitz > and you can tell she's really japanese becase her genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around them
sabastyian > im the best lazor rifter pilot here
BlazingBunny > thats a double negitive
Kritas: I want a cruiser with a crew of swedish nurses.
Kritas: I'm going to whine on the dev's forums till i get one.
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