Arasul > brb
Arasul > back
Ariartus > welcome back
Arasul > that was perhaps too shor a time too justify a brb sorry
Migrond Aramath > yes damn you!
Arasul > i left my typing skills in the fridge aswell
Migrond Aramath > how dare you mistype
Arasul > im living on the edge
Ariartus > fine go away forlonger
Arasul > never!
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is an outrage
Arasul > im going to the union
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I* am in shock
Ariartus > someone actually has channel rights
Arasul > nevermind channel rights ari
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > what about our human rights
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > lol
Ariartus > I think he drunk all the quafe
Arasul > lol :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I can't help it its amusing
Krole > am i allowed to giggle at the rules?
Krole > or perhaps chuckle?
Arasul > i am very entertained by this mig see this is why we need you back
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > well then I guess its official I am a rule breaker
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rules" by Migrond Aramath
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is tyrany!
Krole > /emote snuggles the rules with his moustache.
Ariartus > omg Aras ifyou had been afk for 4 mins non of this would have happened
Mars Orestes > o/
Arasul > that trip to the fridge was the match that has started the fires of revolution tho ari.. or something.
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > omg he is turning the people against me!
R'ianna > haha
Ariartus > LOL
Migrond Aramath > this is very easy, is this how tyrants live?
Arasul > er yes i believe so
Ariartus > aparently
R'ianna > except they also kill anyone who disagrees :P
Arasul > SHHHHHH
R'ianna > which can be arranged -.-
R'ianna > (see how Im setting myself up as a tyrants henchman - they get sweet deals)
G3ntle > o/
R'ianna > o/
Migrond Aramath > o
Arasul > o/ gentle
Ariartus > o
G3ntle > what transpires this evenin?
Ariartus > migrond is taking over the channel
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault.-No asking questions"
Arasul > back
Ariartus > welcome back
Arasul > that was perhaps too shor a time too justify a brb sorry
Migrond Aramath > yes damn you!
Arasul > i left my typing skills in the fridge aswell
Migrond Aramath > how dare you mistype
Arasul > im living on the edge
Ariartus > fine go away forlonger
Arasul > never!
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is an outrage
Arasul > im going to the union
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I* am in shock
Ariartus > someone actually has channel rights
Arasul > nevermind channel rights ari
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > what about our human rights
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > lol
Ariartus > I think he drunk all the quafe
Arasul > lol :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I can't help it its amusing
Krole > am i allowed to giggle at the rules?
Krole > or perhaps chuckle?
Arasul > i am very entertained by this mig see this is why we need you back
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > well then I guess its official I am a rule breaker
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rules" by Migrond Aramath
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is tyrany!
Krole > /emote snuggles the rules with his moustache.
Ariartus > omg Aras ifyou had been afk for 4 mins non of this would have happened
Mars Orestes > o/
Arasul > that trip to the fridge was the match that has started the fires of revolution tho ari.. or something.
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > omg he is turning the people against me!
R'ianna > haha
Ariartus > LOL
Migrond Aramath > this is very easy, is this how tyrants live?
Arasul > er yes i believe so
Ariartus > aparently
R'ianna > except they also kill anyone who disagrees :P
Arasul > SHHHHHH
R'ianna > which can be arranged -.-
R'ianna > (see how Im setting myself up as a tyrants henchman - they get sweet deals)
G3ntle > o/
R'ianna > o/
Migrond Aramath > o
Arasul > o/ gentle
Ariartus > o
G3ntle > what transpires this evenin?
Ariartus > migrond is taking over the channel
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault.-No asking questions"
CrayC > Anyone got a mega and docked?
LuCiD > yeah, what up
CrayC > Okay. Move your cam so you look directly down on the ship. Rotate it so the legs are pointing at the bottom of the screen. Zoom in as much as possible. Remove all turrets.
LuCiD > Done
CrayC > Now fit exactly 4 large turrets and tell me what you see :-D
LuCiD > ....
LuCiD > Dude, that is sick! GO AWAY!!!
LuCiD > You really live up to your name on this one, you gotta be crazy to notice something like that :-s
CrayC > Yup, that's me, I see small penises :-D
LuCiD > yeah, what up
CrayC > Okay. Move your cam so you look directly down on the ship. Rotate it so the legs are pointing at the bottom of the screen. Zoom in as much as possible. Remove all turrets.
LuCiD > Done
CrayC > Now fit exactly 4 large turrets and tell me what you see :-D
LuCiD > ....
LuCiD > Dude, that is sick! GO AWAY!!!
LuCiD > You really live up to your name on this one, you gotta be crazy to notice something like that :-s
CrayC > Yup, that's me, I see small penises :-D
shushyaz > wife got pissed. and went running crying..
shushyaz > something about attention or something, i dont know i wasnt paying attention.
shushyaz > something about attention or something, i dont know i wasnt paying attention.
Needsleep000 > hows it going
haldail > living the dream
Needsleep000 > lol nice
Needsleep000 > im jealous
Needsleep000 > wait which dream
Needsleep000 > is it the one where your falling
Needsleep000 > casue if so i am not longer jealous
haldail > living the dream
Needsleep000 > lol nice
Needsleep000 > im jealous
Needsleep000 > wait which dream
Needsleep000 > is it the one where your falling
Needsleep000 > casue if so i am not longer jealous
Koga Bisaya > missiles are just not hetero
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
* Celt makes sweet love to a sock
<OmberZombie> errr, why?
* KnightDelta feels sorry for the sock.
* r0ss feels the sock.
<r0ss> wtf
<OmberZombie> errr, why?
* KnightDelta feels sorry for the sock.
* r0ss feels the sock.
<r0ss> wtf
Bric Angellus > well
Bric Angellus > not tonight but this week hopefully
Leshrac Shepherd > is bric aneu's niece or just him crossdressed?
Aneu Angellus > Me cross-dressed
Aneu Angellus > Panties are so nice
Aneu Angellus > The feel of silk on my bare bottom
Aneu Angellus > Mmmm mmmm mmmmmmmmmmm
Bric Angellus > not tonight but this week hopefully
Leshrac Shepherd > is bric aneu's niece or just him crossdressed?
Aneu Angellus > Me cross-dressed
Aneu Angellus > Panties are so nice
Aneu Angellus > The feel of silk on my bare bottom
Aneu Angellus > Mmmm mmmm mmmmmmmmmmm
Trial Accountant > roofie victims give terrible head.
Gehmis > man.. generally when i plan an escape it doesnt involve a mothership
Dr Kang > yeeesh the Clusterfuck saving the NC is like going to see that old cranky in the nursing home. You force yourself to go because he has no family and is alone, but when you get there he abuses you for being useless while he shits himself