<Coranor> irc does'nt seem to like me the last few days
<underpants> lol
<underpants> who does? :P
<Coranor> well your ma seems pretty fond of me
<underpants> lol
<underpants> who does? :P
<Coranor> well your ma seems pretty fond of me
Seborian > that protien pwder has a side effect....let's just say I have found a new use for the cork....
CYBERgNOME > lol
Roxx Wahala > lol
CYBERgNOME > lol
Roxx Wahala > lol
Endis > SurionPT in bwf
Endis > in a badger outside the bwf station
Jago Kain > badger!!! badger!!!!........
Jago Kain > we don' need no steenkin' badger
Endis > someone kill him
Endis > in a badger outside the bwf station
Jago Kain > badger!!! badger!!!!........
Jago Kain > we don' need no steenkin' badger
Endis > someone kill him
<LuigiThirty> Digi is a dev?
<DigitalCommunist> If I was a dev, EVE wouldn't be unbalanced ¬_¬
<LuigiThirty> except toward you, yes
<ArachV0id> if digi was a dev kieron wouldn't hate me
<ArachV0id> and i'd be a dev too
<ArachV0id> ¬_¬
<DigitalCommunist> if kieron didn't hate arach, he wouldn't hate me, and we'd both be devs !
<DigitalCommunist> I blame kieron tbh !
<The_Shadow> lol
<NTRabbit> we all do digi
<DigitalCommunist> If I was a dev, EVE wouldn't be unbalanced ¬_¬
<LuigiThirty> except toward you, yes
<ArachV0id> if digi was a dev kieron wouldn't hate me
<ArachV0id> and i'd be a dev too
<ArachV0id> ¬_¬
<DigitalCommunist> if kieron didn't hate arach, he wouldn't hate me, and we'd both be devs !
<DigitalCommunist> I blame kieron tbh !
<The_Shadow> lol
<NTRabbit> we all do digi
<WolfgangH> Womens shops are always fun except when the gf tries to embaress you going "omg youd look good in that elephant thong"
Iamg > they moved the auner gate 25km more from auner base
Iamg > nope duh. I got warp to 60km default lol
Iamg > nope duh. I got warp to 60km default lol
Barren Wuffet > Maybe one of these days I'll see if I can get my main down here and join one of your gangs if that's ok with you.
SokoleOko > we have no blues
Barren Wuffet > I'm a happy person too, can deal with that.
Barren Wuffet > Although technically you wouldn't have to blue me. Just not shoot me during the duration of the gang. I have no use for blue status anywhere else then my own alliance. I hate it when I'm in an alliance that blues all the neigbours.
SokoleOko > what I'm trying to say
SokoleOko > it's either you're part of Ineluctable
SokoleOko > or you are target for Ineluctable
Barren Wuffet > I know, just trying to needlessly prolong the conversation for the sake of my own entertainment
SokoleOko > then let me congratulate on your obviour success
SokoleOko > we have no blues
Barren Wuffet > I'm a happy person too, can deal with that.
Barren Wuffet > Although technically you wouldn't have to blue me. Just not shoot me during the duration of the gang. I have no use for blue status anywhere else then my own alliance. I hate it when I'm in an alliance that blues all the neigbours.
SokoleOko > what I'm trying to say
SokoleOko > it's either you're part of Ineluctable
SokoleOko > or you are target for Ineluctable
Barren Wuffet > I know, just trying to needlessly prolong the conversation for the sake of my own entertainment
SokoleOko > then let me congratulate on your obviour success
Vestara Rhen > Now that's an odd scam.....
Vestara Rhen > Meth King > Help I am very constipated and haven't shit in days, I need enough isk to literally spew the shit forth from my ass.
Slarivet > If that was in local you should petition for profanity and get him muted. =P
Vestara Rhen > nahh, I'm a kind and wonderful perons
Vestara Rhen > person even
Alexander Ravin > nah you are a perons
Vestara Rhen > fear my perons poer?
Vestara Rhen > POWER
Vestara Rhen > goddamit
Alexander Ravin > perons arent very good at english
Vestara Rhen > Meth King > Help I am very constipated and haven't shit in days, I need enough isk to literally spew the shit forth from my ass.
Slarivet > If that was in local you should petition for profanity and get him muted. =P
Vestara Rhen > nahh, I'm a kind and wonderful perons
Vestara Rhen > person even
Alexander Ravin > nah you are a perons
Vestara Rhen > fear my perons poer?
Vestara Rhen > POWER
Vestara Rhen > goddamit
Alexander Ravin > perons arent very good at english
Tiberious Thessalonia > How is everyone else?
Valerie Valate > Out-standing!
Tiberious Thessalonia > You seem in a good mood today, Valerie.
Literia > I am weill thank you Tiberious
Valerie Valate > I am filled with the eternal JOY that comes from embracing God's love.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yes, but you are not usually so... energized about it.
Valerie Valate > unlike the wretched souls of sinners such as doll-minions of unbelievers, who are shunned. SHUN!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ah.
Valerie Valate > shun them! sssshhhhhhuuuuuunnnn
Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I make it a point to not truely shun anyone.
Valerie Valate > Incredible!
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods very, very slowly.
Valerie Valate > superb!
Valerie Valate > beware the dolls, they are the spreader of untruths.
Valerie Valate > but the Book of Redemption says All!
Tiberious Thessalonia > wait, who are these dolls again?
Valerie Valate > the Cat of Righteousness shall be placed amongst the Pigeons of Heresy
Graelyn > /emote sighs
Graelyn > The dolls again.
Valerie Valate > and they shall be scattered!
Valerie Valate > Many things will come to Pass!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Water shall run! Wind shall blow!
Tiberious Thessalonia > See? I could get into this.
Graelyn > Someone made a series of novelty plushie dolls a while back, based on my person.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ahhh, I see
Graelyn > They have somehow become a point of interest to Sani Sabik prophetical groups.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I've only ever heard Valerie mention them
Graelyn > To my utter bafflement.
Valerie Valate > the unbelievers have grown fat on the Bread of Lies, baked from the Flour of Heresy, milled by the Unholy Rumour Mill, from the grain of Truth.
Valerie Valate > but Man cannot live on bread alone
Valerie Valate > Cast out the Bread of Lies, it is fit only for the Pigeons of Heresy, which are destroyed by the Cat of Truth
Tiberious Thessalonia > Wait, is Truth a cat or a grain?
Ashar KorAzor > What.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Your theology is absolutely baffling to me, Valerie.
Valerie Valate > Truth comes in many forms, dear Tiberious
Tiberious Thessalonia > Abbess, how are you?
Ashar KorAzor > Confused.
Ashar KorAzor > You?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Much the same. *chuckles*
Tiberious Thessalonia > Its best to let it continue.
Valerie Valate > The Rumour Mill, is a contraption of the Deceiver!
Valerie Valate > Molok was the first! to take the grain of truth, and form it into the bread of lies. The Yeast of Lust.
Valerie Valate > do not trust the yeast of lust, for it is unrighteous
Graelyn > /emote falls down
Ashar KorAzor > /emote stares.
Literia > /emote blinks
Valerie Valate > A cake of blasphemy, it is a pretty thing, but results in fatness of the soul
Tiberious Thessalonia > I take it you haven't met Valerie, Abbess?
Ashar KorAzor > Darlin', you drunk?
Ashar KorAzor > Drunk on corn liquor maybe?
Ashar KorAzor > I've met her.
Ashar KorAzor > Last time I talked to her, she didn't have the alcoholism, though.
JiaLei Lian > Wouldn't an empty soul be a bad thing?
Valerie Valate > And when the Cake of Blasphemy is introduced to the Spork of Divine purpose, what then? The inner unrighteousness is revealed to all!
Graelyn > /emote is unable to stand
Valerie Valate > and it crumbles!
Graelyn > *Audio is unavilible*
Ashar KorAzor > Fucksake
Ashar KorAzor > The baking metaphors.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh god, God preserve me.
Ashar KorAzor > You'll do me an injury.
Valerie Valate > the Cake of Blasphemy crumbles because it is a terrible cake that only makes you fat and unhappy
Literia > But, I like cake
Ashar KorAzor > Are you busking? Is this Blooder stand-up?
Ashar KorAzor > Is there a hat I can toss some money into?
Valerie Valate > cast out the cake of blasphemy, and consume the cake of righteousness
Valerie Valate > that fills the soul with Divine Purpose!
Ashar KorAzor > The cake of righteousness she offers is false!
Ashar KorAzor > It is urinal cake.
Valerie Valate > Lies!
Ashar KorAzor > TRUTH.
Valerie Valate > Lies and slander by an agent of the Heretics!
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE THE HERETIC, HERETIC.
Valerie Valate > for I have seen the inflatable buildings of the Theology Council
Ashar KorAzor > I am both pure and true.
Ashar KorAzor > What?
Graelyn > /emote appears again, red-faced
Ashar KorAzor > Some old priest's blow-up doll isn't a building.
Valerie Valate > This penalty was incurred for destroying Amarr Empire's Blood Raider Chapel in G-TT5V
Valerie Valate > the Pin of Faith bursts the Balloon of Blasphemy
Ashar KorAzor > What was so special about that chapel? We've destroyed all kinds of damn chapels.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote sits back, looking quite amused.
Ashar KorAzor > Anyway, you can't bake.
Ashar KorAzor > I bet your cakes taste like drop.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I demand a bakeoff.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Whoever wins can save my soul.
Ashar KorAzor > I don't trust her and her blood-pudding.
Literia > Devil's food cake?
Nikita Alterana > /emote laughs
Nikita Alterana > So what sort of cake is my cake then? Angel food cake? that sounds vaguely holy.
Ashar KorAzor > Also you and I should talk teas later, when there's not people offering urinal cake.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods his head.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake, heretic.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake is a lie.
Valerie Valate > Blood sausage, do not make me laugh
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about this.
Valerie Valate > such lies are spread by the Theology council
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about your blood-sausage urinal cake.
Ashar KorAzor > Take your disturbing food-fetishes elsewhere.
Tiberious Thessalonia > You know, this discussion -had- been making me hungry, until now.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yuck.
Valerie Valate > Lies! to oppress and be generally not very nice in unspecified at the moment ways
Ashar KorAzor > And then, the temptation was ended.
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE not nice in SPECIFIED ways.
Valerie Valate > I am the model of divine purpose
Valerie Valate > Consider the mushroom.
Valerie Valate > grown in the Darkness, it is pretty nasty, and turns everything manky. Such is heresy.
Graelyn > You've been eating the wrong mushrooms.
Graelyn > Which might also explain other things, now that I think of it......
Valerie Valate > whereas the Flower of Righteousness grows in the Light of Faith and is pretty and smells good and is generally nice.
Valerie Valate > Through such metaphors, God reveals his plan to the True Believers.
Valerie Valate > Therefore, Tiberious, reject the sandwich of blasphemy, and consume the sandwich of righteousness.
Valerie Valate > Out-standing!
Tiberious Thessalonia > You seem in a good mood today, Valerie.
Literia > I am weill thank you Tiberious
Valerie Valate > I am filled with the eternal JOY that comes from embracing God's love.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yes, but you are not usually so... energized about it.
Valerie Valate > unlike the wretched souls of sinners such as doll-minions of unbelievers, who are shunned. SHUN!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ah.
Valerie Valate > shun them! sssshhhhhhuuuuuunnnn
Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I make it a point to not truely shun anyone.
Valerie Valate > Incredible!
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods very, very slowly.
Valerie Valate > superb!
Valerie Valate > beware the dolls, they are the spreader of untruths.
Valerie Valate > but the Book of Redemption says All!
Tiberious Thessalonia > wait, who are these dolls again?
Valerie Valate > the Cat of Righteousness shall be placed amongst the Pigeons of Heresy
Graelyn > /emote sighs
Graelyn > The dolls again.
Valerie Valate > and they shall be scattered!
Valerie Valate > Many things will come to Pass!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Water shall run! Wind shall blow!
Tiberious Thessalonia > See? I could get into this.
Graelyn > Someone made a series of novelty plushie dolls a while back, based on my person.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ahhh, I see
Graelyn > They have somehow become a point of interest to Sani Sabik prophetical groups.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I've only ever heard Valerie mention them
Graelyn > To my utter bafflement.
Valerie Valate > the unbelievers have grown fat on the Bread of Lies, baked from the Flour of Heresy, milled by the Unholy Rumour Mill, from the grain of Truth.
Valerie Valate > but Man cannot live on bread alone
Valerie Valate > Cast out the Bread of Lies, it is fit only for the Pigeons of Heresy, which are destroyed by the Cat of Truth
Tiberious Thessalonia > Wait, is Truth a cat or a grain?
Ashar KorAzor > What.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Your theology is absolutely baffling to me, Valerie.
Valerie Valate > Truth comes in many forms, dear Tiberious
Tiberious Thessalonia > Abbess, how are you?
Ashar KorAzor > Confused.
Ashar KorAzor > You?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Much the same. *chuckles*
Tiberious Thessalonia > Its best to let it continue.
Valerie Valate > The Rumour Mill, is a contraption of the Deceiver!
Valerie Valate > Molok was the first! to take the grain of truth, and form it into the bread of lies. The Yeast of Lust.
Valerie Valate > do not trust the yeast of lust, for it is unrighteous
Graelyn > /emote falls down
Ashar KorAzor > /emote stares.
Literia > /emote blinks
Valerie Valate > A cake of blasphemy, it is a pretty thing, but results in fatness of the soul
Tiberious Thessalonia > I take it you haven't met Valerie, Abbess?
Ashar KorAzor > Darlin', you drunk?
Ashar KorAzor > Drunk on corn liquor maybe?
Ashar KorAzor > I've met her.
Ashar KorAzor > Last time I talked to her, she didn't have the alcoholism, though.
JiaLei Lian > Wouldn't an empty soul be a bad thing?
Valerie Valate > And when the Cake of Blasphemy is introduced to the Spork of Divine purpose, what then? The inner unrighteousness is revealed to all!
Graelyn > /emote is unable to stand
Valerie Valate > and it crumbles!
Graelyn > *Audio is unavilible*
Ashar KorAzor > Fucksake
Ashar KorAzor > The baking metaphors.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh god, God preserve me.
Ashar KorAzor > You'll do me an injury.
Valerie Valate > the Cake of Blasphemy crumbles because it is a terrible cake that only makes you fat and unhappy
Literia > But, I like cake
Ashar KorAzor > Are you busking? Is this Blooder stand-up?
Ashar KorAzor > Is there a hat I can toss some money into?
Valerie Valate > cast out the cake of blasphemy, and consume the cake of righteousness
Valerie Valate > that fills the soul with Divine Purpose!
Ashar KorAzor > The cake of righteousness she offers is false!
Ashar KorAzor > It is urinal cake.
Valerie Valate > Lies!
Ashar KorAzor > TRUTH.
Valerie Valate > Lies and slander by an agent of the Heretics!
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE THE HERETIC, HERETIC.
Valerie Valate > for I have seen the inflatable buildings of the Theology Council
Ashar KorAzor > I am both pure and true.
Ashar KorAzor > What?
Graelyn > /emote appears again, red-faced
Ashar KorAzor > Some old priest's blow-up doll isn't a building.
Valerie Valate > This penalty was incurred for destroying Amarr Empire's Blood Raider Chapel in G-TT5V
Valerie Valate > the Pin of Faith bursts the Balloon of Blasphemy
Ashar KorAzor > What was so special about that chapel? We've destroyed all kinds of damn chapels.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote sits back, looking quite amused.
Ashar KorAzor > Anyway, you can't bake.
Ashar KorAzor > I bet your cakes taste like drop.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I demand a bakeoff.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Whoever wins can save my soul.
Ashar KorAzor > I don't trust her and her blood-pudding.
Literia > Devil's food cake?
Nikita Alterana > /emote laughs
Nikita Alterana > So what sort of cake is my cake then? Angel food cake? that sounds vaguely holy.
Ashar KorAzor > Also you and I should talk teas later, when there's not people offering urinal cake.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods his head.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake, heretic.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake is a lie.
Valerie Valate > Blood sausage, do not make me laugh
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about this.
Valerie Valate > such lies are spread by the Theology council
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about your blood-sausage urinal cake.
Ashar KorAzor > Take your disturbing food-fetishes elsewhere.
Tiberious Thessalonia > You know, this discussion -had- been making me hungry, until now.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yuck.
Valerie Valate > Lies! to oppress and be generally not very nice in unspecified at the moment ways
Ashar KorAzor > And then, the temptation was ended.
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE not nice in SPECIFIED ways.
Valerie Valate > I am the model of divine purpose
Valerie Valate > Consider the mushroom.
Valerie Valate > grown in the Darkness, it is pretty nasty, and turns everything manky. Such is heresy.
Graelyn > You've been eating the wrong mushrooms.
Graelyn > Which might also explain other things, now that I think of it......
Valerie Valate > whereas the Flower of Righteousness grows in the Light of Faith and is pretty and smells good and is generally nice.
Valerie Valate > Through such metaphors, God reveals his plan to the True Believers.
Valerie Valate > Therefore, Tiberious, reject the sandwich of blasphemy, and consume the sandwich of righteousness.
dirk_johnwood: Cold -> Sinus Infection -> Two ear infections > Strep throat > Pinkeye in both eyes.
Zuju: > doom
dirk_johnwood: all in 4 days
Chris Vattic: Did you have a date with the Pestilence horseman of apocalypse? Christ
Zuju: So which heathen god did you annoy? Nurgle?
dirk_johnwood: No clue, I'm just glad it's kind of over. I just can't swallow yet
Chris Vattic: [insert innuendo]
Liam Jacobs: thats what she said
Zuju: :rimshot:
Zuju: and now tradik will say "Damn you Kesper!"
dirk_johnwood: imagine swallowing but only getting half of what you normally do down, then choking. Shit sucks.
Zuju [prax]: The innuendo just got worse
dirk_johnwood: Then my nose.
Liam Jacobs: wow
Zuju: again
Sarkelias Anophius: into the rabbit hole, folks
Zuju: and he just invented golf
dirk_johnwood: Glad the oozing is over too
Zuju: > doom
dirk_johnwood: all in 4 days
Chris Vattic: Did you have a date with the Pestilence horseman of apocalypse? Christ
Zuju: So which heathen god did you annoy? Nurgle?
dirk_johnwood: No clue, I'm just glad it's kind of over. I just can't swallow yet
Chris Vattic: [insert innuendo]
Liam Jacobs: thats what she said
Zuju: :rimshot:
Zuju: and now tradik will say "Damn you Kesper!"
dirk_johnwood: imagine swallowing but only getting half of what you normally do down, then choking. Shit sucks.
Zuju [prax]: The innuendo just got worse
dirk_johnwood: Then my nose.
Liam Jacobs: wow
Zuju: again
Sarkelias Anophius: into the rabbit hole, folks
Zuju: and he just invented golf
dirk_johnwood: Glad the oozing is over too