<zergl> but I still find in a 0.0 mining op, scouting a few systems out more exciting than doing the actual mining or hauling
<Ulviirala> And I don't like putting my baby in danger at all <3
<Ulviirala> It's some kind of a man to barge relationship...
* zergl carefully steps away from Ulviirala
<Ulviirala> And I don't like putting my baby in danger at all <3
<Ulviirala> It's some kind of a man to barge relationship...
* zergl carefully steps away from Ulviirala
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
Jason Dailey > this girl
Jason Dailey > she is cute, I would fuck her, and a total nerd, but they act like she is some kind of goddess and so epically fanboy about it that its humiliating
obscene1 > lmao
MiningSlave01 > Meh
MiningSlave01 > I'd fuck her but thats not saying much
Operator2 > ANYTHING THAT MOVES
MiningSlave01 > Haha
MiningSlave01 > Doesn't even need a pulse, just some strings and a puppeteer.
Operator2 > lovely. necrophilia
Jason Dailey > easy pickings too, just call her snaggletooth
Jason Dailey > she is cute, I would fuck her, and a total nerd, but they act like she is some kind of goddess and so epically fanboy about it that its humiliating
obscene1 > lmao
MiningSlave01 > Meh
MiningSlave01 > I'd fuck her but thats not saying much
Operator2 > ANYTHING THAT MOVES
MiningSlave01 > Haha
MiningSlave01 > Doesn't even need a pulse, just some strings and a puppeteer.
Operator2 > lovely. necrophilia
Jason Dailey > easy pickings too, just call her snaggletooth
BobFromMarketing > And then read war and peace
BobFromMarketing > then when youre done with that read the bill going through congress concerning farming
BobFromMarketing > Then read a few dozen encyclopedias, paperback only. No internet ones
BobFromMarketing > Then skim through the source code for Vista
BobFromMarketing > in binary
BobFromMarketing > And if you still cant find the answer
BobFromMarketing > Read through Eve O
BobFromMarketing > then when youre done with that read the bill going through congress concerning farming
BobFromMarketing > Then read a few dozen encyclopedias, paperback only. No internet ones
BobFromMarketing > Then skim through the source code for Vista
BobFromMarketing > in binary
BobFromMarketing > And if you still cant find the answer
BobFromMarketing > Read through Eve O
<Tiven> hahaha
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
gaiawene > how y get a new sheap, i destroy mine....pls
Nagrom Ironwolf > I hate empire
Nagrom Ironwolf > I hate empire
Nolan Annages > your momma's so fat, i ran out of cap trying to warp around her.
SpaceGoat > if anyone is going to marry my sister ITS GOIN TO BE ME
InnerDrive > HONEY IM HOME
Siren Sylvanis > Where were you!?
Siren Sylvanis > Are you seeing that Tricia whore?
Siren Sylvanis > Have you been drinking?
Siren Sylvanis > is that lipstick on your collar?
Siren Sylvanis > BUY ME THINGS!
Siren Sylvanis > Where were you!?
Siren Sylvanis > Are you seeing that Tricia whore?
Siren Sylvanis > Have you been drinking?
Siren Sylvanis > is that lipstick on your collar?
Siren Sylvanis > BUY ME THINGS!
iTouchMysef > Meanwhile, in Australia
Triple Entendre > ,¡ʎǝʞıɹƆ,
Triple Entendre > ,¡ʎǝʞıɹƆ,