Promon Delnai > kill a cop in RL and not only do not get any loot but you'll be flagged for 25-life
Stele Toque > i was wondering what to name my mach
Fal > Fal's Machariel :P
Dreadbeard Squidhook > oh i thought you were gonna name it waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dreadbeard Squidhook > like you're gonna cry when i hit you w/ this waaaaaaah
Fal > name it 'height restrictions apply'
Zhiorenu > name it 'nervous'
Zhiorenu > then when you get blown up youll be left with a nervous wreck
Fal > Fal's Machariel :P
Dreadbeard Squidhook > oh i thought you were gonna name it waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dreadbeard Squidhook > like you're gonna cry when i hit you w/ this waaaaaaah
Fal > name it 'height restrictions apply'
Zhiorenu > name it 'nervous'
Zhiorenu > then when you get blown up youll be left with a nervous wreck
Gheimhreadh > AHA! Found it.
Caellach Marellus > Jesus?
Gheimhreadh > Yeah, found that too. Anyone want asticky, and slightly used Jesus?
Repentence Tyrathlion > ...slightly used?
Repentence Tyrathlion > PASS.
Repentence Tyrathlion > /emote hides under a rock
Gheimhreadh > Its an antique....
Caellach Marellus > What's with the holes in it/
Gheimhreadh > Got it that way. Some italian left it out in the rain, hanging on a stick.
Caellach Marellus > Jesus?
Gheimhreadh > Yeah, found that too. Anyone want asticky, and slightly used Jesus?
Repentence Tyrathlion > ...slightly used?
Repentence Tyrathlion > PASS.
Repentence Tyrathlion > /emote hides under a rock
Gheimhreadh > Its an antique....
Caellach Marellus > What's with the holes in it/
Gheimhreadh > Got it that way. Some italian left it out in the rain, hanging on a stick.
Kerushi > better watchout or i`ll come after u with my club and drag u into my cave for a keirbbq :o
* Kerushi swings the stolen nerfbat™ at oz
Omber Zombie > this is not star fraction, we don't rp in alliance chat here
Neslo > lol
Keirin Hanzo > oh why not
Omber Zombie > fine
Kerushi > ya like we say anything meaningfull in here nway :P
* Omber Zombie gets naked
Keirin Hanzo > eewwww
Omber Zombie > ok, so no roleplay or the zombie gets naked, got it?
* Kerushi swings the stolen nerfbat™ at oz
Omber Zombie > this is not star fraction, we don't rp in alliance chat here
Neslo > lol
Keirin Hanzo > oh why not
Omber Zombie > fine
Kerushi > ya like we say anything meaningfull in here nway :P
* Omber Zombie gets naked
Keirin Hanzo > eewwww
Omber Zombie > ok, so no roleplay or the zombie gets naked, got it?
Hulkinator > o/
Herr Hulkinator > hows it going?
Triton Sinitar > why you steal my ship orca
Herr Hulkinator > hmm where do I start
Triton Sinitar > Its my ship!
Herr Hulkinator > not anymore
Herr Hulkinator > You see
Herr Hulkinator > when you leave a ship empty in a belt
Herr Hulkinator > anyone is free to get in it and fly off
Triton Sinitar > okay - i will erase my account and stop playing eve
Herr Hulkinator > :(
Triton Sinitar > thanks a lot for this,. you should shame!!!
Herr Hulkinator > give me 400 mil
Herr Hulkinator > and you can have it back
Triton Sinitar > piss off+#
Herr Hulkinator > its only fair
Herr Hulkinator > you made a mistake
Triton Sinitar > bye , this was the last time i playing Eve and will email the developer of eve
Herr Hulkinator > LOL
Herr Hulkinator > can I have your stuff?
Herr Hulkinator > I mean the rest of it
Herr Hulkinator > hows it going?
Triton Sinitar > why you steal my ship orca
Herr Hulkinator > hmm where do I start
Triton Sinitar > Its my ship!
Herr Hulkinator > not anymore
Herr Hulkinator > You see
Herr Hulkinator > when you leave a ship empty in a belt
Herr Hulkinator > anyone is free to get in it and fly off
Triton Sinitar > okay - i will erase my account and stop playing eve
Herr Hulkinator > :(
Triton Sinitar > thanks a lot for this,. you should shame!!!
Herr Hulkinator > give me 400 mil
Herr Hulkinator > and you can have it back
Triton Sinitar > piss off+#
Herr Hulkinator > its only fair
Herr Hulkinator > you made a mistake
Triton Sinitar > bye , this was the last time i playing Eve and will email the developer of eve
Herr Hulkinator > LOL
Herr Hulkinator > can I have your stuff?
Herr Hulkinator > I mean the rest of it
Packtu'sa > "Shorter is funnier"
Packtu'sa > I WIN AGAIN
Packtu'sa > Wait...
Packtu'sa > I just posted that while everyone is talking about penises.... shit...
Packtu'sa > I WIN AGAIN
Packtu'sa > Wait...
Packtu'sa > I just posted that while everyone is talking about penises.... shit...
KSUDruid > i collect megathongs..
KSUDruid > kinda like a corpse...
KSUDruid > uh.. except in real life
KSUDruid > kinda like a corpse...
KSUDruid > uh.. except in real life
Motoh > I'm headin home with 4k m3 of empty cargohold from Jita. Anyone need anything?
Sorohwi > Pick up some burgers.
Motoh > 10 units livestock and 1mn afterburners, copy.
Motoh > Fries with that?
Sorohwi > eh...potato cakes if they have 'em.
Sorohwi > Pick up some burgers.
Motoh > 10 units livestock and 1mn afterburners, copy.
Motoh > Fries with that?
Sorohwi > eh...potato cakes if they have 'em.
Unoriginal Name02 > We do however conduct experiments in labs..
Unoriginal Name02 > which require reports...reports apptly names "lab reports"
K1shkuman > It involves attaching someone to a chair?
Unoriginal Name02 > It involves a dark room, some rope and lots of monkeys with dubbstep playing in the background
K1shkuman > nasty..
Mikquar > /emote doesn't recall that from his physh courses
Unoriginal Name02 > which require reports...reports apptly names "lab reports"
K1shkuman > It involves attaching someone to a chair?
Unoriginal Name02 > It involves a dark room, some rope and lots of monkeys with dubbstep playing in the background
K1shkuman > nasty..
Mikquar > /emote doesn't recall that from his physh courses
Darkireland > every one make your offerings to the server god
Torhal Nuke > /emote offers a good hit with the hammer
pipvac > /emote pokes server with a big stick
Darkireland > the god only takes excotic danceing girls
Darkireland > /emote ioffers 50 bearly used danceing girls
MoonDigger > thanks dark
Darkireland > np
MoonDigger > brb
Torhal Nuke > barely used eh?
Darkireland > it gets lonely in space
Torhal Nuke > /emote offers a good hit with the hammer
pipvac > /emote pokes server with a big stick
Darkireland > the god only takes excotic danceing girls
Darkireland > /emote ioffers 50 bearly used danceing girls
MoonDigger > thanks dark
Darkireland > np
MoonDigger > brb
Torhal Nuke > barely used eh?
Darkireland > it gets lonely in space