Bacchanalian > /emote thumps the Ammatar Fleet Assembly Plant with a gargantuan penis, causing it to shake visibly
Letava > urk
Letava > shield tanked celestis had 2 CPrs fitted
Olixia Castitatis > oh god.
Olixia Castitatis > Why must they commit such attrocities?
Letava > shield tanked celestis had 2 CPrs fitted
Olixia Castitatis > oh god.
Olixia Castitatis > Why must they commit such attrocities?
ITSAIndustrial Corp > I watched spank gank this guy one day. Then contact him with her alt and offer to kill spank (herself) for 100Mill per KM
ITSAIndustrial Corp > had him in for like 400Mill with fake killmails before he caught on.
ITSAIndustrial Corp > had him in for like 400Mill with fake killmails before he caught on.
Filarion > call it "my mother"
Filarion > then the scout will say "my mother is on scan"
Filarion > then the scout will say "my mother is on scan"
Jenina Hawke > Hey, I'm having company over!
Jenina Hawke > Cannot run around in my Jessica Rabbit suit... well... I could... but we have a brainstorming session....
Rozaar Auroa > crist who do you have to kill to see that outfit on jen?
Rozaar Auroa > hehe
Jenina Hawke > Roz... I would have to say - you
Jenina Hawke > Tolin Dorden: You up for the job, Pirate?
Jenina Hawke > Cannot run around in my Jessica Rabbit suit... well... I could... but we have a brainstorming session....
Rozaar Auroa > crist who do you have to kill to see that outfit on jen?
Rozaar Auroa > hehe
Jenina Hawke > Roz... I would have to say - you
Jenina Hawke > Tolin Dorden: You up for the job, Pirate?
Paddy Murphy > my monitor shoots electrons at a phosphorescent substance with an insanely high degree of precision
Lokisson > I just want one that will make coffee and masturbate for me
Tomas Ysidro > I think Dell makes that model
Lokisson > I just want one that will make coffee and masturbate for me
Tomas Ysidro > I think Dell makes that model
From a random passerby's bio:
Mmmmm. Yes. You may now all live in fear of me.
Level 5 in frog herding. Thats right. Gives me a 20% bonus when rounding up amphibians.
Now I can begin learning Toad branding.
I do have one good skill. Level 5 in Tai Kwan Do.
I could kick an opponent's sorry ass and break every peice of wood that insults me with contemptious ease.
The problem is that most of my opponents in this game are at least 5 kilometers away and are armed with a heavy laser weapon of some sort. And wood is difficult to find on a high tech ship made of futuristic metals.
I told the last guy who popped my pod while I was mining how good I am at ancient martial arts. He was very impressed at my "frozen corpse" martial arts combat stance as he rolled on by and picked at the fragmented pieces of my shattered mining ship.
I guess that's something to do with the fact that most Player killers are like Michael Jackson, They moonwalk and molest miners a lot.
Mmmmm. Yes. You may now all live in fear of me.
Level 5 in frog herding. Thats right. Gives me a 20% bonus when rounding up amphibians.
Now I can begin learning Toad branding.
I do have one good skill. Level 5 in Tai Kwan Do.
I could kick an opponent's sorry ass and break every peice of wood that insults me with contemptious ease.
The problem is that most of my opponents in this game are at least 5 kilometers away and are armed with a heavy laser weapon of some sort. And wood is difficult to find on a high tech ship made of futuristic metals.
I told the last guy who popped my pod while I was mining how good I am at ancient martial arts. He was very impressed at my "frozen corpse" martial arts combat stance as he rolled on by and picked at the fragmented pieces of my shattered mining ship.
I guess that's something to do with the fact that most Player killers are like Michael Jackson, They moonwalk and molest miners a lot.
UKDuck > anyone know what a cynosural field is?
Myo Pi > It's where Cynosaurs live.
Myo Pi > It's where Cynosaurs live.
Tamora > HAHAHAH SNOWBALL SPAM
The Forwarder > hehe, cool init :)
Tamora > hey kal spam me
Tamora > ill screenie it
shibby5114 > you guys are gay
Kaleeth > no shibby.....COOOL :)#
Tamora > lol
The Forwarder > no Kal, Cold :P
Kaleeth > Tamora is cold atm....with all that snow :)
Marcus Brook > lol boldhead
Tamora > :P
ZeroniX > :O owned? :)
Kaleeth > snOWNED
The Forwarder > hehe, cool init :)
Tamora > hey kal spam me
Tamora > ill screenie it
shibby5114 > you guys are gay
Kaleeth > no shibby.....COOOL :)#
Tamora > lol
The Forwarder > no Kal, Cold :P
Kaleeth > Tamora is cold atm....with all that snow :)
Marcus Brook > lol boldhead
Tamora > :P
ZeroniX > :O owned? :)
Kaleeth > snOWNED
ZergRushJohnny > I get sick of seeing the same unchanging modal get hit in exactly the same spot with every single weapon I fire at it, even those that miss.
ZergRushJohnny > it might as well be a text game
ZergRushJohnny > > Kill ship
ZergRushJohnny > > Damaging enemy ship |----=======|
ZergRushJohnny > |--==========|
ZergRushJohnny > |===========|
ZergRushJohnny > enemy ship destroyed
ZergRushJohnny > o/
ZergRushJohnny > -_-
ZergRushJohnny > it might as well be a text game
ZergRushJohnny > > Kill ship
ZergRushJohnny > > Damaging enemy ship |----=======|
ZergRushJohnny > |--==========|
ZergRushJohnny > |===========|
ZergRushJohnny > enemy ship destroyed
ZergRushJohnny > o/
ZergRushJohnny > -_-