Rahn Altyr > damnit, i forgot to fit the damn hauler with an ab
Beloved deLove > lol
Rahn Altyr > f this... i'm not going 20 km at 126 m/s
Whiro Teiuq > You speed addict.
Whiro Teiuq > You don't get to whine about until you're hauling at 92 m/s
Rahn Altyr > hell, i might put an overdrive injector on this beast
Whiro Teiuq > Defeats the purpose of a hauler, Rahn.
Whiro Teiuq > Kills your cargo capacity.
Rahn Altyr > no, it just hauls ass instead
Whiro Teiuq > An ass is only 0.1 m3. You don't need a hauler for that.
Whiro Teiuq > 0.2 m3 if it's J-Lo.
Beloved deLove > lol
Rahn Altyr > f this... i'm not going 20 km at 126 m/s
Whiro Teiuq > You speed addict.
Whiro Teiuq > You don't get to whine about until you're hauling at 92 m/s
Rahn Altyr > hell, i might put an overdrive injector on this beast
Whiro Teiuq > Defeats the purpose of a hauler, Rahn.
Whiro Teiuq > Kills your cargo capacity.
Rahn Altyr > no, it just hauls ass instead
Whiro Teiuq > An ass is only 0.1 m3. You don't need a hauler for that.
Whiro Teiuq > 0.2 m3 if it's J-Lo.
Vladimir Ramanov > LOL Battle Angles are going to war with SA too now, i'm almost starting to feel sorry for....almost
Emperor D'Hoffryn > is SA actually going down?
Vladimir Ramanov > cant see them surviving this
Par'Gellen > unfortunately if they do fall there will be almost no market for male blow up dolls
Emperor D'Hoffryn > is SA actually going down?
Vladimir Ramanov > cant see them surviving this
Par'Gellen > unfortunately if they do fall there will be almost no market for male blow up dolls
VergilGordon > [posts a disturbing omgrawr.net quote]
Desomodena > that's one
Desomodena > you all are molesting my inner child...please stop
VergilGordon > Sweet, how old is it?
Desomodena > that's one
Desomodena > you all are molesting my inner child...please stop
VergilGordon > Sweet, how old is it?
Andronica > btw, it's never good to hear "I did something bad to the car" from your wife
Steel Rat > lol
Docvahn > lol
Murphy > rofl
Steel Rat > she let the gopher in the car?
Andronica > she "hit a dip a little too hard"
larietta > are you ok m8
Andronica > oh yeah
Murphy > TP has never been ok, lol
larietta > she did not hit you to hard then
Andronica > wait, you calling me a dip?
Steel Rat > lol
Murphy > rofl
Steel Rat > rofl
Andronica > :P
Andronica > bitch
Steel Rat > lol
Docvahn > lol
Murphy > rofl
Steel Rat > she let the gopher in the car?
Andronica > she "hit a dip a little too hard"
larietta > are you ok m8
Andronica > oh yeah
Murphy > TP has never been ok, lol
larietta > she did not hit you to hard then
Andronica > wait, you calling me a dip?
Steel Rat > lol
Murphy > rofl
Steel Rat > rofl
Andronica > :P
Andronica > bitch
Recusor > whats our policy on hostiles in 0.0?
Boma Airaken > in 0.0 our policy is this
Boma Airaken > IS IT BLUE?
Boma Airaken > NO?
Recusor > NO SIR!
Boma Airaken > THEN FUCKING MURDER IT!!!!
Recusor > YES SIR!
Boma Airaken > IS IT RED???
Boma Airaken > THEN MURDER IT
Boma Airaken > WITH EXTRA MURDER
Kane Darkstar > ITS DEAD
Boma Airaken > in 0.0 our policy is this
Boma Airaken > IS IT BLUE?
Boma Airaken > NO?
Recusor > NO SIR!
Boma Airaken > THEN FUCKING MURDER IT!!!!
Recusor > YES SIR!
Boma Airaken > IS IT RED???
Boma Airaken > THEN MURDER IT
Boma Airaken > WITH EXTRA MURDER
Kane Darkstar > ITS DEAD
berash > that would be like taking a blind mans walking stick :P
Raneru > they need the exercise
Aberash > "your not using it"
Aberash > *BUS*
Aberash > *splat*
Raneru > a little white stick wont stop a bus anyway
Raneru > unless its gandalfs
Aberash > lol
Pabs Sco > lmfao
Raneru > they need the exercise
Aberash > "your not using it"
Aberash > *BUS*
Aberash > *splat*
Raneru > a little white stick wont stop a bus anyway
Raneru > unless its gandalfs
Aberash > lol
Pabs Sco > lmfao
Sadith > oh shit i just docked and found an ishtar
Sadith > score!
Bai ZongTong > free ishtar!
Sadith > the best type of ishtar!
Bai ZongTong > haha
Bai ZongTong > for sure
Ethaet > what about a t3 ishtar?
Bai ZongTong > nothing beats a dead hostile ishtar though
Ethaet > dead hostile titan?
Ethaet > or even carrier
Bai ZongTong > i'd say t2 ibis
Ethaet > having sex with a real woman?
Elliot Cameron > having sex with a man
Elliot Cameron > Dolphinsecks?
Sandzibarr > having sex with a badger
Ethaet > no, thats just you
Ethaet > and loth
Alexis Aurore > having sex with underage chicks?
Ethaet > why don't you have a seat over there?
Alexis Aurore > not that I have done that.
Alexis Aurore > or would ever do that. its illegal!
Ethaet > hmm, I hear the partyvan approaching alexis
Sadith > thats not the party van
Sadith > its the candy van. i promise.
Sadith > score!
Bai ZongTong > free ishtar!
Sadith > the best type of ishtar!
Bai ZongTong > haha
Bai ZongTong > for sure
Ethaet > what about a t3 ishtar?
Bai ZongTong > nothing beats a dead hostile ishtar though
Ethaet > dead hostile titan?
Ethaet > or even carrier
Bai ZongTong > i'd say t2 ibis
Ethaet > having sex with a real woman?
Elliot Cameron > having sex with a man
Elliot Cameron > Dolphinsecks?
Sandzibarr > having sex with a badger
Ethaet > no, thats just you
Ethaet > and loth
Alexis Aurore > having sex with underage chicks?
Ethaet > why don't you have a seat over there?
Alexis Aurore > not that I have done that.
Alexis Aurore > or would ever do that. its illegal!
Ethaet > hmm, I hear the partyvan approaching alexis
Sadith > thats not the party van
Sadith > its the candy van. i promise.
Trillian Leveller > sorry was afk , messing with my hamster :-)
Cybbe Blazebreeder > lol
xena zena > is that code for something? :P
Trillian Leveller > unfortunately not
Aslon Seridith > lol
Cybbe Blazebreeder > Oh. I thought you said you were having a wank
xena zena > lol
Trillian Leveller > no , but if I do I'll be sure to let you know :-)
Cybbe Blazebreeder > Great :)
Cybbe Blazebreeder > lol
xena zena > is that code for something? :P
Trillian Leveller > unfortunately not
Aslon Seridith > lol
Cybbe Blazebreeder > Oh. I thought you said you were having a wank
xena zena > lol
Trillian Leveller > no , but if I do I'll be sure to let you know :-)
Cybbe Blazebreeder > Great :)
From Help Channel
GM Spiral > ISD and GMs are like superheroes, we have alternate secret identities :)
EA Kharnubis > Yeah..but Spiral always gets the phonebooth before me..so I have to use public toilets..and I tend to slip while doing the fast redress..and end up smelling bad
GM Spiral > ISD and GMs are like superheroes, we have alternate secret identities :)
EA Kharnubis > Yeah..but Spiral always gets the phonebooth before me..so I have to use public toilets..and I tend to slip while doing the fast redress..and end up smelling bad
Azia Burgi > i'm definately not going even if farjung and ifni are naked in a vat of chocolate sauce