Tijgetje > ok, how many dragon ball z char does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Kyoko Sakoda > Over 9000.
Kyoko Sakoda > Over 9000.
Kravotir > guys give me a solution, I said I love you to my gf (to get sexual favours) and now she says I'm the one.... had to find her yesterday because she was crying and drunk in the middle of London with her friends saying she didn't know love could hurt so
Kravotir > much etc etc
Kravotir > give me a solution
Fred511 > dump her :P
Asmodeaus > w
Asmodeaus > t
Asmodeaus > f
Asmodeaus > lol
Kravotir > that was my plan.... but here comes second part of the dilemma
Kravotir > I want to sleep with her best friend
Kravotir > if I dump her there's no chance of that
Kravotir > much etc etc
Kravotir > give me a solution
Fred511 > dump her :P
Asmodeaus > w
Asmodeaus > t
Asmodeaus > f
Asmodeaus > lol
Kravotir > that was my plan.... but here comes second part of the dilemma
Kravotir > I want to sleep with her best friend
Kravotir > if I dump her there's no chance of that
Marwood > I think my cat is depressed
Marwood > he must have heard me when I was on the phone with the vet to book his operation
Marwood > next wednsday he's getting neuted
Marwood > I think the vet flys a curse or a pilgrim
Marwood > he must have heard me when I was on the phone with the vet to book his operation
Marwood > next wednsday he's getting neuted
Marwood > I think the vet flys a curse or a pilgrim
SpiderPig 96 > o/
SpiderPig 96 > can anyone answer me a question?
Gecko 136 > If you ask it, perhaps.
haav0c > i can answer it with a reasonable degree of accuracy
korleena muran > and i can back him up.
TroLL542 > and if you need a second opinion....
TroLL542 > i will repeat that they said.
Jhared Skyfire > and i can word it slightly differently, but with the same basic answer
Gecko 136 > I can repeat what they all said.
McGecko > And then repeat it again on my alt.
SpiderPig 96 > can anyone answer me a question?
Gecko 136 > If you ask it, perhaps.
haav0c > i can answer it with a reasonable degree of accuracy
korleena muran > and i can back him up.
TroLL542 > and if you need a second opinion....
TroLL542 > i will repeat that they said.
Jhared Skyfire > and i can word it slightly differently, but with the same basic answer
Gecko 136 > I can repeat what they all said.
McGecko > And then repeat it again on my alt.
Everywhere Girl > Can soimebody please spare some ISK to help me out?
Feek > I'm Gallente, I only pay girls for services
Feek > I'm Gallente, I only pay girls for services
Provac> I was in my favorite bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
Provac> needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts
Provac> with the beat.
Provac> After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and
Provac> noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Provac> Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Provac> needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts
Provac> with the beat.
Provac> After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and
Provac> noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Provac> Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Phorze Falconfury > Lain, is what we talked about yesterday still possible?
Lain Maraquine > yep
Lain Maraquine > 2 midgets and a donkey right?
PKlavins > O.o
Lain Maraquine > bring more tequilla
Phorze Falconfury > yup, what more do you need for a party
Lain Maraquine > yep
Lain Maraquine > 2 midgets and a donkey right?
PKlavins > O.o
Lain Maraquine > bring more tequilla
Phorze Falconfury > yup, what more do you need for a party
Podeewan Kenobi > anyone wanna do me in before i hit the sack?
Henry Fredyericus > what the heck you talking about....
Henry Fredyericus > u must be having your own kinky dreams
Podeewan Kenobi > I'm sure you've read my bio?
Podeewan Kenobi > wanna get your name listed in my travels?
Henry Fredyericus > there's the hourly rate in your bio ?
Podeewan Kenobi > 1K isk per podding... it'll be funn.. you get a spiffy corpse, i get dead.
Podeewan Kenobi > *death.. silly me.
Podeewan Kenobi > don't make me have to beg...
Podeewan Kenobi > oh mister Henry diddums.. Would you be so kind as to... rub your large... ammo across my hull? please please please?
Podeewan Kenobi > I'd be ever so grateful...
Podeewan Kenobi > ok.. if you change your mind, i'll be at one of the dashingly good looking cyno fields in this system...
Podeewan Kenobi > Ichi.. c'mon.. be a rebel
Podeewan Kenobi > you know.. i bet if i was some hot miner type, you'd pod me in an instant..
Podeewan Kenobi > I can't believe i'm in 0.0 and having to BEG to be podded. Yo get isk for crying out loud.
Henry Fredyericus > takes all kind...
Henry Fredyericus > what the heck you talking about....
Henry Fredyericus > u must be having your own kinky dreams
Podeewan Kenobi > I'm sure you've read my bio?
Podeewan Kenobi > wanna get your name listed in my travels?
Henry Fredyericus > there's the hourly rate in your bio ?
Podeewan Kenobi > 1K isk per podding... it'll be funn.. you get a spiffy corpse, i get dead.
Podeewan Kenobi > *death.. silly me.
Podeewan Kenobi > don't make me have to beg...
Podeewan Kenobi > oh mister Henry diddums.. Would you be so kind as to... rub your large... ammo across my hull? please please please?
Podeewan Kenobi > I'd be ever so grateful...
Podeewan Kenobi > ok.. if you change your mind, i'll be at one of the dashingly good looking cyno fields in this system...
Podeewan Kenobi > Ichi.. c'mon.. be a rebel
Podeewan Kenobi > you know.. i bet if i was some hot miner type, you'd pod me in an instant..
Podeewan Kenobi > I can't believe i'm in 0.0 and having to BEG to be podded. Yo get isk for crying out loud.
Henry Fredyericus > takes all kind...
Namn > and write "u" one more time and i will kill a fuzzy kitten
RBNno1 > y?
RBNno1 > sorry
Namn > becouse its annoying, and i cant shoot you
Namn > so, the kitten gets it
RBNno1 > y?
RBNno1 > sorry
Namn > becouse its annoying, and i cant shoot you
Namn > so, the kitten gets it
T' Elk > anyone notice the wreathe and thrasher look like trains?
Jainz > Knowing the Minmatar, they probably are trains
DeadMupppet > Space trains.
Jainz > Knowing the Minmatar, they probably are trains
DeadMupppet > Space trains.