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Captain Violence > nice try, son
AdamusMaximus > dont call me son squid
Captain Violence > ok, daughter
Tim Hunter > mining is sooooo booooring
Black Glove > not if your an asteroid, then it's life or death
Xitill > Poor Mr Mekko forgot to embiggin his brain when he went sleepy time, now hes less smrt than he should be, so remember boys and girls always set a skill to train before beddy bye time.
cuctbrkr > what do you do if god hates you?
Packtu'sa > Okay, so rain is God crying on us--
Packtu'sa > Therefore acid rain must be God pissing on us--
Tombozo > Are you sure piss is acidic?
ombozo > Urea is a base
Tombozo > And our bloodstream is basic
Packtu'sa > Fine, vomit... I guess...
cuctbrkr > not mine
Packtu'sa > Vomit would have stomache acid
Adam Weishaupt > why are we talking about this
Packtu'sa > Because God is pissing, vomiting, and crying on us at the same
time.
cuctbrkr > we started talking about god and things went straight to the
crapper
Packtu'sa > Indeed
Packtu'sa > Well it started with acid rain...
Packtu'sa > Oh well
cuctbrkr > but seriously god hates me
Obsidian Hawk > oh shit im now the ceo
Duckeye > congrats
Chebri > o/
Obsidian Hawk > We will conquer destroy and burn all of new eden
Obsidian Hawk > after that is done all that will be heard is the laminations of amarr women!
Obsidian Hawk > fuck i dont know
Obsidian Hawk > i just need to boot people to set up a tower really
Arcelian > By laminations your gonna coat them in palstic?
Rhi Tehn > laminations of amarr women
Rhi Tehn > :;googles that::
Arcelian > Lamentations is the word I think you are looking for, which sounds pretty hawt
Duckeye > he means lamentations
Obsidian Hawk > there we go
Rhi Tehn > I like lamination more
Obsidian Hawk > yeah the conan the barbarian quote
Rhi Tehn > I'm going to invent a human laminator
Duckeye > I know some people have a fetish for being sealed up into an entire wall of latex, they have to have a tube give them air
Rhi Tehn > Seen the vacuum bed yet?
Nizzy55 > only used once
Rhi Tehn > Shrink wrapper for humans, why NOT a laminator?
Obsidian Hawk > oh dear jeebus what did i start
Gaven Blands > Pretty soon I'll be able to understand grlz who txt me lik thy r mrns
Gaven Blands > The predictive dictionary is in English, it must take them AGES to type like halfwits.
<AvApsi> i got a GF who's flat
<AvApsi> :(
<Ak-Gara> AvApsi
<Ak-Gara> stop dating 8 year olds
Elah Elahson > You have to question someone's PvP setup....if after killing someone in PvP you hear....you mind if I salvage that?
Tyto > lol, mirabilis was a nickname of a teacher at my school
miriablis > bet he didnt have guns though
Tyto > no he was an idiot :)
Quinn Oron > And everytime I see 'std missile', I think rockets designed for transmitting venereal diseases.
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