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Kalil d'Maelstromo > why the fuck am i getting jumpgate sounds thru my speakers
H3AsO4 > cause DW used his cloak
DarkWizzard > rofl
Kalil d'Maelstromo > aha
H3AsO4 > it's no jumpgate sound, it's cloak/uncloak
Kalil d'Maelstromo > /emote puts the spliff down
Waldo Barnstormer > hullo folks
Erfnam > holy crap!!! I found waldo!!
Waldo Barnstormer > dude, im wearing a red and white striped jumper, im not that hard to spot :P
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
kalath1032 > you guys hunting them i guess?
tymus procura > nah baking them a cake
Arse > Damn it I totally didn't intend to create this character, I pressed next too many times
Arse > I better compost him before I get banned for the name
Solstice Project > so where's that dick.
Verb Object > right above deez nuts
<RangerXT> c'mon, I'm factioned up to my eyeballs
<Kayosoni> so?
<Kayosoni> jam you
<Kayosoni> neut you
<Kayosoni> you'll die in 30 seconds
<RangerXT> neut?
<Kayosoni> -500 cap nos
<Kayosoni> except it doesn't suck
Jin Entres > Notify: you are now Veldspar, and there is a blob of Hulks inbound.
anister > next person to tpye anything is a homo as well
anister > *type
anister > god damnit
anister > spose i best go tell my mum
Tan Elbrun > I am a God. I cant possibly be delusional
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