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Gehen Sealbreaker > Poor guy - arrested for "non usage of a condom".
Darranibal Colpia > Yah thats like the dodgiest interpretation of sexual assault in existance.
Gehen Sealbreaker > :(
Darranibal Colpia > Its actually to Julian Assange's credit that thats the worst dirt that they could dig up, that he twice didnt use a condom. And half the world goes "Bollocks i've done that.. " and the other half goes "Damn so I was born in the midst of a criminal conspiracy?"
Gehen Sealbreaker > lol yeah, it's quite amazing indeed, although not surprising.
Darranibal Colpia > Yah America scraping the barrel again, or indeed, the condom.
Bruce McMoose > soon Women are gonna be the dominant species
Kyrall > soon??
Kyrall > dude, what planet are you on?
Bruce McMoose > Illinfrik III why?
Kyrall > k, just checking
Kyrall > they still wont let you come back then?
ArmaggedonPSA > arma doesnt consider it sex if the woman survives
Madscotsman > Your Miner II perfectly hits Asteroid (Condensed Scordite) wrecking for 573 units of Condensed Scordite
Smashertron > lol
Madscotsman > 2004.12.19 20:11:13 notify Miner II deactivates as it finds its asteroid a ravaged husk of the glorious boulder it once was.
Madscotsman > pwned
Smashertron > lol
Madscotsman > i hate mining, now i remember why i gave up on it a long time ago LOL
Smashertron > [ 2004.11.27 23:37:47 ] (notify) Your cloaking systems are being jammed by police who are currently in pursuit of you.
Madscotsman > lmao
Smashertron > that has to be the best one i ever got
AbraKadaver > lmao
AbraKadaver > police have anticloak hax
Madscotsman > and the SuperSafeSpot Buster v2.03
Smashertron > yea lol
Blazing Lunatic > when i was 8 my parents used to buy stuff in bulk and
Blazing Lunatic > once we unloaded all the groceries and must have dropped a big ass container of pimento cheese
Blazing Lunatic > in the grass
Blazing Lunatic > a few weeks later i was mowing the yard and saw it
Blazing Lunatic > so i picked it up and for some reason (I have no idea why) I decided to throw it straight up as hard as i could
Blazing Lunatic > it hit the ground and exploded all over me
Reachok > oh man
Blazing Lunatic > and the smell was like squeezins from the devil's underpants
Reachok > squeezins from the devils underpants, omg!!
Blazing Lunatic > my dad was mad because the mower stunk
Blazing Lunatic > :D
<McKay> Hi, i'm a new player but I think i've run into something worth some isk.
<%Sham> yes
<%Sham> McKay, griefing people horribly?
<Kurenin> what, McKay
<SilentDragz> McKay - what is it?
<McKay> I was browsing escrow for good deals and saw something for 0 isk so i claimed it
<%Sham> HAHA
<McKay> It was a 1 run Caldari Navy Raven BPC
<Just_Smith> a navy isure raven?
<McKay> 1 run
<Kurenin> I will buy it
<Just_Smith> yep it's worth a lot
<Kurenin> for 200,000,000 isk.
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<%Sham> lol
<Deme> 201,111,021
<%Sham> I'll buy for 250m
<McKay> ME20 PE8 it is, not quite sure whats that means tho
<SilentDragz> 300m
<%Sham> 325m
<SilentDragz> 350
<jaska> 302m :( (all i have)
<Kurenin> 400 ;[
<Deme> 201,111,021
<SilentDragz> 450
<McKay> I was told on trade channel its worth up to 1.4 billion, is that true?
<Deme> no
<Kurenin> no
<Hammer> no
<Deme> lies.
<%Sham> 475m
<SilentDragz> nope
<Kurenin> that's lies and slander
<Kurenin> 500m
<Hammer> its worth 0
<SilentDragz> 525m
<Deme> 519
* Sham sets mode: +b SilentDragz!*@*
<Deme> 5223
* Sham sets mode: +b deme!*@*
<Hammer> haha
* Sham sets mode: +b kurenin!*@*
<%Sham> 550 mil
<Tank-CEO> yes
<jaska> lol
<Tank-CEO> u got fuckin pwned u fgt nerd kurenin
<jaska> irc pvp.
<gota> roflette
<Tank-CEO> bahahaha
<Hammer> ahaha
<Tank-CEO> sham, u are teh win ya
<%Sham> ^_^
<Druid> you into firewalls at all scuzzy?
<scuzzy> no, I'm more of a ropes and chains bondage guy
<Benneh> wat
Kalahari Wayrest > well dae said "COD?" so I'm guessing he doesn't know that :P
Kalahari Wayrest > where the hell is deklein anyways?
Carca > is it a place?
Carca > or a person?
Carca > or a religion?
Kalahari Wayrest > place
Carca > plaice?
Kalahari Wayrest > carca
Kalahari Wayrest > that's just wrong
Dj Madness > must have run out of 5 letter names
sagaw > www.who-game.com <br>Quality service, cheap prices <br>200M = 7.15<br>300M = 10.65<br>500M = 17.72<br>1000M = 35.25<br>Welcome your presence
stromhelm > you had to say it didnt you
Djaf Ded > Greetings foes. How to be flied? How hunting? How extraction of ore? The Help is not necessary? Our pilots are always glad to render friendly participation. =)
Wormholio > Maybe you should ask your self: How to be spelled ?
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