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Arth Lawing > o/
Arth Lawing > my hangover is cured
Cassius Paulus > I prefer hangover avoided to hangover cured, personally.
Cassius Paulus > but I'm not an Irish drunkard... :)
Arth Lawing > i was celebrating
Leontius Reverte > you are always celebrating :p
Arth Lawing > it was friday
Leontius Reverte > have a work party tonight, guessing i may feel interesting in the morning
Cassius Paulus > lol
Arth Lawing > smoke break afk5
Cassius Paulus > smoking, drinking... all he needs is whoring to have the Trifecta of Sin
Cassius Paulus > sure would be fun thouhg... :)
Arth Lawing > i had to give up whoring
Arth Lawing > they werent paying me enough
Micheal JJ > [ISK Spamming Rubbish]
Keydn's Woe > Wow, a spammer with a name that doesn't look like he bashed his head into a keyboard. They are getting clever
Azia Burgi > petitioned
Jorgen Jorgensen > What? Michael Jackson is an isk spammer now?
Azia Burgi > he is alive and living in china selling fake money to idiots
Azia Burgi > with elvis
Dev Corland > Oooh, multicolour recruitment channel! The flashing colours are so fast it's SIEZURE INDUCING!
Gamaroth > Hmmm....random thought. Eve the board game. Would it be like battle ship "D-12" "You just sank my amarr battleship!"
Monopoly, "you just landed on my jita with three POS, the rent is 2bil isk"
Gamaroth > or like life "Sweet, I get a card." "Gate camp, you get podded and you forgot to upgrade your clone, go back 5 spaces and lose all implants and ship, noob"
Tahkayun > Lol, That is made of win
Gamaroth > for the monopoly, think you would have real life instead of jail. Of course there is the get out of responsabilities free card
Senn Typhos > /emote sighs. > My leg brace effing itches. Gottii, fix this problem instead of the isk one.
Ashar KorAzor > You have leg braces?
Ashar KorAzor > Hurt laigz?
Ashar KorAzor > Forrest Gimp fan club?
Senn Typhos > No, I have a single elastic one for my knee, what with me fucking it up a few days ago.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh
Ashar KorAzor > feel betters
Ashar KorAzor > *Gump
Ashar KorAzor > Heh, Forrest Gimp.
Ashar KorAzor > Life is like a sex dungeon, you never know what you're gonna get.
Tamora > so mirel
Tamora > plz die
Tamora > kthx
mirel yirrin > /emote ends self with emoKnife 5000™
mirel yirrin > buy one now at www.tamorasemopalace.gay
Tamora > self ending sale - ends as soon as you do
mirel yirrin > Buy "How to write a Emo Poem about killing your family" and get a free Suicide note! - now only 29.99!!
mirel yirrin > Buy 4 bottles of Black masacara and get a 5th free!
mirel yirrin > now 20% off Razor blades!
Tamora > mirel i wish my lawn was emo - then it would cut itself
mirel yirrin > Now it can!
mirel yirrin > With EmoLawn!
Ripp Tyde > oh yea! well phonix just moved a empty frieghtor 12 jumps
Ripp Tyde > beat that 1 ass holes
Asfaloth > lmao
David Godfrey > =o
Asfaloth > been there done that ;)
Asfaloth > in empire tho admittably
David Godfrey > i did the good ole pretend to auto destruct and forgot to turn it off ^^
Vyndicator > turk when was that?
Turkantho > roughly 2hours ago
Turkantho > 2006.04.30 22:51
David Godfrey > =p
Ceratin > n1, thats the guy was kept undocking in it to annoy then redocking
Ripp Tyde > join fate. where your stupidity can shine.. we will furnish u with ur own padded helmet so u do not hurt ur head as u beat it against the short bus window
Gareth Ultari > manlove, you do really shitty damage
Gareth Ultari > like, really really shitty
Max Manlove > I am a slow and sensual lover
hereward rowland > 0_o
Kua Immortal > how did we get 8 for chemal tech?
Grym > Thank to Drogo
Grym > He's the only one in corp with standings to Chemal Teck
Kua Immortal > yes - but it didnt change to 8 at first i think - i remember you mentioned that
Grym > Yes, it took a while for RSPs standings to climb to Drogos level
Kua Immortal > it's strange - i'd have thought it would be immediate
Kua Immortal > unless he raised it in the last few days?
Grym > No, he was 8+ from the beginning. But I guess it's a slow process.
Kua Immortal > yeah
Kua Immortal > someone had to enter it on the machine in iceland =D
Grym > Probably :)
Kua Immortal > a monkey :p
Kua Immortal > lmao
Kua Immortal > lots of monkeys sitting at typewriters rearranging corp standings
Kua Immortal > freezing their asses off in the iceland winter ;p
Grym > Too cold for monkeys on iceland. Must've been a polar bear. Takes time for them to type with the paws
Kua Immortal > good point
Kua Immortal > or a penguin - they type with their beak - it must be slow
Kua Immortal > also i think penguin typewriter training is quite poor in iceland
Grym > Could be
Kua Immortal > they are seeing their union about it
Kua Immortal > i'm thinking about campaigning for the rights of Icelandic penguin typists - they get a bum deal
Kua Immortal > i think that's silly enough, i'll stop now =D
Grym > Petition!
Kua Immortal > yeah - if we all petition perhaps they will listen :p
thesleeper > and chicks dont dig penguins who cant type
Kua Immortal > yeah ain't it the truth
Kua Immortal > it's bad enough so many female penguins are devoured my walruses
Kua Immortal > i have no zoological proof but it sounds about right :p
thesleeper > meh. fat chicks
Kua Immortal > penguins? hm nah i like a bit of blubber on my penguin
thesleeper > thats cause your igloo doesnt have underfloor heating
Kua Immortal > yeah - i had it in my previous igloo - nuff said really
Boma Airaken > i wonder if my neighbors would get pissed if i started grilling meat at 6an
Boma Airaken > *am
Myddine Ka > do you grill meat really loudly or something?
Myddine Ka > have a megaphone broadcasting dat sizzle?
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