Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Blueprints Channel:
CyberPhaz > WTS Worm BPC
Synex > WTS Snail BPC (Used by God, 1000 runs left)
Convo'ed by Shevchenko7:
Shevchenko7 > hi
Synex > hi
Shevchenko7 > what is snail?
Synex > A snail, is a small creature you find in your garden, mostly under lettuce leaves
Shevchenko7 > can you link that m8
Synex > er.. dunno how to - but you could look it up in an encyclopedia about nature?
Shevchenko7 > how much is for that BPC?
Synex > I dunno, i couldn't accept anything less than a billion for it, its been used by God afterall.
Shevchenko7 > uufff
Shevchenko7 > sry for bothering you
Shevchenko7 > cya
CyberPhaz > WTS Worm BPC
Synex > WTS Snail BPC (Used by God, 1000 runs left)
Convo'ed by Shevchenko7:
Shevchenko7 > hi
Synex > hi
Shevchenko7 > what is snail?
Synex > A snail, is a small creature you find in your garden, mostly under lettuce leaves
Shevchenko7 > can you link that m8
Synex > er.. dunno how to - but you could look it up in an encyclopedia about nature?
Shevchenko7 > how much is for that BPC?
Synex > I dunno, i couldn't accept anything less than a billion for it, its been used by God afterall.
Shevchenko7 > uufff
Shevchenko7 > sry for bothering you
Shevchenko7 > cya
Leindo > Press X if you see this message
Azia Burgi > Y
Khellias > Z
Azia Burgi > Y
Khellias > Z
Tamora > i have chronic runs too so maybe some afkness :D
Jor Myne > too much detail
Jor Myne > mind u my piles are palying up
Tamora > so you dont wanna hear about the toilet
rolls ive kept in the fridge then?
Jor Myne > i was itching them with my front door key earlier, it doesnt fit in the lock now
Tamora > alien piles. get a rubber ring.
Rovol > ewwww
Jor Myne > and i must get a new wire brush tomorrow
Jor Myne > too much detail
Jor Myne > mind u my piles are palying up
Tamora > so you dont wanna hear about the toilet
rolls ive kept in the fridge then?
Jor Myne > i was itching them with my front door key earlier, it doesnt fit in the lock now
Tamora > alien piles. get a rubber ring.
Rovol > ewwww
Jor Myne > and i must get a new wire brush tomorrow
Spartan Colonol > was that a rat!?
Lee Janssen > Was that a bird?
Lee Janssen > Was it a plane?
Lee Janssen > NO!
Lee Janssen > IT WAS, SUPERSHROOOM!
Spartan Colonol > a rat at the gate... in 0.5 :S
Lee Janssen > Yea, so?
Spartan Colonol > hehem fail
Shalazan > Have you heard?
Lee Janssen > Yes, have you?
Controller Vrelk > but, i thought everyone had heard......
Lee Janssen > Appearently not.
Lee Janssen > But it was yes, my understanting that everyone, HAD HEARD!
Controller Vrelk > you havent heard about the bird?
Shalazan > THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD!
Lee Janssen > A Bap bap-bird bird bird, Bir-bird's the word!
Shalazan > SUUFFFIINNN BIRRdsaldjhflakjlfhkjfhakfhbkalhfahfashfasfh kjahfkjlas
Shalazan > /emote 's pod falls over
Lee Janssen > A mamm-mamm-maaaa, umma maa maa
Lee Janssen > Umma maa maa!
Shalazan > Lee, Can you call 911 for me?
Lee Janssen > I DONT KNOW
Lee Janssen > WHAT'S THE NUMBER MAN?
Lee Janssen > Wuick!
Shalazan > ummm
Lee Janssen > QUICK!
Shalazan > idk
Lee Janssen > DAmn it!
Shalazan > you were suppost to rmember!
Lee Janssen > I know,
Lee Janssen > I totally forgot!
Lee Janssen > Was that a bird?
Lee Janssen > Was it a plane?
Lee Janssen > NO!
Lee Janssen > IT WAS, SUPERSHROOOM!
Spartan Colonol > a rat at the gate... in 0.5 :S
Lee Janssen > Yea, so?
Spartan Colonol > hehem fail
Shalazan > Have you heard?
Lee Janssen > Yes, have you?
Controller Vrelk > but, i thought everyone had heard......
Lee Janssen > Appearently not.
Lee Janssen > But it was yes, my understanting that everyone, HAD HEARD!
Controller Vrelk > you havent heard about the bird?
Shalazan > THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD!
Lee Janssen > A Bap bap-bird bird bird, Bir-bird's the word!
Shalazan > SUUFFFIINNN BIRRdsaldjhflakjlfhkjfhakfhbkalhfahfashfasfh kjahfkjlas
Shalazan > /emote 's pod falls over
Lee Janssen > A mamm-mamm-maaaa, umma maa maa
Lee Janssen > Umma maa maa!
Shalazan > Lee, Can you call 911 for me?
Lee Janssen > I DONT KNOW
Lee Janssen > WHAT'S THE NUMBER MAN?
Lee Janssen > Wuick!
Shalazan > ummm
Lee Janssen > QUICK!
Shalazan > idk
Lee Janssen > DAmn it!
Shalazan > you were suppost to rmember!
Lee Janssen > I know,
Lee Janssen > I totally forgot!
BorisHotch > There is a channel created to help people who are having problems on missions, or who want to help other people physically do missions. Its called helpmymission channel. Please check our IGB site for more info: www.helpmymission.co.uk
Gamaroth > Does that feel like an eve dating service to anyone else?
Gamaroth > -Hi, what are you wearing?
-A raven. what about you?
-A mega.
Gamaroth > Does that feel like an eve dating service to anyone else?
Gamaroth > -Hi, what are you wearing?
-A raven. what about you?
-A mega.
<Urban_Mongral> you know what he drinks Gal?
<Urban_Mongral> Breezers!
<[GRN]Galazar> lol
<Ellisa> lol
<[GRN]Galazar> haha
<[GRN]Galazar> he's gayer than me
<[GRN]Galazar> the queer
<DJ_Xod> Bitch Beers!
<Ellisa> lol
<Urban_Mongral> no - your still gayer because you drink Semen Gal
<Urban_Mongral> Breezers!
<[GRN]Galazar> lol
<Ellisa> lol
<[GRN]Galazar> haha
<[GRN]Galazar> he's gayer than me
<[GRN]Galazar> the queer
<DJ_Xod> Bitch Beers!
<Ellisa> lol
<Urban_Mongral> no - your still gayer because you drink Semen Gal
Alex Dovet > sex is just what people do if they want kids
Elena Nihilim > We'll see who can tap F12 the fastest!
Elena Nihilim > Ready?
Vel'Kethor > go
Elena Nihilim > I win!
Vel'Kethor > well yea, its hard for me to find it..... i have dissabilities..
Elena Nihilim > I feel for you man.
Vel'Kethor > dont have to beat a man when he's down you know... could have let me win :(
Elena Nihilim > This is EVE MAN! NOT HELLO KITTY ONLINE! RAWR!
Elena Nihilim > Ready?
Vel'Kethor > go
Elena Nihilim > I win!
Vel'Kethor > well yea, its hard for me to find it..... i have dissabilities..
Elena Nihilim > I feel for you man.
Vel'Kethor > dont have to beat a man when he's down you know... could have let me win :(
Elena Nihilim > This is EVE MAN! NOT HELLO KITTY ONLINE! RAWR!
Fast Eddie > Mind you, I remember one time... I flat out told this girl the bloke who was hitting on her was a) a liar and b) married.... she had a child by him less than a year after...
Fast Eddie > ...oh, and a nervous breakdown.
Rana Ash > Some of my gender are like that Eddie
Tyree Jinx > logic doesnt enter into sexual desire
Tyree Jinx > if it did id be gettin lucky all the time.. lol