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10am on a weekday..........

<CmdRat> damn it, don't you people work!?!?
<Lip> :P
<@Faramir> work?
<Lip> hey means mining and hauling
Lucas Tigh > I would not be surprised if the folks at CCP come up with solar system names by getting good and drunk while some poor sober chap records their prophetic ramblings.
<Pallantre> and, like eric idle said,
<Pallantre> god will make you pay for each sperm that can't be found
<Pallantre> well,
<HellGremlin> That's pretty fucked up.
<HellGremlin> I'm jerking off in churches from now on.
Stepping Razor > omg. local smack can be so much bigger now
Cosmico > its now region-smacking o/
Toria Nynys > Federation uses deadly gas, death count soars. That sounds like my family -- we had mexican for dinner.
<eskalin> molle wtf is a ladettes?
<Theo> a male version of the bidet
<wizzard66> lol
<wizzard66> when i went to a good hotel with my wife, she saw a bidet for the first time. before i knew it she was washing her feet into one
<wizzard66> then i explained wat it was
<wizzard66> she spend like 20 minutes on it
<abs> hahaha
<Throdax> lmao
<wizzard66> and i had to leave the room :-(
<travelingsales> 27 minutes till I join the civilized people who have mastered Electronics V
<travelingsales> before now I was just banging my ship computer with a stick
Zoarial > we were wating for the FC and then his coms clickd on and all u heard was a chick and she was moaning geddon geddon geddon then it was quitet then u hear abbadoonnnnnnn
WHISKEY0001 > "and boom goes thorax"
AlexieStukov > symptoms of video game addiction
Sarmaul > she could do with putting on a couple of pounds
Montero > yea tell here to eat sopmething :
Sarmaul > if I wanted to fuck a skeleton I would go grave digging
<moocifer> no no I don't need a teeny weeny computer screen :(
<RangerXT> 30 inch?
<moocifer> was thinking 46"
<Ohne-> obvoisly talking about my penis
<moocifer> yes
<RangerXT> 60inch?
<moocifer> no 46"
<Bek> thats 46", not 4.6" Ohne-
<Ohne-> see
<Ohne-> I must have misread
<Ohne-> carry on
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