Heartstone > I mean missions. It's like "Oh look Steve just got blown up! Let's get him" "Now now John you can cleary see he's 35km and we're only meant to engage if he gets to 32km" "Dang you're right... Wanna play poker?"
Twisty ThePirate > Hello there
Tony Camorra > greeings!
Tony Camorra > listen you are a pirate?
Tony Camorra > can you keep a secret?
Twisty ThePirate > sure
Tony Camorra > my ship and my pod depend on it
Tony Camorra > jump to my position
Tony Camorra > i found something extraordinary
Twisty ThePirate > i'm mid mission im afraid
Tony Camorra > this will get you moar the your mission
Tony Camorra > you ever heard of wh space?
Twisty ThePirate > yep
Tony Camorra > i found one
Tony Camorra > a wormhole right in this system
Twisty ThePirate > yeah they do tend to get around
Tony Camorra > there are some sleeper sites that i have already farmed i jsut need someone to salvage
Tony Camorra > but i got people after me
Tony Camorra > as we speak i move between various safespots
Twisty ThePirate > I only have my ratting ship in system im afraid mate
Tony Camorra > do you have a salvager?
Twisty ThePirate > hell no, far too lazy for it
Tony Camorra > these guys will find it sooner or later
Tony Camorra > we may have 30 minutes
Tony Camorra > i can't follow you into the wh
Tony Camorra > they track me
Tony Camorra > they would know that ym treasure is here
Tony Camorra > i need you to get it
Tony Camorra > i give you a third of everything
Twisty ThePirate > just out of interest does this ever work?
Tony Camorra > damnit i give you half
Tony Camorra > your name say your a pirate...
Twisty ThePirate > i mean you sound suspicously like a role player
Twisty ThePirate > my name says pirate but my bio says im not
Tony Camorra > ...
Tony Camorra > this is NOT the time for words are you in or not
Twisty ThePirate > i'll pass thanks, im trying to go a week without blowing up
Tony Camorra > you will neva be a pirate yarrrrrrr
Tony Camorra > greeings!
Tony Camorra > listen you are a pirate?
Tony Camorra > can you keep a secret?
Twisty ThePirate > sure
Tony Camorra > my ship and my pod depend on it
Tony Camorra > jump to my position
Tony Camorra > i found something extraordinary
Twisty ThePirate > i'm mid mission im afraid
Tony Camorra > this will get you moar the your mission
Tony Camorra > you ever heard of wh space?
Twisty ThePirate > yep
Tony Camorra > i found one
Tony Camorra > a wormhole right in this system
Twisty ThePirate > yeah they do tend to get around
Tony Camorra > there are some sleeper sites that i have already farmed i jsut need someone to salvage
Tony Camorra > but i got people after me
Tony Camorra > as we speak i move between various safespots
Twisty ThePirate > I only have my ratting ship in system im afraid mate
Tony Camorra > do you have a salvager?
Twisty ThePirate > hell no, far too lazy for it
Tony Camorra > these guys will find it sooner or later
Tony Camorra > we may have 30 minutes
Tony Camorra > i can't follow you into the wh
Tony Camorra > they track me
Tony Camorra > they would know that ym treasure is here
Tony Camorra > i need you to get it
Tony Camorra > i give you a third of everything
Twisty ThePirate > just out of interest does this ever work?
Tony Camorra > damnit i give you half
Tony Camorra > your name say your a pirate...
Twisty ThePirate > i mean you sound suspicously like a role player
Twisty ThePirate > my name says pirate but my bio says im not
Tony Camorra > ...
Tony Camorra > this is NOT the time for words are you in or not
Twisty ThePirate > i'll pass thanks, im trying to go a week without blowing up
Tony Camorra > you will neva be a pirate yarrrrrrr
xxxmina: how did a cap get on kill list?
Romandra: typically a cap gets on a kill list by dying
Romandra: the rest of the times they're fake mails
Romandra: and no actual capitals are harmed in the making of those.
Romandra: typically a cap gets on a kill list by dying
Romandra: the rest of the times they're fake mails
Romandra: and no actual capitals are harmed in the making of those.
Nindarsi khalAmen > and alcohol is no way to repair a ship!
<Ulviirala> and they wrote CEO wrong
<Ulviirala> chef executing officer, I mean, what does he do? commandeering the kitchen personell?
<Ulviirala> chef executing officer, I mean, what does he do? commandeering the kitchen personell?
Charon Enma > well, if you are going to ruin your life by getting married, going for in laws that cant speak your language is a plus
Damion Scott > Nice hot steaming shower sounded nice... Then I burnt my nuts >_<
Doylent Green > told ya, Dami...NEVER get the shower massage that close to the meat & taters!
JMFaust > That's why you don't do a handstand in the shower
Damion Scott > lmfao no. I had the water on my back, and when I turned around I cranked the hot water and the shower head was aimed directly junkwards
Triple Entendre > 'Junkwards' is now in my vocabulary. I thank you, good sir.
Doylent Green > told ya, Dami...NEVER get the shower massage that close to the meat & taters!
JMFaust > That's why you don't do a handstand in the shower
Damion Scott > lmfao no. I had the water on my back, and when I turned around I cranked the hot water and the shower head was aimed directly junkwards
Triple Entendre > 'Junkwards' is now in my vocabulary. I thank you, good sir.
Bek > There are 2 things I like in Eve.
Entity > am I one of them?
Entity > ♥
Bek > Consequence and Freeform.
Entity > damnit
Bek > You're in my top ten of things wrong with Eve.
Entity > am I one of them?
Entity > ♥
Bek > Consequence and Freeform.
Entity > damnit
Bek > You're in my top ten of things wrong with Eve.
Lucius Britannia > "Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever."
Sampson Bishop > lol
Shasta Sun > sounds like fun Luc
Shasta Sun > don't tell Allan might keep the baby awake lol
Lucius Britannia > I know huh?
Lucius Britannia > might actually have to try that =)
Shasta Sun > a little percucssion accompanyment
Lucius Britannia > not to mention an 'air ride'
Shasta Sun > yep
Shasta Sun > best done on a hard surface if you want the sound
Lucius Britannia > voice of experience? =)
Shasta Sun > imagination
Lucius Britannia > good answer
Sampson Bishop > lol
Shasta Sun > sounds like fun Luc
Shasta Sun > don't tell Allan might keep the baby awake lol
Lucius Britannia > I know huh?
Lucius Britannia > might actually have to try that =)
Shasta Sun > a little percucssion accompanyment
Lucius Britannia > not to mention an 'air ride'
Shasta Sun > yep
Shasta Sun > best done on a hard surface if you want the sound
Lucius Britannia > voice of experience? =)
Shasta Sun > imagination
Lucius Britannia > good answer
Govna > My cerberus seems to suddenly have more lights on it than it used to.
Ratzap > Xmas edition?
Ratzap > Xmas edition?