Spork Witch > onegai: the one with the red X at the top right of the chat window lol
Onegai Oniisan > ooh.
Onegai Oniisan > Handy.
Spork Witch > onegai: all thanks are accepted in the form of isk ^_-
ISD PlayingCard > Spork - this channel is not a suitable venue for making financial arrangements. Do not Beg for ISK.
* Spork Witch facedesks
Onegai Oniisan > ooh.
Onegai Oniisan > Handy.
Spork Witch > onegai: all thanks are accepted in the form of isk ^_-
ISD PlayingCard > Spork - this channel is not a suitable venue for making financial arrangements. Do not Beg for ISK.
* Spork Witch facedesks
Cocyte > I'm definitely the worst combat pilot of the universe :
Cocyte > Victim: Cocyte Alliance: Coalition Of Empires Corp: Azure Horizon Destroyed: Malediction System: 4-EP12 Security: 0.0
Cocyte > Involved parties:Name: Floating Debris / Serpentis (laid the final blow)
Cocyte > Even debris can shot me down :-/
Cocyte > Victim: Cocyte Alliance: Coalition Of Empires Corp: Azure Horizon Destroyed: Malediction System: 4-EP12 Security: 0.0
Cocyte > Involved parties:Name: Floating Debris / Serpentis (laid the final blow)
Cocyte > Even debris can shot me down :-/
Haffrage > Hi Kalest.
Kalest > holy shit!
Kalest > I was wondering what was gonna happen
Haffrage > Meh, I got tired of having power in R-Gen
Haffrage > So I decided to come over here and have power.
Kalest > lol
Kalest > r-gen kinda surprised me
Gehmis > it surprised us r-geners also :P
Kalest > ok, now I really am surprised
Other Side > yar:(
Kalest > I'm glad y'all stayed in axe
Haffrage > Don't worry.
Haffrage > I have no intention of stopping the gay.
Kalest > rofl
Gehmis > that should frighten you.. a lot
Gehmis > because when haff brings the gay he really brings the gay
Kalest > of that I have no doubt
Haffrage > When I bring the gay and you're not ready for it it's like being hit by an 18 wheeler.
Haffrage > So buy some kneepads bitches.
Haffrage > You'll be on your knees a lot.
Kalest > holy shit!
Kalest > I was wondering what was gonna happen
Haffrage > Meh, I got tired of having power in R-Gen
Haffrage > So I decided to come over here and have power.
Kalest > lol
Kalest > r-gen kinda surprised me
Gehmis > it surprised us r-geners also :P
Kalest > ok, now I really am surprised
Other Side > yar:(
Kalest > I'm glad y'all stayed in axe
Haffrage > Don't worry.
Haffrage > I have no intention of stopping the gay.
Kalest > rofl
Gehmis > that should frighten you.. a lot
Gehmis > because when haff brings the gay he really brings the gay
Kalest > of that I have no doubt
Haffrage > When I bring the gay and you're not ready for it it's like being hit by an 18 wheeler.
Haffrage > So buy some kneepads bitches.
Haffrage > You'll be on your knees a lot.
<HellGremlin> Hmm
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
Thadeous Dalitri > what are the odds you just letting us pass peacefully through that gate?
Sakura Nihil > In exchange for what?
Sakura Nihil > Passage implies a fee...
Thadeous Dalitri > In exchange for my friendship.
Sakura Nihil > Sorry, fresh outta that.
Sakura Nihil > Princess Celestia approves of your proposal, however.
Sakura Nihil > Friendship should be a currency...
Sakura Nihil > Even though I bet China will peg the exchange rate to it...
Sakura Nihil > In exchange for what?
Sakura Nihil > Passage implies a fee...
Thadeous Dalitri > In exchange for my friendship.
Sakura Nihil > Sorry, fresh outta that.
Sakura Nihil > Princess Celestia approves of your proposal, however.
Sakura Nihil > Friendship should be a currency...
Sakura Nihil > Even though I bet China will peg the exchange rate to it...
Theo Samaritan > whatever you have been drinking please drink more of it so you can choke on your own vomit
Kayne Darklight > wb vlad
VladtheInhaler > came for a quickie, about to sit down for dinner any minute
Kayne Darklight > there is no such thing as a 'quickie' with EvE, she`s not that kind of mistress
VladtheInhaler > came for a quickie, about to sit down for dinner any minute
Kayne Darklight > there is no such thing as a 'quickie' with EvE, she`s not that kind of mistress
Jerimiah Riggs > Yup, always wanted to get 3 women in bed. The cosmic sense of humor of the universe lands me with a wife and two daughters. Be careful what you wish for.
NarkoKrig > thats an awsome ship you got there Chew ;)
Chewan Mesa > Left my baby in 0.0 :)
Haffrage > Am I a bad person for reading "left my baby in" and thinking "microwave?"
Chewan Mesa > Left my baby in 0.0 :)
Haffrage > Am I a bad person for reading "left my baby in" and thinking "microwave?"
Mordax Ibrium > Do they speak Hollish over in Holland?
Gungankllr > No, they Holla
Gungankllr > No, they Holla