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Joda Vibe > so she's actually been playing a month
Joda Vibe > just fyi
bl3ach > stop falling in love with that nub
Joda Vibe > lol
Joda Vibe > dude, she's prolly a dude
bl3ach > like i said
(extra info: from Old Farts corp chat)
Cybr Hawg > oh nm im having a OF moment
Hellspawn01 > whats that?
Cybr Hawg > moment of confusion
Hellspawn01 > rofl
Tom Rebane > still think my plans better
Rodamus Zero > Blow shit up and run away giggling like a girl?
Tom Rebane > blow shit up and cloak
SilentHunter13 > the caldari way
SilentHunter13 > blow shit up then panic at the fact you have a megathron point blank at you
SilentHunter13 > hmm, we should make a board game kind of thing
SilentHunter13 > 4 people only
SilentHunter13 > one person chooses caldari
SilentHunter13 > moves onto a 'chance' square
SilentHunter13 > "you meet a abaddon, go back to start of the game"
SilentHunter13 > gallente guy goes on "you meet a neut tempest, roll a dice. On a roll of a 4+ you live"
SilentHunter13 > minmatar rule
SilentHunter13 > "every move, roll a dice, if 3+ you dont fall apart"
[SilentHunter13 > amarr would get there but hes already ran out of cap back at the start
Rodamus Zero > You roll a 5 and land on "Patch day" square, miss a turn for extended downtime
Tom Rebane > in stead of community chest you could have macro miner can
Tom Rebane > empty the can to see whats inside
SilentHunter13 > Instead of go to jail it would have Go to Jita? Do not pass start, do not collect isk. The places you can buy would be mostly 0.0 I'd expect.
SilentHunter13 > You lose a POS, pay 1bil fine.
Sakura Nihil > "We have enough ECM to jam God."
Sakura Nihil > "God's in siege, though..."
Mss Darkness > kiddiecare, bbiab
Stella SGP > awe look the tough minnie pvper is doing kiddie care
Kyrall > hahaha
Arro Cera > lol
Arro Cera > the words "minnie" or "minmatar" and "pvper" dont go in the same sentence
Stella SGP > yea but minmatar guys look the toughest in the game if u ask me
Arro Cera > EVER
Arro Cera > :p
Kyrall > erm... nanos?
Arro Cera > thats not pvping
Kyrall > LOL
Arro Cera > its going fast and shooting guns
Shadow XII > I used my Myrmidon
Sir Wolfgang > ya, but you use any weapons?
Shadow XII > Nope.
Shadow XII > See what I did is warped in, cruised around, had some tea, and they exploded due to my pure awesome.
Shadow XII > Of course I used weapons, what kind of idiot fucking question is that?
Seraphim Risen > /emote nods. "I'm sure that's all it was... What if I called you for a booty call?"
Shalee Lianne /emote quirks a thin delicate brow as she looks to her, grinning. "Uh....you're a girl."
Seraphim Risen And?
Shalee Lianne ...I'm a girl.
Seraphim Risen > AND?
Shalee Lianne One of us seems to be missing a part to make a booty call work. Just saying.
Seraphim Risen /emote shrugs. "That's what you think."
Ashar KorAzor (In this chat, Shalee learns about homosexuality.)
Ashar KorAzor > (Full story at eleven.)
Shalee Lianne But...I mean...do you....are you....
Seraphim Risen Am I what?
Seraphim Risen /emote grins
Shalee Lianne /emote couldn't quite seem to find the words she was looking for.
Kurann > sec status ren
Ren Tales > Idling at gates ftl
Kurann > you wouldn't have to worry if you got it back up
Ren Tales > But the -7 gives me a +5 bonus to intimidate skill checks
Aisha Blaze > but it provokes attacks of opportunity every round
Ren Tales > but if if I take the feats "use safespot" and "mobiltity"
Ren Tales > it negates the penalty
Aisha Blaze > gates give +10 to gank rolls
Ren Tales > They also prevent your party from asisting in combat.
Tiirae > True, but if the other person has a rat hunter of level 6 or higher, they can cast the spell "instagank"
Ren Tales > Damn instagankage
Tiirae > indeed
Ren Tales > if they have the feat "OMG FU NOOB" they can use a speacial "confusingly mispelled smack talk" attack
Ren Tales > which causes a rescently incapacitated oponent to become enraged...
Ice Nomad > i had saved a fitting the devs had that was a piece of veld and a cow lol
Ice Nomad > would like to see a cow flying through space
JB Gibson > Yes Please!!! Everything you need in life, a cow and veld....
Thesch Hunsum > a cow hiting a veld rock at 10,000 m/s
Ice Nomad > yea it was veld but it had 5 dd's on it lol
Thesch Hunsum > or mabye justin beieber hiting a veld rock at 100 km/s
Volans SF > heh
JB Gibson > and thats how Compressed Dense Veld is made!!!
Thesch Hunsum > lol
Thesch Hunsum > get a group of ships to form a sphere around a veld spar and shoot cow's at it till it's compressed!
Aamuryn > The mes would be everywhere!
Phil Tao > what?
Aamuryn > Shooting cows at a veldspar rock... could you imagine the mess?
Phil Tao > not that, how did that even occur as a discussion?
Aamuryn > Something about dev-fits and... I have no idea.
Shadow Foxden > cow's is space.... Mooo over herd comign thru
JB Gibson > You know this thread is being awesome!!! Now, to copypasta and paste to omgrawr....
Phil Tao > this is a thread?! hang on ill brb with ponies
Ivan Moskva > hey naomi, read your first name backwards
Naomi Wynn > imoan
Naomi Wynn > hahahaha
Naomi Wynn > fuckin a
Ivan Moskva > /emote winks
Naomi Wynn > over 2 years and i haven't noticed that, thanks...
Ivan Moskva > welcome lol
Naomi Wynn > now it begs the question, why were you staring at my name? o.O
Ivan Moskva > cause of the name itself
Ivan Moskva > :)
Ivan Moskva > c'mere ya smexy thang
Naomi Wynn > i charge 10m isk per minute
Ivan Moskva > damn i could book you for a year?
Naomi Wynn > fuck ice mining alts
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