Discrodia > oh wow.... the actress whose the blue girl in Avatar was also the girl in Star Trek
Discrodia > completely offtopic but WTH
AeonthePiglet > didnt see it
Discrodia > meh, lookeed it up on el Wikipedia
AeonthePiglet > you just want to get inside her furry crotch
AeonthePiglet > lool
Discrodia > X_x
Discrodia > I don't even think they have genitalia
Discrodia > I think they just hook their rape-cords together and grope each other for a while :P
AeonthePiglet > see thats what i said too
AeonthePiglet > but my sister was all SHES SITTING ON HIS DICK PLACE
AeonthePiglet > and she's 21
Discrodia > completely offtopic but WTH
AeonthePiglet > didnt see it
Discrodia > meh, lookeed it up on el Wikipedia
AeonthePiglet > you just want to get inside her furry crotch
AeonthePiglet > lool
Discrodia > X_x
Discrodia > I don't even think they have genitalia
Discrodia > I think they just hook their rape-cords together and grope each other for a while :P
AeonthePiglet > see thats what i said too
AeonthePiglet > but my sister was all SHES SITTING ON HIS DICK PLACE
AeonthePiglet > and she's 21
EVE System > Channel changed to Maila Local Channel
Azia Burgi > last low sec system, if these guys realised i had 80mil of stuff in my hold i'd be in serious shit
Azia Burgi > bollocks
Azia Burgi > wrong window
Azia Burgi > /emote waves her hand jedi style "this is not the cormorant you are looking for..."
Azia Burgi > last low sec system, if these guys realised i had 80mil of stuff in my hold i'd be in serious shit
Azia Burgi > bollocks
Azia Burgi > wrong window
Azia Burgi > /emote waves her hand jedi style "this is not the cormorant you are looking for..."
* spiralJunkie is now known as kirsty
* Bek is now known as spiraljunkie
* Mogatu is now known as Bek
* Levin is now known as Mogatu
* Bek is now known as spiraljunkie
* Mogatu is now known as Bek
* Levin is now known as Mogatu
JimmyRay>to the breadshop!
Jocke> and beyond!
Jocke> and beyond!
boppers > Imperial Navy Tachyon Beam Laser x 4 +my sisters phone number
Celeste Wolfe > how old is your sister?
boppers > 22
Celeste Wolfe > what state does she live in?
Chiralos > constant fear
Celeste Wolfe > how old is your sister?
boppers > 22
Celeste Wolfe > what state does she live in?
Chiralos > constant fear
Eblis Bey > i got fucking wife agro right now
Eblis Bey > so i cant talk on TS she is setting in the chair next to my pc
Eblis Bey > so i cant talk on TS she is setting in the chair next to my pc
Duckeye > I just got a thing about bondage and a woman that can dig in real deep and get the truth out of me
Witchking > well it was in Scotland
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
STARLETT > 2005.06.20 13:52:02 notify For your part in the destruction of a Plastic Wrap your security status has been adjusted by -0.4000.
ParMizaN > may he rest in peace...
ParMizaN > may he rest in peace...
Kalrissia > Local is now rife with words such as turd, biatch?? Griefer and from my end... cocksucking limp dick weevils.
3xc41ibuR > how old r they lol
Kalrissia > Young.
Kobinator > weevils
Kobinator > lol
Kalrissia > If I sneezed in their general direction I'd cause chaos.
Kobinator > wtf is a weevil? sounds like something i would do to a redhead
Kalrissia > It's a wood burrowing insect.
Kobinator > HAH
Kalrissia > LMAO
Kobinator > im a redhead burrowing insect!
3xc41ibuR > how old r they lol
Kalrissia > Young.
Kobinator > weevils
Kobinator > lol
Kalrissia > If I sneezed in their general direction I'd cause chaos.
Kobinator > wtf is a weevil? sounds like something i would do to a redhead
Kalrissia > It's a wood burrowing insect.
Kobinator > HAH
Kalrissia > LMAO
Kobinator > im a redhead burrowing insect!