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Madscotsman > Your Miner II perfectly hits Asteroid (Condensed Scordite) wrecking for 573 units of Condensed Scordite
Smashertron > lol
Madscotsman > 2004.12.19 20:11:13 notify Miner II deactivates as it finds its asteroid a ravaged husk of the glorious boulder it once was.
Madscotsman > pwned
Smashertron > lol
Madscotsman > i hate mining, now i remember why i gave up on it a long time ago LOL
Smashertron > [ 2004.11.27 23:37:47 ] (notify) Your cloaking systems are being jammed by police who are currently in pursuit of you.
Madscotsman > lmao
Smashertron > that has to be the best one i ever got
AbraKadaver > lmao
AbraKadaver > police have anticloak hax
Madscotsman > and the SuperSafeSpot Buster v2.03
Smashertron > yea lol
Erek0se > Does anyone know where I can get 110 small arms?
Jacob Etienne > erek
Jacob Etienne > first you need 220 midgets
Jacob Etienne > then a hacksaw
Promon Delnai > actually
Promon Delnai > youd only need 55 midgets
Promon Delnai > since they have two arms
Jacob Etienne > jesus christ
Jacob Etienne > i cant count
Quontrex Ashimi > redneck cloaking device = big blue tarp from walmart
Vipes Magee > I got kicked out of a costume party for wearing nothing but a red shirt... apparently no one's ever heard of Winnie the Pooh
Sarmaul > the definition of having a bad day: trashing the same skill book 3 fucking times instead of training it
CCP Prism X > The veldnaught is a nudist colony that was founded before nekkid bodies were made illegal.
<Oneiromancer> We're proud to announce that Eve more or less works.
Nilkarus : Sokhar's harmless
Nilkarus : He's like one of those tiny toy poodles that barks and barks at you then tries to hump your leg.
Aduna > hey mirel
Aduna > stfu and go fuck your sister
Aduna > :)
mirel yirrin > NO
mirel yirrin > SHUT UP
mirel yirrin > FUCK OFF
Freyjan > ill fuck her
mirel yirrin > DIE IN A PLANE FIRE
Freyjan > wait you have a sister?
Freyjan > no mirel
Freyjan > chemical fire
Freyjan > CHEMICAL
Freyjan > or grease
mirel yirrin > a very young, jailbait sister >_>
Freyjan > nice
Freyjan > pix plz?
Freyjan > linky linky
mirel yirrin > and every single fucking person in this fucking corp is obsessed with fucking her for some reason!
mirel yirrin > You bunch of sick bastards!
Freyjan > my friend once made a comment about how he'd fuck my sister
Freyjan > this was at a party we were having
Rhodey > She sounds like the girl from harry potter! ITS HAWT
Freyjan > this is before he knew i had one, actually
mirel yirrin > Come back in four years you Cock-juggling thundercunts !
Freyjan > so I shout back to him (truthfully).....
Freyjan > DUDE she's SEVEN!!!
Freyjan > and he's like OH MY GOD
mirel yirrin > WIN!
Freyjan > everyone sorta laughs at him and calls him a pedo for a week
mirel yirrin > afk watching vindicator movie
Freyjan > it was hysterical =)
Aduna > mirel, chalk up another omgrawr entry
Zankul > i see we got 48h R&R :)
Lana Sage > yeah 48h of reds in our systems
3rr0rc0d3 > that's what R&R means atm: Reds & Roaming
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