Dominikov > <------that way
Dominikov > ------>sorry this way
NovaReon > I thought it was over there ^
Dominikov > nope \/ that way
Dominikov > ------>sorry this way
NovaReon > I thought it was over there ^
Dominikov > nope \/ that way
Marchant LaCroix > go get yerself some Cajones mr rooker.
* Rooker cuts off marchant's cojones with a spork
Rooker > ok, now what?
* Marchant LaCroix takes his cajones back and staples them in place.
Marchant LaCroix > get yer own ya lazy begger.
* Rooker cuts off marchant's cojones with a spork
Rooker > ok, now what?
* Marchant LaCroix takes his cajones back and staples them in place.
Marchant LaCroix > get yer own ya lazy begger.
Vernn Miller > I even beat jesus with the "lag" I had... lasted for almost a week jesus only had 3 days :))
* G0rF fires up a burn and sets for Lasleinur > off to get a lossmail
Kire Moshiko > Good luck, Mr... Gorf
G0rF > don't need luck, I can lose a ship by skill alone >_<
Kire Moshiko > Good luck, Mr... Gorf
G0rF > don't need luck, I can lose a ship by skill alone >_<
Zo5o > I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Andreus: I wish there was a swearword which could precisely convey the sentiment "you and all the beliefs you hold to be true are deluded and illogical to such an extent as to render your mere presence on the Earth into ample evidence that the human race shouldn't exist at all. I cannot imagine what form of congenital, hereditary mental dysfunction would cause you to believe that this idea is in any way logical or sensible. This is the sort of thing I imagine when God threatens to curse someone unto the seventh generation."
ceyasha > um is 300K good enough for better guns
mazi kun > Might be, the market in this area sorta sucks.
mazi kun > There, that should be plenty.
ceyasha > um thnks but aint that a bit much
mazi kun > Nope.
mazi kun > Actually I wanted my wallet to be an even number so I sent you the extra lol.
ceyasha > OMG that wus extra that shit fucked up my god am i a noob
mazi kun > /emote just choked on his water.
mazi kun > Might be, the market in this area sorta sucks.
mazi kun > There, that should be plenty.
ceyasha > um thnks but aint that a bit much
mazi kun > Nope.
mazi kun > Actually I wanted my wallet to be an even number so I sent you the extra lol.
ceyasha > OMG that wus extra that shit fucked up my god am i a noob
mazi kun > /emote just choked on his water.
Reachok > Livestock, Dairy Products, Metal Scraps, yay!!! NOT!!
Kensai Shimoda > ingreidients for some sort of gross milkshake?
Reachok > iron rich heifer smoothy
Kensai Shimoda > ingreidients for some sort of gross milkshake?
Reachok > iron rich heifer smoothy
Vortex Freeman > anyone got a instacock in 0-0?
Vortex Freeman > *instadock
Xianthar > instacock huh?
Yeggstry > /emote whips it out for Vortex
Yeggstry > hope you like it big :D
Xianthar > instacock? is that like.....premature ejactulation :P
Vortex Freeman > I've got my own ty, no need to get jumpy about it
culdor > Vortex, where ya need em?
Vortex Freeman > need what?
culdor > instacocks
Vortex Freeman > hehe keep it in your pants mate
Vortex Freeman > *instadock
Xianthar > instacock huh?
Yeggstry > /emote whips it out for Vortex
Yeggstry > hope you like it big :D
Xianthar > instacock? is that like.....premature ejactulation :P
Vortex Freeman > I've got my own ty, no need to get jumpy about it
culdor > Vortex, where ya need em?
Vortex Freeman > need what?
culdor > instacocks
Vortex Freeman > hehe keep it in your pants mate