Miskoranda > lol, bumped myself
Wrayeth > Do that often, do you?
Miskoranda > Usually I get my wife to run into my hoarder
Wrayeth > Damn, that must be some deformity on your part if it looks like a hoarder.
Wrayeth > Do that often, do you?
Miskoranda > Usually I get my wife to run into my hoarder
Wrayeth > Damn, that must be some deformity on your part if it looks like a hoarder.
Arcelian > What sound does a baby make in the microwave?
Duckeye > boom
Rahkashi > pop
Arcelian > I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
Duckeye > I like you
Duckeye > boom
Rahkashi > pop
Arcelian > I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
Duckeye > I like you
My corp mate was salvaging on our level IV missions, he suddenly goes afk for about three hours. He comes back and says:
Rodiznay > ohh my was sleeping........ think ill go to bed cya all
Rodiznay > ohh my was sleeping........ think ill go to bed cya all
baggi0 > been doin this since i came out my mumma's baby maker
KinkyHobo > How old were you when you went in?!
Piscis > thats just wrong
KinkyHobo > How old were you when you went in?!
Piscis > thats just wrong
Alex Logan > vc just reached a new eve low
Alex Logan > I had a ferox scrambled in a belt
Alex Logan > stab monkey warped off
Alex Logan > then offered me a 1v1
Alex Logan > but
Alex Logan > in dark age of camelot
Alex Logan > 0.o
Alex Logan > I had a ferox scrambled in a belt
Alex Logan > stab monkey warped off
Alex Logan > then offered me a 1v1
Alex Logan > but
Alex Logan > in dark age of camelot
Alex Logan > 0.o
ApophisXP > they have 2 options, stay in a station till they die of aids or undock and die now
Taes Valkiir > once we get settled, nooey, we have to go on another nullsec inty spree.
Taes Valkiir > that was the best time i've had in eve in a while.
Nooey > I'd come with you today, but I'm just a bit too emu
Lucian Alucard > ur a bird?
Taes Valkiir > /emote nods gravely.
Taes Valkiir > hotkeys are *way* hard with wings.
Taes Valkiir > that was the best time i've had in eve in a while.
Nooey > I'd come with you today, but I'm just a bit too emu
Lucian Alucard > ur a bird?
Taes Valkiir > /emote nods gravely.
Taes Valkiir > hotkeys are *way* hard with wings.
Oveur > There are 6 people that create missions and dungeons all day.
NTRabbit > and between those 6 people there is precisely 9 minutes of experience in interacting with a woman
Oveur > NTRabbit: Depends, there are women in the group ...
NTRabbit > surely you jest sir
Oveur > No, I just remembered since I got the same question the other day :)
NTRabbit > and between those 6 people there is precisely 9 minutes of experience in interacting with a woman
Oveur > NTRabbit: Depends, there are women in the group ...
NTRabbit > surely you jest sir
Oveur > No, I just remembered since I got the same question the other day :)
cpt kenny > erm. wheres the store?
Rooker > the new button in the service thing on the right
cpt kenny > aaaah the big fucking button that you have to be a tit to miss. cheers :o)
Rooker > the new button in the service thing on the right
cpt kenny > aaaah the big fucking button that you have to be a tit to miss. cheers :o)
Culmen > MJI station camped by red stealth bombers
GENERAL GRIZZLY > I'm outside MJI
GENERAL GRIZZLY > nothing visible
GENERAL GRIZZLY > prob cloaked
Culmen > hence the stealth part of the stealth bombers
Sly294 > that is some good logic ya know
GENERAL GRIZZLY > I'm outside MJI
GENERAL GRIZZLY > nothing visible
GENERAL GRIZZLY > prob cloaked
Culmen > hence the stealth part of the stealth bombers
Sly294 > that is some good logic ya know