Jetsam Starson > 2006.04.21 00:21:06 combat Your Devastator Cruise Missile hits Caldari Shuttle <ASCN>(Caldari Shuttle), doing 12.9 damage.
Jetsam Starson > Looks like I need to work on my precision skills a bit
Volatar > LOL
Ammodawg > OMG
Valdruk > hey guys
Ammodawg > I fart for more dmg than that
Ortogal > lol
Jetsam Starson > Sig radius 25m, even light missiles would take a reduction on it :)
Soggoth > *Ammodawg fart and does 47.8 damage to Jetsam
Ammodawg > yea right, i had mexican tonight
* Ammodawg farts for 1200 area dmg
Jetsam Starson > Looks like I need to work on my precision skills a bit
Volatar > LOL
Ammodawg > OMG
Valdruk > hey guys
Ammodawg > I fart for more dmg than that
Ortogal > lol
Jetsam Starson > Sig radius 25m, even light missiles would take a reduction on it :)
Soggoth > *Ammodawg fart and does 47.8 damage to Jetsam
Ammodawg > yea right, i had mexican tonight
* Ammodawg farts for 1200 area dmg
Valea Silpha > you mean if you stick the ruler into your puppyfat further it looks longer ?
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
EVE System > Channel changed to 93PI-4 Local Channel
suises > :(
suises > ok just pod me
suises > do me!!!!
suises > hard and fast!!!
suises > fuck yeah!!!!
EVE System > Channel changed to Kisogo Local Channel
suises > fuck me that was different
suises > :(
suises > ok just pod me
suises > do me!!!!
suises > hard and fast!!!
suises > fuck yeah!!!!
EVE System > Channel changed to Kisogo Local Channel
suises > fuck me that was different
Sirilius > chicks dig people who play multiplayer spaceship games
Viceroy: did i tell you about the time i downloaded the 5th book
PepsiTab: It fills me rage just thinking about it.
Viceroy: of harry potter
Viceroy: and read all 600 pages
Viceroy: before realizing it was a fan fiction remake
Tehk: ahahaah
PepsiTab: rofl Viceroy.
Viceroy: i should have fucking suspected something when harry gave snape a blowjob
PepsiTab: rofl
PepsiTab: Pwnd.
Viceroy: but i just thought Rowling was being liberal
PepsiTab: It fills me rage just thinking about it.
Viceroy: of harry potter
Viceroy: and read all 600 pages
Viceroy: before realizing it was a fan fiction remake
Tehk: ahahaah
PepsiTab: rofl Viceroy.
Viceroy: i should have fucking suspected something when harry gave snape a blowjob
PepsiTab: rofl
PepsiTab: Pwnd.
Viceroy: but i just thought Rowling was being liberal
MDS1 > I anyone good at anal? for this c5 magnometric site?
MDS1 > Is anyone*
Civ Zomas > Oh man, that's got to go on OMGRAWR.
Mrs Fantastic > lol
Mrs Fantastic > dave, analysis is not a word you want to abbreviate
Civ Zomas > I honestly wouldn't know if anyone here is good at anal.
Poetry > i um... wow.. um yeah that is one hella typo
MDS1 > We need someone that has anal 5
Bethany TwiLight > lol
MDS1 > Analysis*
stefoukk > i have anal 5
Poetry > ask that alien on American Dad i guess.
MDS1 > An anal specialist
Poetry > oh never mind. hrm.. anal 5, give new mean to the term Sisters Core Probe.
MDS1 > Is anyone*
Civ Zomas > Oh man, that's got to go on OMGRAWR.
Mrs Fantastic > lol
Mrs Fantastic > dave, analysis is not a word you want to abbreviate
Civ Zomas > I honestly wouldn't know if anyone here is good at anal.
Poetry > i um... wow.. um yeah that is one hella typo
MDS1 > We need someone that has anal 5
Bethany TwiLight > lol
MDS1 > Analysis*
stefoukk > i have anal 5
Poetry > ask that alien on American Dad i guess.
MDS1 > An anal specialist
Poetry > oh never mind. hrm.. anal 5, give new mean to the term Sisters Core Probe.
BiONetworks > if laaq dies i want footage of it
Dr'Laaq > pervert
Omadon > lol
Dr'Laaq > pervert
Omadon > lol
Crucifier > so usually i have to give a bj for a ride home
Ned Hamford > 0/
Azia Burgi > hey ned
Azia Burgi > how is the hurricane?
Ned Hamford > Its very wet here
Ned Hamford > Folks not too far away have suffered power outages
Ned Hamford > Hamfordland is fine tho
Azia Burgi > hehe
Azia Burgi > backup gennie?
Ned Hamford > Oh. and ass flooding
Ned Hamford > never lost power around here
Azia Burgi > ass flooding?
Ned Hamford > mass flooding
Azia Burgi > ah!
Azia Burgi > i thought you had dysentry
Azia Burgi > hey ned
Azia Burgi > how is the hurricane?
Ned Hamford > Its very wet here
Ned Hamford > Folks not too far away have suffered power outages
Ned Hamford > Hamfordland is fine tho
Azia Burgi > hehe
Azia Burgi > backup gennie?
Ned Hamford > Oh. and ass flooding
Ned Hamford > never lost power around here
Azia Burgi > ass flooding?
Ned Hamford > mass flooding
Azia Burgi > ah!
Azia Burgi > i thought you had dysentry
Khellias> Yum, kernite.
Siren no Orakio> Ah, a miner having an oregasm.
Siren no Orakio> Ah, a miner having an oregasm.