Kinthras > once my computer crashed
Kinthras > and at restart microsoft demanded me to send them a report what i exactly had done
Kinthras > i wrote "i undocked in jita". never heard of them again
Kinthras > and at restart microsoft demanded me to send them a report what i exactly had done
Kinthras > i wrote "i undocked in jita". never heard of them again
Mechael > no market trivia I've found yet tops the fact that there are freed slaves available for purchase
<Virtuozzo> ships can't dock at carriers or motherships, and htat is wrong. I need real people inside me.
<Evelgrivion> That came out wrong
<Virtuozzo> ?
<Virtuozzo> ah ffs
<Evelgrivion> That came out wrong
<Virtuozzo> ?
<Virtuozzo> ah ffs
Batilda Yogmoth > why am i -5.4 to garoun investment bank?
Batilda Yogmoth > that doesn't make any gorram sense
Quinn Oron > Your account is overdrawn?
Batilda Yogmoth > that doesn't make any gorram sense
Quinn Oron > Your account is overdrawn?
Zomiaen > You'd like to think that I haven't gotten my hand deeper into a girls pants then you have wouldn't you?
Mr Destruct > sisters dont count zom
Copine Callmeknau > Or cousins
Zomiaen > Ye need to be telling that to Marc
Marcathonas > Dude, my hand was so deep, that I was giving her a foot massage.
Mr Destruct > nah marc is brothers
Zomiaen > because she was neither a cousin, sister or family member in any way
Marcathonas > Pet dog eh?
Zomiaen > No, she was human, and quite cute too.
Marcathonas > thinking hard here
Marcathonas > OHHHHH
Marcathonas > your school dinner lady?
Marcathonas > No wait, your babysitter.
Zomiaen > She was also my age.
Zomiaen > Hmm, if I had a babysitter and he was hot, maybe.
Marcathonas > AHAHAHAHAH
Zomiaen > ...
Marcathonas > AHAHHAHAHAHA
Zomiaen > shit
Zomiaen > shit
Marcathonas > owned
Zomiaen > shit
Mr Destruct > lol
Zomiaen > shitshitshit
Marcathonas > TOTALLY FUCKING OWNED
Zomiaen > SHE
Zomiaen > SHEEEEE
Copine Callmeknau > lmao
Copine Callmeknau > hahahaha
Zomiaen > fuck, I will kill you if this ends up in omgrawr
Mr Destruct > sisters dont count zom
Copine Callmeknau > Or cousins
Zomiaen > Ye need to be telling that to Marc
Marcathonas > Dude, my hand was so deep, that I was giving her a foot massage.
Mr Destruct > nah marc is brothers
Zomiaen > because she was neither a cousin, sister or family member in any way
Marcathonas > Pet dog eh?
Zomiaen > No, she was human, and quite cute too.
Marcathonas > thinking hard here
Marcathonas > OHHHHH
Marcathonas > your school dinner lady?
Marcathonas > No wait, your babysitter.
Zomiaen > She was also my age.
Zomiaen > Hmm, if I had a babysitter and he was hot, maybe.
Marcathonas > AHAHAHAHAH
Zomiaen > ...
Marcathonas > AHAHHAHAHAHA
Zomiaen > shit
Zomiaen > shit
Marcathonas > owned
Zomiaen > shit
Mr Destruct > lol
Zomiaen > shitshitshit
Marcathonas > TOTALLY FUCKING OWNED
Zomiaen > SHE
Zomiaen > SHEEEEE
Copine Callmeknau > lmao
Copine Callmeknau > hahahaha
Zomiaen > fuck, I will kill you if this ends up in omgrawr
Azuse > my life just got better :)
Jheroloy Ayryon > WHy?
Azuse > im in a system with one gate
Jheroloy Ayryon > lol
Azuse > and 18 hostile cruisers just logged off outside
Agustus Caesar > lol
Jheroloy Ayryon > Give'em hell...
Azuse > /emote starts writing his will
Jheroloy Ayryon > /emote wants the golden pocket watch!
Azuse > /emote start scoring jheroloy off the list..
Jheroloy Ayryon > D'oh...
Azuse > >:D
Jheroloy Ayryon > /emote is injecting laxative into Azuse's pod ectoplasm
Jheroloy Ayryon > WHy?
Azuse > im in a system with one gate
Jheroloy Ayryon > lol
Azuse > and 18 hostile cruisers just logged off outside
Agustus Caesar > lol
Jheroloy Ayryon > Give'em hell...
Azuse > /emote starts writing his will
Jheroloy Ayryon > /emote wants the golden pocket watch!
Azuse > /emote start scoring jheroloy off the list..
Jheroloy Ayryon > D'oh...
Azuse > >:D
Jheroloy Ayryon > /emote is injecting laxative into Azuse's pod ectoplasm
Durandal Strauss > i went window shpooing last weekend. spent $300AUD.
Iroa > lol, what on?
Azia Burgi > windows...
Azia Burgi > like dur....
Iroa > lol, what on?
Azia Burgi > windows...
Azia Burgi > like dur....
xThe Prophetx > <----blue light special on SHIELD REPAIRS at the world famous OUT POINT
General WilliamHague > wtf was that drake thinking??
Mr 'Fastizio > what a fool leaving the pos
Jack Paladin > that guy was suicider or what?
Coolgamer > :)
Rhamnousia > he's a goon .. cant blame him
Jack Paladin > lol
Etil DeLaFuente > ^^
Mr 'Fastizio > i think he wanted to move alittle with mwd and couldnt slow down
Valandril > u killed something eg ?
Valandril > eh*
FR JackTheRipper > he bumped the forcefield I think
xThe Prophetx > perhaps he heard of my shield repair goodness and wanted to take part
General WilliamHague > Loonswarm
General WilliamHague > wtf was that drake thinking??
Mr 'Fastizio > what a fool leaving the pos
Jack Paladin > that guy was suicider or what?
Coolgamer > :)
Rhamnousia > he's a goon .. cant blame him
Jack Paladin > lol
Etil DeLaFuente > ^^
Mr 'Fastizio > i think he wanted to move alittle with mwd and couldnt slow down
Valandril > u killed something eg ?
Valandril > eh*
FR JackTheRipper > he bumped the forcefield I think
xThe Prophetx > perhaps he heard of my shield repair goodness and wanted to take part
General WilliamHague > Loonswarm
Captain Wolfman > more peons for gang plz
Captain Wolfman > A's especially welcome
Captain Wolfman > also B's
Captain Wolfman > A's especially welcome
Captain Wolfman > also B's
shangpo: i think something is wrong.... the first thing I used to do when i got home was to boot up eve... now the first thing I do is go to Kugu :/
Zorduk: lol
mjed mazga: addiction to EVE usually rotates the form in which it manifests itself, shangpo
mjed mazga: you just have evekuguitis right now. you'll become immune to it eventually
Kesper North: eventually you will get Logoffski's Disease, which is fatal
mjed mazga: usually fatal unless you treat it with WoTobiotics
Kesper North: or HoNeopathic therapy
Zorduk: lol
mjed mazga: addiction to EVE usually rotates the form in which it manifests itself, shangpo
mjed mazga: you just have evekuguitis right now. you'll become immune to it eventually
Kesper North: eventually you will get Logoffski's Disease, which is fatal
mjed mazga: usually fatal unless you treat it with WoTobiotics
Kesper North: or HoNeopathic therapy