* ifni sighs
<ifni> why am i watching speed?
<DigitalCommunist> because if you stop you'll explode?
<ifni> why am i watching speed?
<DigitalCommunist> because if you stop you'll explode?
Amran stone > 6 pairats in 15W-GC
NAFkaffe > shiptypes?
Amran stone > Guristas Inferno
Franga > Huh?
Franga > Are you reporting rats?
Plague Black > lol
Ceratin > haha
Amran stone > im onli traying to help but i cant becus im in a hauler
Amran stone > Bestower
Plague Black > how about other belts?
NAFkaffe > shiptypes?
Amran stone > Guristas Inferno
Franga > Huh?
Franga > Are you reporting rats?
Plague Black > lol
Ceratin > haha
Amran stone > im onli traying to help but i cant becus im in a hauler
Amran stone > Bestower
Plague Black > how about other belts?
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> corporation edition XP
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> real, mind you
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> 32 bit and 64 bit
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> versions
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> and im thinkking
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> how fine frezbee, the 64 bit verion whuld make, right now
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> but then again
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> the air its flying in
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> might not support the 64 bit frezbee
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> real, mind you
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> 32 bit and 64 bit
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> versions
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> and im thinkking
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> how fine frezbee, the 64 bit verion whuld make, right now
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> but then again
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> the air its flying in
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> might not support the 64 bit frezbee
YangTze Quan nudges eagle, "check out the sarah avatar - cute"
Futuristic Eagle > Hey, Dude, Thats my alt!
Futuristic Eagle > Hey, Dude, Thats my alt!
<KaneED> anyone know anything about babies skin and what the protective layer it has on it is
<HellGremlin> It's called "Terminator" Tactical Dreadnought Armour and confers a 2+ armor save, as well as equipping the baby with a storm-bolter and power fist.
<HellGremlin> It's called "Terminator" Tactical Dreadnought Armour and confers a 2+ armor save, as well as equipping the baby with a storm-bolter and power fist.
Tef42 > 27/m/lonetrek looking for internet girlfriend
<Lokitoki81> whoa, a swedish journalist was killed in Kabul today, close range shot to the head
<NeltharakIdrissil> didnt keep transversal
<NeltharakIdrissil> didnt keep transversal
Requiescat > i think my net's about to cut out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > oh?
Requiescat > insta to station and i'm out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > on friday
Requiescat > yeah, cuts at 11:55 i believ
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u need to run a wire to someones house
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > nobody's house nearby
0o0Preatorian0o0 > get sat modem
Requiescat > preat i have zero cash
Requiescat > theres nothing i can do
Requiescat > so i live with it
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ncp
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i made a decient amount of isk
0o0Preatorian0o0 > in a lil bit of time
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > in real life
0o0Preatorian0o0 > only killing bc and up tho
Requiescat > i have zero cash
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ah yea
Requiescat > to get a sat modem
Requiescat > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i got a 1300$ check today =)
Requiescat > i wish i could npc in real life
Requiescat > that would be cool as hell
Requiescat > just go out in the woods and beat the hell out of some random dudes
Requiescat > and get money for it
Requiescat > that'd be sweet as shit
Milon Pendragon > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u can, its called a tax collector
0o0Preatorian0o0 > oh?
Requiescat > insta to station and i'm out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > on friday
Requiescat > yeah, cuts at 11:55 i believ
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u need to run a wire to someones house
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > nobody's house nearby
0o0Preatorian0o0 > get sat modem
Requiescat > preat i have zero cash
Requiescat > theres nothing i can do
Requiescat > so i live with it
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ncp
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i made a decient amount of isk
0o0Preatorian0o0 > in a lil bit of time
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > in real life
0o0Preatorian0o0 > only killing bc and up tho
Requiescat > i have zero cash
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ah yea
Requiescat > to get a sat modem
Requiescat > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i got a 1300$ check today =)
Requiescat > i wish i could npc in real life
Requiescat > that would be cool as hell
Requiescat > just go out in the woods and beat the hell out of some random dudes
Requiescat > and get money for it
Requiescat > that'd be sweet as shit
Milon Pendragon > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u can, its called a tax collector
[CLS] Jedi > you live in Sweden right, i think thats where belgium is...
Witchking > well it was in Scotland
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."