Ancient Cow > these women got me trained SoB
Turgeon Reign > Whip
Ancient Cow > here I am, college student, listening to mudvyne, playing eve online, eating raman noodles, having a beer, and I got fucking knitting needles on hand. What powers these women have with their puppy eyes and tits >.<
Ancient Cow > If I don't see some ass from these girls, I am going to be one pissed Knitter
Ancient Cow > and shove the needles where the sun don't shine.
Turgeon Reign > Whip
Ancient Cow > here I am, college student, listening to mudvyne, playing eve online, eating raman noodles, having a beer, and I got fucking knitting needles on hand. What powers these women have with their puppy eyes and tits >.<
Ancient Cow > If I don't see some ass from these girls, I am going to be one pissed Knitter
Ancient Cow > and shove the needles where the sun don't shine.
<RangerXT> why do even my dreams mock me
* RangerXT /wrists
<Horionte> what did you dream about mister eckstee?
<RazoR> you get no sex even in dreams?
<RangerXT> well, no
<RangerXT> but
<RangerXT> I get mocked with all the things I want
<Horionte> like sex?
<RangerXT> no
<RazoR> so, you dont want sex?
<Horionte> lol
<RangerXT> well, I do
<RangerXT> but it's with who that I get mocked by
* RangerXT /wrists
<Horionte> what did you dream about mister eckstee?
<RazoR> you get no sex even in dreams?
<RangerXT> well, no
<RangerXT> but
<RangerXT> I get mocked with all the things I want
<Horionte> like sex?
<RangerXT> no
<RazoR> so, you dont want sex?
<Horionte> lol
<RangerXT> well, I do
<RangerXT> but it's with who that I get mocked by
<cutter> lol at the puffer fish pic
<cutter> aren't those things poisonous?
<KaZuma> they are
<cutter> but that dude's holding one
<DJ_Sarge|ON-EVE-AIR> is tiny fish, think only nigger ones has toxic
<DJ_Sarge|ON-EVE-AIR> bigger even
<DJ_Rawr> haha OMG
<mastergamer> haha
<KaZuma> .. EPIC TYPO FAIL
<DJ_Sarge|ON-EVE-AIR> ya dont say ...
<xmvxthen00b|EVE> nice typo sarge
<DJ_Sarge|ON-EVE-AIR> i pity tha fooo ..
<cutter> thats omgawd
<Bele> epic typo of doom
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Spurty: what is that all about?
Osy: H-Bot
Osy: go buy
Snowman: thanks for the info EveLoverOoO
Snowman: ..
Snowman: someone should ban him btw
EveLOver: Does anyone Plays eve on this channel
EveLOver: ?
Asestorian: ...
Asestorian: No, we play Runescape.
Itphes: Yes.
Asestorian: Like all the cool kids.
Itphes: Oh wait, I mean no.
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: aa
EveLOver: gotcha
Ommand: SHUT UP NIGGERS
EveLOver: oO
EveLOver left the room (Kicked by NTRabbit (fuck the)).
#eve-online
Spurty: what is that all about?
Osy: H-Bot
Osy: go buy
Snowman: thanks for the info EveLoverOoO
Snowman: ..
Snowman: someone should ban him btw
EveLOver: Does anyone Plays eve on this channel
EveLOver: ?
Asestorian: ...
Asestorian: No, we play Runescape.
Itphes: Yes.
Asestorian: Like all the cool kids.
Itphes: Oh wait, I mean no.
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: EVE?
Asestorian: No, Runescape.
EveLOver: aa
EveLOver: gotcha
Ommand: SHUT UP NIGGERS
EveLOver: oO
EveLOver left the room (Kicked by NTRabbit (fuck the)).
#eve-online
Angel > ikea is the minmatar of furniture tbh
Stavros > its like the molle of furniture
Stavros > swedish and around forever
Stavros > and once u get in him you can never find your way out
xiaodown > you know
xiaodown > analogies break down if you take them too far.
Mitchman > that gave some undesired associations
Stavros > its like the molle of furniture
Stavros > swedish and around forever
Stavros > and once u get in him you can never find your way out
xiaodown > you know
xiaodown > analogies break down if you take them too far.
Mitchman > that gave some undesired associations
Koronakesh > also, let's assume that the "live from jita" bit is ic broadcast to a lot of non-podders. they see that traffic jam, they're gonna think none of us know how to fly ships for shit :
Vulkyn > how the hell do u get an agression counter when ur in a freakin shuttle ???
pergamon > lol
pergamon > you were speeding
Vulkyn > LOL ......
Vulkyn > that or u mooned concord
pergamon > lol
pergamon > you were speeding
Vulkyn > LOL ......
Vulkyn > that or u mooned concord
Verone > evening
Millio C > hello
Verone > how can i help you?
Millio C > that was a little harsh and pointless
Verone > what was?
Millio C > any good reason?
Millio C > you just killed my ship
Verone > I did?
Millio C > yeah
Verone > the badger?
Millio C > dont you pay attention to who you kill?
Verone > yeah
Millio C > explanation?
Verone > just didn't recognsie your name i haven't looked at the killmail yet
Millio C > so you're another brainless idiot?
Verone > Yeah, when you put it like that I guess so
Verone > i saw a turret on your ship, and the fact that you were shield tanking, and thought you might be carrying something of value
Millio C > nothing
Verone > so, like a kinder egg... I cracked you open to see if there was anything interesting in side
Millio C > it's a badger - not exactly posing you any harm
Verone > was hoping for a mini rubber duck tbh, my friend rho has always wanted one
Verone > but alas, t'was not to be
Millio C > we'll you are on the list now
Verone > the list?
Millio C > I'll crack you open very soon and probably kill your contents
Verone > lol
Verone > i love you man
Millio C > you're shit
Verone > i just spat coffee everywhere
Verone > don't worry about it, it was empty you lost like, 800k
Millio C > I hope your children grow festering sores and you die of nasty diseases
Verone > i don't have any kids
Verone > but i'll bear in mind to take them for their jabs when i do have some
Verone > :S
Millio C > it's a good ship needlessly distroyed
Verone > not really
Verone > you might have had a good cargo
Verone > the only way to find out is to split you open
Verone > so do you have anything else you'd care to add?
Millio C > I'll be back for you
Verone > would you like to abuse my family some more?
Millio C > screw you
Verone > =(
Verone > well it's been wonderful talking to you, and hearing your idle threats, as i've heard a thousand times before, but since you've ran out of steam, and can't think of any more abuse, i'm going to leave it at that.
Verone > fly safe, if you'd care to make an appointment to come and kill me, don't hesitate to eve-mail me at your discression.
Millio C > hello
Verone > how can i help you?
Millio C > that was a little harsh and pointless
Verone > what was?
Millio C > any good reason?
Millio C > you just killed my ship
Verone > I did?
Millio C > yeah
Verone > the badger?
Millio C > dont you pay attention to who you kill?
Verone > yeah
Millio C > explanation?
Verone > just didn't recognsie your name i haven't looked at the killmail yet
Millio C > so you're another brainless idiot?
Verone > Yeah, when you put it like that I guess so
Verone > i saw a turret on your ship, and the fact that you were shield tanking, and thought you might be carrying something of value
Millio C > nothing
Verone > so, like a kinder egg... I cracked you open to see if there was anything interesting in side
Millio C > it's a badger - not exactly posing you any harm
Verone > was hoping for a mini rubber duck tbh, my friend rho has always wanted one
Verone > but alas, t'was not to be
Millio C > we'll you are on the list now
Verone > the list?
Millio C > I'll crack you open very soon and probably kill your contents
Verone > lol
Verone > i love you man
Millio C > you're shit
Verone > i just spat coffee everywhere
Verone > don't worry about it, it was empty you lost like, 800k
Millio C > I hope your children grow festering sores and you die of nasty diseases
Verone > i don't have any kids
Verone > but i'll bear in mind to take them for their jabs when i do have some
Verone > :S
Millio C > it's a good ship needlessly distroyed
Verone > not really
Verone > you might have had a good cargo
Verone > the only way to find out is to split you open
Verone > so do you have anything else you'd care to add?
Millio C > I'll be back for you
Verone > would you like to abuse my family some more?
Millio C > screw you
Verone > =(
Verone > well it's been wonderful talking to you, and hearing your idle threats, as i've heard a thousand times before, but since you've ran out of steam, and can't think of any more abuse, i'm going to leave it at that.
Verone > fly safe, if you'd care to make an appointment to come and kill me, don't hesitate to eve-mail me at your discression.
Tareen Kashaar > I sucked, but I'll live
Tareen Kashaar > and don't quote that out of context
Tareen Kashaar > and don't quote that out of context
Lighthand > girlfriend and moi will probably be moving in together in a few months we were looking at places in villages near cambride
Lighthand > she asked me how far away this village was by train and I replied 3 jumps ...
Virtuozzo > 0.o you're a real pro 0.o
Lighthand > she asked me how far away this village was by train and I replied 3 jumps ...
Virtuozzo > 0.o you're a real pro 0.o