<Barbaro55a> So, just asked my boss for the afternoon off, when he asked why i said "job interview" without thinking, he's just gone fucking mental.
<Barbaro55a> opps
<Barbaro55a> opps
Chewbaccalee > hrmm i'll give that rating thing a try later after ive gotten a lil beefier ship, since well i am a Noob here :P
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
<Megamas|work> remember, if u have problems than WOW is not the answer... alcohol is...
Vassili Dashkov > You know you've been playing too much EVE when your warp drive comes online and your lights in your house go dim
<[GS]Galazar> i broke the bathroom door handle off yesterday...and i forgot to fix it, so i've been trapped in the bathroom 10 mins longer than i planned....
<[GS]Galazar> crapping door
<Rhaegar|afk> LOL
<[GS]Galazar> i was sitting there wondering what to do, then 10 mins later i find the door handle sitting on the floor mocking me
<[GS]Galazar> crapping door
<Rhaegar|afk> LOL
<[GS]Galazar> i was sitting there wondering what to do, then 10 mins later i find the door handle sitting on the floor mocking me
<frst> how much is a phantasm worth?
<Dirus> your left testicle
<Dirus> your left testicle
punisher09 > this is like you were mafia one day
punisher09 > next day your doing community service
punisher09 > next day your doing community service
Par'Nabuk > "Notify: You cannot attack a target that is no longer present. Please aquire another target. If no suitable targets are available lock a gang mate and try again."
Par'Nabuk > sounds kinda like american foreign policy
Par'Nabuk > sounds kinda like american foreign policy
Razorbill > how goes?
Ver'na Kame > good, eating icecream, hehe
Razorbill > hehe
Razorbill > /emote looks at brutus with jealousy
Razorbill > it's too cold here for icecream
Ver'na Kame > and its too hot here, hehe
Brutus Salazaar > Whatcha looking at me for, you didn't want some of my waffle the other day, so suffer
kim33 > lol
Razorbill > i like waffles but wasn't in the mood for one :P
Agustus Caesar > lol
Brutus Salazaar > bah
Brutus Salazaar > It was crispy and nice
Brutus Salazaar > Yah, live without the joy of waffle then
Ver'na Kame > dont try me, or ill send you whole freighter of icecream, lol
Razorbill > my food was yummier :))
Ver'na Kame > nah, no way :P
Brutus Salazaar > One day when the great Waffle Maker comes down to see his children he will see you and spurn you as you have spurned his Waffle
Ver'na Kame > ill eat him and whole his family, he has no chance
Agustus Caesar > rotflmao
Brutus Salazaar > So it is written, so it shall be done as it is in "1000 great waffle recipes and other things to do on a Sunday"
Agustus Caesar > so says the Waffle King, <b>hail the Waffle King!</b>
Ver'na Kame > hmm, sunday.... cant wait weekend
Brutus Salazaar > HAIL!
Brutus Salazaar > /emote decides to form a "Secret Waffle Community" on Eve
Razorbill > hehehe
kim33 > lol
Agustus Caesar > lol
kim33 > i love waffles
Brutus Salazaar > We shall all be called by our new names "Maple -"
Ver'na Kame > BoBs' are gonna be pissed when waffles would shoot them all, lol
Agustus Caesar > Wierd Al's even written you a theme song Brutus =)
kim33 > lol
Brutus Salazaar > As in the high and exalted Maple Caesar, Maple Kim, Maple Razor and his high lordship Maple Salazaar
Agustus Caesar > lol
kim33 > haha
Brutus Salazaar > And our Secretary "Maple Kame"
kim33 > lol
Ver'na Kame > dont forget on mighty chocolate glaze
Brutus Salazaar > sshhhh
Brutus Salazaar > Thats the secret weapon
Agustus Caesar > those damned pancake lovers might hear you!
Brutus Salazaar > yess! Rise up, RISE UP Against all Pancakes!
Agustus Caesar > lol
Agustus Caesar > we may have lost the garden convo, but we've gained one that almost just as good
Brutus Salazaar > Down with Pancakes! Never again shall waffles be spurned for pancakes! They are Flat, We have Texture! They may be filled and that may get us down, but WE WILL TRUST in the ICECREAM, and the Syrup and the WAFFLE GRILL!
Agustus Caesar > lmao
Ver'na Kame > aand the secret god, the whipped cream!!!
Ver'na Kame > may the glazes bless us!
Brutus Salazaar > Yess, lest we forget our lesser compatriots who so willingly sacrifice themselves every day on inferior coffee's
Brutus Salazaar > Miss Marple may have had a Mystery, but by Jove, we will find the One Truth! We will find that which has plagued humanity for so many years...
Brutus Salazaar > Yes, brothers and sisters, we shall find ...
Brutus Salazaar > "Who moved the Syrup!"
kim33 > lol
Brutus Salazaar > They may have books about "Who moved my cheese?" but by jove, there is nothing on the complete works of Sum Tin Sticky - all 26 volumes of it
Ver'na Kame > good, eating icecream, hehe
Razorbill > hehe
Razorbill > /emote looks at brutus with jealousy
Razorbill > it's too cold here for icecream
Ver'na Kame > and its too hot here, hehe
Brutus Salazaar > Whatcha looking at me for, you didn't want some of my waffle the other day, so suffer
kim33 > lol
Razorbill > i like waffles but wasn't in the mood for one :P
Agustus Caesar > lol
Brutus Salazaar > bah
Brutus Salazaar > It was crispy and nice
Brutus Salazaar > Yah, live without the joy of waffle then
Ver'na Kame > dont try me, or ill send you whole freighter of icecream, lol
Razorbill > my food was yummier :))
Ver'na Kame > nah, no way :P
Brutus Salazaar > One day when the great Waffle Maker comes down to see his children he will see you and spurn you as you have spurned his Waffle
Ver'na Kame > ill eat him and whole his family, he has no chance
Agustus Caesar > rotflmao
Brutus Salazaar > So it is written, so it shall be done as it is in "1000 great waffle recipes and other things to do on a Sunday"
Agustus Caesar > so says the Waffle King, <b>hail the Waffle King!</b>
Ver'na Kame > hmm, sunday.... cant wait weekend
Brutus Salazaar > HAIL!
Brutus Salazaar > /emote decides to form a "Secret Waffle Community" on Eve
Razorbill > hehehe
kim33 > lol
Agustus Caesar > lol
kim33 > i love waffles
Brutus Salazaar > We shall all be called by our new names "Maple -"
Ver'na Kame > BoBs' are gonna be pissed when waffles would shoot them all, lol
Agustus Caesar > Wierd Al's even written you a theme song Brutus =)
kim33 > lol
Brutus Salazaar > As in the high and exalted Maple Caesar, Maple Kim, Maple Razor and his high lordship Maple Salazaar
Agustus Caesar > lol
kim33 > haha
Brutus Salazaar > And our Secretary "Maple Kame"
kim33 > lol
Ver'na Kame > dont forget on mighty chocolate glaze
Brutus Salazaar > sshhhh
Brutus Salazaar > Thats the secret weapon
Agustus Caesar > those damned pancake lovers might hear you!
Brutus Salazaar > yess! Rise up, RISE UP Against all Pancakes!
Agustus Caesar > lol
Agustus Caesar > we may have lost the garden convo, but we've gained one that almost just as good
Brutus Salazaar > Down with Pancakes! Never again shall waffles be spurned for pancakes! They are Flat, We have Texture! They may be filled and that may get us down, but WE WILL TRUST in the ICECREAM, and the Syrup and the WAFFLE GRILL!
Agustus Caesar > lmao
Ver'na Kame > aand the secret god, the whipped cream!!!
Ver'na Kame > may the glazes bless us!
Brutus Salazaar > Yess, lest we forget our lesser compatriots who so willingly sacrifice themselves every day on inferior coffee's
Brutus Salazaar > Miss Marple may have had a Mystery, but by Jove, we will find the One Truth! We will find that which has plagued humanity for so many years...
Brutus Salazaar > Yes, brothers and sisters, we shall find ...
Brutus Salazaar > "Who moved the Syrup!"
kim33 > lol
Brutus Salazaar > They may have books about "Who moved my cheese?" but by jove, there is nothing on the complete works of Sum Tin Sticky - all 26 volumes of it
Rummel Bangalter > Todifrauan small outpost, come help me defend
Rummel Bangalter > this is operation kick amarrian ass
Rummel Bangalter > do you have what it takes? meet me here peace lovers
Rummel Bangalter > nevermind got owned :(
Rummel Bangalter > this is operation kick amarrian ass
Rummel Bangalter > do you have what it takes? meet me here peace lovers
Rummel Bangalter > nevermind got owned :(